When Courtney went to the hospital she forgot she had a bag of dope: On April 17, at 6:55 a.m., it was reported by Akron Police that they were called to a local hospital because the ER had found a bag of dope on a young 22-year-old woman, named Courtney Messer, who lives on Main Street. This chick was charged with Possession of Drugs. Courtney was involved in an accident at East Larchwood and Coventry Street, and she was transported to City Hospital were she was found to be in possession of a bag of heroin. She mustta been high and forgot she had the drugs. Po thang! How dumb can you get?

Akron

Thieves broke in and stole damn near everything including the kitchen sink: On May 15, at 6:57 a.m., Akron Police reported that somebody had broken into a vacant house on South Arlington Street, between 5 a.m. and 4:55 p.m. The crooks went in and stole damn near everything that was not nailed down. MISSING are: (6) electric heaters, radiators, the whole dang boiler system, the electric breaker box, cabinets, the toilets even the kitchen sink. If you saw something, say something and call Crime Stoppers at 330-434-2677.

Tyree fessed up when questioned about burglary: On May 17, at 6:55 a.m., a 21-year-old dude, named Tyree Jefferys of Nome Avenue, was charged with Receiving Stolen Property. Tyree admitted under Miranda to committing a burglary and then attempting to sell the jewelry to Ohio Gold at 3 Merriman Road.   Mr. “T” admitted under Miranda to the burglary of a house on Valdes Avenue, and also another one at 835 on Packard Drive.   So long “T” and away you go.

Jimmy cracked for breaking into a business on East Tallmadge Ave.:

On May 17, around 6:57 a.m., a 37-year-old fella, named James Kilmire, who lives on Locust Street, was charged with Breaking and Entering. Jimmy forced his way into a house on Buchholzer Boulevard, and took some cash, and other things. He was also charged with forced entry into a business in the 9900 block on Tallmadge Avenue.       He damaged the cash register by prying it open, looking for cash. Some fools don’t know when to quit. Bye!

Caller says that some rogue has broken in and stole medicine: On May 20, at 6:51 a.m., it was reported that a distraught old caller who lives in the 2000 block of Wilmich Drive, called in and reported that some rogue came into their home and stole a lock box containing their prescription medication. Caller stated that they don’t have a clue as to who the rotten rogue could be. Help us out! If you know something, say something and report the crook.

Thug broke in and stole a man’s lawn mowers, and his weed wacker:

On May 20, between 7 a.m. and 7:20 p.m., some thugs entered through an unlocked detached garage of vacant house on Leeser Avenue, where some lawn cutting equipment is kept in the garage The rogues took (8) lawn mowers, weed eater and other kinds of gardening equipment. The real problem is these punks hurt an honest man’s ability to earn a living and will sell all this stuff for just pennies on a dollar. If you know something, say something and drop a dime for this po’ man can get his stuff back. Call Crime Stoppers at 330-434-2677.

 Thieves intend to come back, because they took the man’s house keys: On May 17, at 6:51 a.m., the Akron Police Department reported that some thieves had broken into a house in the 300 block of Lansing Road 5/14 between 12 and 2 p.m. It could not be determined how the scoundrel entered but, they took a First Merit credit card, a garage door opener, and they must intend to come back at another time because he took 5 house keys on a ring.  Please help by calling Crime Stoppers at 330-434-2677.

 Thief used a duplicate key to go in and steals a Nintendo and Xbox:

On May 17, at 6:51 a.m., a house robbery in the 500 block of Rothrock Avenue, was reported and that the thief used a stolen duplicate key to enter through s/s front door MISSING: is an Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, misc video games. The cops need your help.

Crack head kicked in front door to get in and steal copper plumbing: On May 17 at 6:51 a.m., the Akron Police Department reported that a vacant house owned by US Bank on East Catawba Avenue, was broken into between 9 am and 3 p.m. According to a report the front door of the house was kicked wide open and the crook stole all the copper pipes. Hmm! Crack Heads up to their old tricks again.

More crack head tricks of breaking in houses stealing copper: On May 20, around 6:51 a.m., it was reported that another crack head special occurred at a house on Agate Place between 5 a.m. They said that someone forced their way into a vacant house and took the water meter, and stripped out all the copper pipes. Some more fools holes getting pennies on a dollar for the junk yards to sell it and get rich. We need to place stiffer requirements on the junk yard s and not the scrappers.

Thief broke into woman’s house and stole her large hoop earrings: Oooowe! Talking about salty; who in the hell would want to break in and steal this sissta’s large hoop earrings. To add insult to injury, that’s all the crook took. On May 20 at 6:61 a.m., it was reported that a woman who lives on Seward Avenue, called salty as hell and told the police that someone had broken into her house between 8 am-3:18pm and stole her hard earned hoops. Help a sissta out, if you saw something, say something. Please help by calling Crime Stoppers at 330-434-2677

 Columbus

 The teller said an ol’ White dude robbed Chase Bank: On May 9, at 4:06 p.m., it was reported that the Chase Bank in the 3600 block of North High Street, had just been robbed. The teller stated that a quiet, White dude in his 50s walked in, came up to the counter, passed the teller a note which implied that he had a pistol and to fork over the cash. Without any fuss or delay the teller gave the old dude an undetermined amount of cash and out he went just like he had walked in, quiet. The whole thing was caught on tape.

Cops said dealer had his drugs in plain sight so they busted him!: On May 14, around 12:32 in the morning, a call came from residents in the 2800 block of Pinellas Court, reporting that there were several shoots fired which came from a house on their street. The cops arrived and entered a house on exigent circumstances to check if anyone inside had been hurt. Once they were in they said that there were drugs and large sums of money all over the place and other drug dealing indications out in plain sight signifying that this was not a random shooting but, was probably drug connected. Oops there it is!

Crook faked like he wanted cigarettes before he stuck up the joint: On May 16, around 5:17 a.m., it was reported that a tall thin dude wearing a black hoddie walked into the United Dairy Farmer’s store on West Broad Street, walked up to the counter asked the clerk for a pack of Newport cigarettes and then implied that he had a pistol and told the employee that this is a stick up and to hand over the cash. The clerk gave dude the cash and there was an indication of thank you as the trifling rascal waked out. Although he was caught on tape, the cops and asking if you know something say something and help catch this bum. You could get paid, call Crime Stoppers at (614)645-4141

Cincinnati

A man stalked the organizer of Fying Pig Marathon Race: On May 20, around 10:49 a.m., it was reported that some nut had stalked and made a number of threats towards the organizer of the Flying Pig Marathon. Cops said the dude started to question the organizers relationship and told her that he wanted have some personal contact with her when he arrived at the race. The fella David Moore did show up and he even had a gun. A quick 911 was made and he was cuffed and hailed away in marathon time. See yah!  

Cops bust heroin drug ring at Super 8 motel while taking a snooze: On May 17, the cops stormed into a room at the Super 8 motel on Dream Street, and broke up the dreams of some tired heroin drug dealers who had just stopped to take a snooze after a long hard nights work. They arrested the following on felony charges in connection with a heroin ring operating out of that motel and for organized drug trafficking: Angelene Hicks, 34, Anthony Magness, 47, Ladonna Magness, 41, Scott McRae, 41, Tina Rodriguez, 39 and Saurabh Taneja, 32. The prosecutor also handed them an organized crime charge as a bonus for engaging in a structured operation. Bye we’ll see ya’ll in a few.

Crook asked judge if he would give him 30 instead of 90 days in jail: On May 15, it was reported that a former employee for Fujitec opened accounts with banks with money he had swindle from his Mason-based employer. When it came time for sentencing in a Warren County courtroom Mr. Master Mind Courtney, asked if he could get out of jail in 30 days if he paid Fujitec the money back. He said he didn’t think he could stand being away from his three sons for 90 days. Judge Donald Oda II gave a firm “No” in return.

Cleveland

Guy just hit another dude with a hammer on West 65^th Street: On May 20, around 2:35 p.m., an angry caller reported that while he was sitting in his car after he and another fella had just had some stiff words on West 65^th and Stock Avenue, the chump turned around and threw a hammer that hit him. A car was sent out to cool these two hot heads down.

Two sisters are fighting on East 99^th one hit the other with a bottle: On May 20, at about 2:46 p.m., a frantic neighbor called from a house on East 99^th and reported that two sisters were out in the middle of the street fighting like two cats and one had just hit and cut the other with a broken glass bottle. A car was sent over to stop this craziness before one of them gets killed. EMS is also on the way.

I can hear them fighting on an open 911 call on Parkview Ave: Around 2:45 p.m., on May 20, a dispatcher radioed and sent a car over to a house in the 1500 block of Parkview Avenue, because someone had made a 911 call and did not hang up. The dispatcher said that she could hear them screaming, cussin and fighting like crazy. A car was sent out to see what was up with this.

Would ya’ll please come stop this wino from knocking on my door: On May 20, at 2:54 p.m., a woman name Ashley on West 33^rd Street, called in and requested that a car be sent out to get this wino to stop knocking on her windows and doors. She said that the dude have been drinking and smoking out beside her house all day and now this fool wants her to let him in. Would ya’ll please send out a car, because “ain’t nobody got time for that.” A car sent out to help poor Ash.

An old dude is going off and raising hell at McDonalds on Lakeshore: On May 20, at around 2:43 p.m., a distraught call came from a McDonalds’ near 159^th and Lakeshore, reporting and pleading for them to send a car out to help handle an old dude who was in there going off and raising hell. EMS was also on the scene trying to calm him down. Several cars were rushed over to help.

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