Pierre got caught up in the wrong neighborhood: On Sept. 6, at about 8:55 p.m., Pierre Hamilton stopped on Elaine Road, and was standing outside his was shinny black SUV when another man came up behind and fired several shot at him.

Columbus

Man finds his neighbor seriously beat up: On Aug.25, about 8:57 pm, a strange intuition caused a concerned neighbor in the 3400 block of Wilson Woods Drive, to check on his friend next door, whom he had not seen around for a couple of days. Once into his friend’s residences he found that he had been seriously beaten. Columbus Police are asking for anyone with information about this matter to please come forward.

Burglar bleeds to death during break-in: On Sept.5, around 2 p.m., a man in the 100 block of Chittenden Avenue, returned home and found a 49 year old burglar laying on his the floor dead. During the burglary, the intruder broke through a window and seriously cut himself gaining entry. Unable to stop the bleeding, while losing strength, he lost consciousness and died on the floor in the apartment.

Some dude shot Tremayne in his leg: Around 5:14 p.m., on Sept. 9, a man name Tremayne E. was standing in front of a store in the 1500 block of Parsons Avenue, when he and another man exchanged harsh words.  The man fired his pistol several times and one of the bullets hit Tremayne in his leg.  Tremayne drove himself to a near by hospital where he received treatment for his injuries.

11 year old run-a- way boy had his daddy worried: On Sept.9, at 6 p.m., a frantic father on Quail Valley Court called police and reported that he believed that his 11 year old son had run away because he had got in trouble at school that day and was scared he was going to get a whipping.  The pint size fella came back the next morning around 10 a.m., safe and sound and his daddy was glad to see him.

Some A-hole playing pranks in the cinema: On Sept. 4, at about 2:30 in the afternoon, an 8 year-old boy was seated in the theater on Bethel Road, and when he leaned back in his seat he was stuck in his back by a needle/ pen that had been purposely wedged into the seat.  The long pin had a makeshift handle on it which some A- hole thought was funny. The lil’ fella was taken to the hospital and is expected to be alright.

Rasheen stabbed Charlie during an argument: Back on June 14, around 1 a.m., two 37 year-old dudes in an apartment on Lakeside Street, got into a serious argument.  One man named Rasheen got a knife and stabbed the other man, Charles M., in his chest.   Rasheen is on the run and Columbus Police are still looking for him. Anyone with more info in this incident is urged to call detectives. Mr. Charlie is making a decent recover.

Three shot by 16 year-old in strong armed robbery: On Sept. 10, around 11:13 p.m., police were called to an apartment in the 1000 block of Lilley Avenue, where there was a reported shooting of 3 people.  When cops arrived they found three men, 20, 30 and a 31 years of age, who had been shot by a 16 year-old and some other hoodlums during and armed stick up. The cops have charged the 16 year old boy with aggravated robbery and felonious assault.

Prince kicks in the door in while couple is at home: On Sept.10, around 11:31 p.m., it was reported by a couple on North Warren Avenue, that two brazing thugs, one named Prince and the other named Alvarez, came to a their house and kicked the back door in trying to get at a man and his wife, Mr. and Mr. Guevara. A scuffle took place and the two thugs ran out prior to the police arriving.  No one was badly injured during the fight.   Maybe the couple kicked off in the thugs butts!

Dope fiend sticks up pharmacy for narcotic pills: On Sept.10 at about 4:15 p.m., a scruffy looking dude with dreds tied in a bun, walked into Walgreens on Harrisburg Pike, gave the pharmacy clerk a note, flashed a shiny pistol and demanded some pills.  Without hesitation, the clerk didn’t take any chances, and gave this maniac what he wanted because she could tell he was “fiening.” The police are looking for the fiend and the whole incident was captured on video tape.

Lady shoots into house after scrapping with some other women: On Sept. 10, at 1:51 a.m., an angry lady named Carletta went to Gail’s house where she and some other women got into an altercation.  Carletta left the house and once outside she pumped a couple of shots back into Gail’s home.  Although 3 or 4 other people were in the house at the time, no one was struck in the hail of gun fire.  Ms. “Shoot –Um Up,” was arrested a short time later.

Something is fishy about this story: On Sept 8, at about 8:30 p.m., a 27 year old man named Keith was just sitting in his car in a parking lot on Joyce Avenue, when two unknown dudes spotted him and “out of the clear blue” they just walked up to his car and shot him for no reason and then shot up his car.  A bullet hit Mr. K in the arm and he drove himself to a near-by hospital.  Hmmmm, what’s up with that?

Coward named Willie, age 31, kicking an old man in the face: On Sept. 5, at about 1:41 a.m., an officer called for back-up for an auto accident on South High and Greenlawn Avenue, where a young man had a 68 year-old man named Damron on the ground kicking him in the face. Willie Armstrong was taken into custody and charged with felonious assault for stomping the older man. The older gentleman was taken to a near by hospital suffering from facial fractures and other bodily injuries. Slick Willie might do some time for this one.

Two scallywags steal 2 tractors from farmer: On Aug. 28, around 2 in the morning, two bandits went onto a farmer’s property called Pitstick Farms on Chillicothe Road in Madison County and stole two Kubota mowing tractors with an old Dodge pick up. Stealing a tractor from a farmer is serious offence and like a horse thief or rustling cattle. The Sheriff is looking for these two scallywags. Anyone with information is asked to call.

Pierre got caught up in the wrong neighborhood: On Sept. 6, at about 8:55 p.m., Pierre Hamilton stopped on Elaine Road, and was standing outside his was shinny black SUV when another man came up behind and fired several shot at him. He was struck in the leg and his truck was hit a number of times. Pierre jumped into his truck and took off headed for the hospital because of the leg injury. Some of the stray bullets hit a nearby house. There are no suspects, and the cops are investigating this matter.

University Heights 

Crack-head  gets caught with stem, choy and residue in pipe: On Aug. 29, cops pulled over a 50 year old man on Milton Road for a traffic violation.  The driver, a 50 year-old dude also had an open warrant with another nearby city and was arrested and taken into custody by the UHPD. As the cops where helping him find his eye glasses they ran across a crack pipe loaded with choy, residue and some aluminum foil used for coking.  I wonder where the rock was.

Two thieves busted stealing at Macy’s: On Aug.31, a security officer at Macy’s called and reported that they had spotted two men stealing in the men’s department. The two thugs escaped with the merchandise valued at almost $ 240, but were quickly nabbed by UHPD over at Burger King across the street on Cedar. Macy’s will prosecute the two thugs, one man is 18 years old and the other, age 20.

Woman not sure what happened, but reports 4 ladders as stolen: On Aug.30, around noon, a woman in the 2400 block of Eaton Road, called and reported that four aluminum ladders that were chained to a tree by her driveway were missing. She said she was not sure when they were taken, but they are gone.  Police are investigating this unchained crime.

Man on Dysart Road arrested for smacking his “BM”: On Sept.4, a woman on Dysart Road, called and reported that she and her baby’s daddy got into a serious argument and he got mad and slapped her. The 29 year-old boyfriend was arrested a couple of streets away on Meadowbrook where he was taken into custody and charged with domestic violence.

Man burning trash in a big 55 gallon drum: On Aug.  28, in a haze of bellowing smoke on Traymore Road, a caller reported that a neighbor was outside burning trash in a 55 gallon drum. There is a very strict ordinance governing burning trash within the city limits of University Heights. The man was cited and will pay a fine for his wrong.

Big bully threatening a little old lady on Warrensville Center Road: On Sept.1, at 9:48 a.m., a little old lady called and reported that she and her neighbor were in an argument over some trash that had  blown all over her yard and when she approached him he began talking tuff and “ puffing out his chest.”   Although there had been no physical altercation she just wanted it documented in case it leads to something further. Maybe big boy might want to watch is mouth, you think?

Young man catches costly case over a cheap pair headphones: On Sept. 1, an 18 year-old man was busted and now has a costly case after he stole a cheap pair of stereo head phones worth $9.99 from CVS on Cedar Road. The Young man will be taught $ 500.00 or more lessons for his nine dollar misjudgment. Maybe he’ll know better next time!