Zack is sacked for his 2 Pitt Bulls running loose: On Sept. 5, around 3:56 p.m. an anonymous tipster in the Brockway and Cedarbrook Road area, called and reported that there were two Pitt Bulls running loose
Columbus
Josh is wanted by police for slapping his ex-woman: On Sept. 9, around 10 p.m., a caller from the area of Sharon Wood Blvd, / 161 Street, reported that a man name Joshua had slapped his 23 year old ex-girlfriend in the head. After she fell on the ground, he made her get up and get into his car. Josh drove away but stopped at a gas station on East Broad Street and while he was in the station, the woman jumped out escaping into a wooded area. Police are looking for Mr. Slap Happy.
Greg Green sticks a burning a firecracker to a child: Back on July 9, around 11:50 p.m., a call was received from the 7500 block of Liddesdale Blvd. that reported a man named Gregory Green had purposefully burned a 9 year-old boy with a firework by pressing it against the child’s skin. Police arrested this fool and charged him with felonious assault and endangering. He must be crazy.
Pistol brandishing, backpack bandit holds up gas station: On Sept.14, at about 8:30 p.m., a man carrying a black backpack strolled into the Shell Gas Station on Morse Road, and immediately walked behind the counter. The bandit then flashed a pistol and ordered all the employees to hit the floor. He rustled through the store grabbing money and cigarettes, which he placed in a white plastic bag. Cops are hot on this thugs butt because it was all caught on video.
Woman falls from second floor window fighting estrange Husband: On Sept.14, around 1 p.m., an estranged husband, age 38, entered his 42 year old wife’s apartment on Tivoli Ct. He then began choking, punching her causing multiple cuts to her neck and throat. As they struggled the woman fell out of a second floor window sustaining additional injuries. The bully then jumped into a waiting vehicle and took off. Police are looking for Mr. Timmons.
A murder at Mitch’s Lounge on Karl Road: On Sept.15, at 2:30 a.m., cops were called out and responded to a shooting at Mitch’s Lounge in the 4400 block of Karl Road. Upon arrival they found a male employee who had suffered from several fatal gunshot wounds. Police are asking for anyone with information about this incident to please call the detectives.
Cleveland Heights
Derrick is raising hell at 2:21 in the morning: On Sept.17 at approximately 2:21 a.m., a caller in a house in the 2800 block of Mayfield Road, called and reported that a dude name Derrick B. was there raising hell and they wanted him out of their house. When police arrived, Mr. Big Mouth had split the scene and police were unable to locate him. (UTL).
Raising Hell II, Derrick is back 23 minutes later: On Sept.17, around 2:44 a.m., and just 23 minutes later, Derrick went back to the same house on Mayfield Road, to continue raising hell. This time somebody snuck out and called the police who arrived in time to catch Mr. Big Mouth. The police told him next time they come out he is going to jail. This idiot just doesn’t know when to leave well enough along.
Dude in a Volvo is driving like he’s crazy: On Sept. 17, at 4:37 a.m., a concerned motorist flagged down a patrol car in the 2100 block of Lumberton Road, and gave the licensees plate number of a Volvo because the man was driving like a maniac. A few streets over CHPD pulled the car over and busted a man named Brian Mathews for operating a vehicle intoxicated. Needless to say “B” was arrested and they towed the Volvo.
Woman jammed up on Coventry using a stolen credit card: Around 3:12 p.m., an employee at a store located on Coventry Road called the Passports to Peru, reported that there was a woman in their shop who was attempting to use a credit card that the bank sent back an alert flashing that the card had been stolen. The employee immediately notified the cops and they nabbed ol’ girl on the scene.
Woman in a white car trying to run down people in the park: Around 5:04 p.m., on Sept 17, a frantic caller reported that there was a woman in a white car who was trying to run down some people that had been caught in Forest Hills Park near Lee Road. Although no one was hurt, CHPD with the help of ECPD police attempted to locate the disturbed woman driver of the white car but she was GOA. You should watch where you creep.
Woman’s baby’s daddy called the cops on her: At about 5:45 p.m., on Sept. 17, a very infuriated man called police about his baby’s mama who lives in the 1000 block of Nelaview Road. The irate daddy reported that he had heard this woman threatening his daughter over the phone. Cops went out and the man’s baby mama stated, “He ain’t heard nothing.” According to police the matter is settled.
Man reports he was robbed on Desota: On Sept.17, around 8:04 p.m., a man called and reported that some chump had just strong-armed and robbed him at gun point in broad daylight on Desota Avenue, near Taylor. Police checked the area, but the suspect was UTL. These punks have gone plum crazy robbing people.
Desmond busted on North Hampton Road for suspicion: On Sept.16, around 12:19 p.m., police received a caller from the 3700 block of North Hampton Road, reporting that there was a lil’ suspicious looking dude lurking around the neighborhood. Police arrived and nabbed a dude name Desmond who already had an outstanding warrant with their city.
University Heights
Steve and his boyfriend caught running around outside butt naked: On Sept.5, around 4:20 in the morning, a caller in the 2600 block of University Boulevard, reported that they had just spotted two grown men running down the street butt naked. Cops arrived and spotted the guys and gave chase catching one of them, a man name Steven who was crouching down in a near by back yard. Steve was busted on a number of charges.
Mama calls 696-KIDS on her own daughter: On Sept 5, at about 2:14 p.m., an angry grandmamma name Delphine, in the 4000 block of Hillbrook Road, called 696-KIDS and reported her own daughter for leaving her 3 children in the care of an ailing elderly great-grand auntie. The kid’s mother, Ms. Ashley, was probably hot to trout, but she is now listed in the system for child neglect.
Zack is sacked for his 2 Pitt Bulls running loose: On Sept. 5, around 3:56 p.m. an anonymous tipster in the Brockway and Cedarbrook Road area, called and reported that there were two Pitt Bulls running loose in that vicinity. The tipster also snitched and told police that the dogs belong to a neighbor name Zachary T. who had been cited last month on Aug. 31 for the same thing. Boom! Zack was sacked.
Justin busted at five in the a.m., driving under suspension: On Sept. 6 at about 5:30 in the morning, a cop stopped a black Grand Prix near Meadowbrook and Warrensville Center Road. When the police checked the suspicious looking auto, the registration came back to a dude named Justin, whose license is suspended. The police arrested Mr. J. and towed his ride.
Police nabs Devin for flashing his pistol: At about 2:44 p.m., a distraught caller in the 3900 block of Washington Boulevard, called and reported the licenses plate of a “road rage” driver, who had just passed by and flashed/ brandished his pistol. A few blocks away police spotted the car and pulled it over. The driver named is Devin K was arrested for CCW and his car was towed. Choices matter.
Young woman caught stealing at Macy’s: On Sept.8, around 8:58 p.m., a security guard at Macy’s called and reported that they had busted and were holding a young female named Emily, who they had caught stealing. Macy’s will prosecute the young woman for shoplifting.
Two ladies jammed for theft at Targets: On Sept. 9, around 12:13 in the morning, Target loss prevention officers, called and requested that UHPD came, picked up two young ladies that they had jammed for stealing. The dynamic duo was turned over to the UHPD for charges and finger printing. Target is known to prosecute offenders. This is a 24 hour store and they are watching everybody, so thugs beware!
They are way too loud at a party next door: On Sept. 10, at 1:06 a.m., cops were called by a disturbed neighbor in the 13700 block of Cedar Road, who complained about a party next door that was too loud and making way too much noise. Cops showed up and could hear the party from down the street. Once they got in, they arrested 5 dudes and cited two women for underage drinking and then they shut the party down.
Tamika’s ex-boyfriend broke in her house: On Sept. 10, at about 4:06 a.m. a young woman name Tamika who lives in the 13600 block of Cedar Road, down stairs, called and reported that she is sure a man that that knows had broken into to her house. Ms. T. gave the cops ol’ boys name and they searched the area, but he was UTL.
Zack with the pit bulls is back in trouble again: On Setp.11, at 12:15 a.m., a caller in the 2100 block of Brockway Road, reported that there was a big free-for-all fight in the front yard of a house a couple of doors down. This time it was not Zack’s Pitt Bulls that were fighting or running loose, but it was Zackary, John, Nathan and a dude named Johnny who were on the front lawn having a slugfest. Zack just can’t get it right.
Ashlee and Chris busted for underage drinking at 9/11 party: On Sept.11, at about 1:33 a.m., several cars were dispatched to an address in the 2300 block of Warrensville Center Road, reported there were complaints of folks drunk and standing around in the street. Upon arrival police broke up the party and arrested two women, Ashlee and Chris were taken in for disorderly conduct and underage drinking.
More loud noise and big party celebrating 9/11: On Setp.11, it was a very busy night for UHPD. Around 12:52 a.m., police were notified again about some folks partying too loud and “making unreasonable noise,” to an address in the 4400 block of Braintree Road. Several folks were busted for underage drinking and had to be escorted to their dorms at John Carroll University.







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