911 heard a woman telling somebody, “Take yo hands off me:”

 

 

Columbus

Drama between a 55 year old sugar-daddy and his 32 year old tender, Monique:

On Sept. 26, around 8:50 p.m., police rushed to an awful fight in the 700 block of Reynolds Avenue, where a woman named Monique Alston, age 32, had clunked her old man, Author, 55, in his head. During the big rumpus, Mr. Sugar Daddy stabbed

Ms. Sweat Thang several time and they both had to be taken to a local hospital for injuries sustained. Author, check this, the older you get the better you use to be.

Man robbed at gun point while still in bed:

On Sept. 30, at 2:30 a.m., an elderly man in the 500 block of Bulen Avenue found himself starring down the barrel of a pistol as two men and a woman made him get out of his bed and go into the basement. Once downstairs, they ordered him to surrender his cash and ramshacked his house looking other things to steal. After an hour of terrorizing the man they got in his car and left. Somebody should tell these three crazy thugs about karma.

Mystery shooting leaves two young dudes seriously wounded:

On Sept. 27, at approximately 11:04 p.m., police were sent a shooting in the 900 block of South Ashburton Road.  Upon arrival, they found a dude named Danzell, 18, and another named Terrance, 23.  Both young guys said they had been shot for no known reason and they were clueless as to why and who fired on them. They were taken to Grant Hospital.    Sounds druggist?

Old gray head thug in his 50s still out there doing sticking ups:

On Oct. 2, around 3:05 a.m., an old dude described to be in his 50’s walked in to the Speedway Gas Station at 1165 South High Street.  The “OG” hobbled over to the counter, acting as though he had a gun demanded, and said, “Gimme all da cash.  The old crook took the money, shuffled out, and hopped in to a waiting minivan with New York license plates.

Cleveland 

Big bully punched his baby’s mama, said “so what call the police:”

On Oct.1, around 9:56 p.m., an angry woman in the 3600 block of East 65th Street, called to report that her baby’s daddy punched her around, is parked out-front waiting in a black Chevy Blazer, and he’s got a gun. Oops!  She snitched.

A man on a cell phone keeps calling 911 asking for the police:

On Oct. 1, at 9:59 p.m., a very alert dispatcher sent a car out to an address in the 1500 block of Lakeshore Drive because a man sounded like he was in some trouble and kept calling 911. A car went to check out what was happening.

Anthony said some tall dude broke in his house and beat him up:

On Oct. 1, around 10:01 p.m., a angry guy named Anthony, who lives in the 1600 block of Damon Avenue, called and reported that a big tall dude had just broke into his house and kicked his butt then took his cell phone and left.  “A” said the thug was wearing a yellow hoodie and some jeans.

Alarm signaled a breaking and entering into Morning Star Baptist Church:

At approximately 10:03 p.m., on Oct.1, police received a report from an alarm company reporting that someone had just entered the Morning Star Baptist Church at 10250 Shaker Boulevard and no one should be in there at this time. Heathens. Who else could it be?

A bunch of hoodlums gathering up on Kinsman, getting ready to fight:

At approximately 10:07 p.m., on Oct.1, police received several calls from concerned folks, riding near 110th and Kinsman, who reported that a bunch of hoodlums were gathering in the streets and it looked like they were getting ready to rumble.  Several cars responded to that call.

Shorty is mad, said he’s gon’ burn his family’s house down:

Around 10:12 p.m., on Oct.1, a scared member of a family, who lives in the 1800 block of Colonnade Avenue, called and reported that a disgruntled member of the family is threatening to burn the family’s house down if they don’t get his money.  The relative described the suspect as a short, thin dude.  A car was sent to check out Mr. Shorty.

Two thugs in a Ford pick up truck held up and wouldn’t let her go:

Around 10:13, on Oct 1, a woman named Cashana called and reported that two knuckleheads in a Ford pick up truck are driving her around and won’t let her out. She said one of them had got a gun. Wonder where these two bums were when she was doing all this calling?

Kenny’s on the phone, whispering some fool is breaking in his house:

At approximately 10:18 pm., on Oct.1, a man named Kenny, who lives in the 4500 block of West 67th Street, called police, whispering through his phone, telling them some thug was trying to break into his house. Several cars were rushed to that scene.

Two scoundrels just kicked my neighbor’s door down:

Around 10:22 p.m., on Oct.1, a neighbor of house in the 3300 block of West 32nd Street, called and reported that two scoundrels had just kicked the neighbor’s door down next door and they are still in the house.   Several cars were sent to that location.

Angie called police on her two nieces who are raising hell:

Around 10:26 p.m., on Oct.1, a very upset auntie named Angie, in the 2400 block of  Scranton Road, called and reported that her two grown a—nieces, who lives in her house, were threatening her and raising hell. Come get these -----!

Some honoree folks are playing their music way too loud:

At 10:30 p.m., on Oct.1, some pissed off neighbors in the 17500 section of Lakeport Avenue, called and reported that a house on their street got their music cranked way up.    Minutes later police arrived and made them turn it down or turn it off.

911 heard a woman telling somebody, “Take yo hands off me:”

At approximately 10:33 p.m., on Oct.1,  and dispatcher sent cars out to an address in the 9100 block of Cannon Avenue to check a woman who called 911. The woman could be heard screaming at somebody, telling them “take yo hands off me”  Several cars responded to that call.

Security at Steelyard Wal-Mart caught a rascal stealing:

Around 10:30 p.m., on Oct. 1, a security guard at the Steelyard Commons Wal-Mart called and asked the police to come get some rascal they caught stealing. Some stupid thugs just don’t get it. They watch folks much closer at those stores that stay open late or all night.

A suspicious looking dude on bike checking out houses:

On Oct.1, at 10:42 p.m., a resident on Ardmore Avenue, called and reported some suspicious looking dude riding a bike up and down the street, checking out folk’s houses.  You better watch out for those crackhead, cooper plumbing, stealing thieves on bikes.

A woman on Cliffview Road wants to make a burglary report:

At about 10:45 p.m., an upset woman in the 19100 block of Cliffview Road, called police and told them to come out because she is going to report a burglary and grand theft.

A car was sent to check out the situation.

Some sucka’s jeep is blocking the driveway:

On Oct.1, at around 10:46 pm., an angry caller in the 7100 block of Dellbank Drive, reported that somebody parked a big Jeep out front and it is blocking his driveway. They wanted police to come and make them move it.

A woman on Krome Avenue lied, said she got jumped on:

On Oct.1, at about 10:52 p.m., an angry woman walking down Krome Avenue flagged a police cruiser down and reported that someone had just beat her up.  When the cops checked out her story, they found that there had just been a bunch of named calling and, when ole’ girl got caught in that lie, the matter was settled.

Woman sitting on the freeway near Harvard and Pershing:

On Oct.1, around 10:54 p.m., there were several callers who reported a woman sitting on the side, off the road, near Harvard and Pershing Road. A car was dispatched to that area to check it out.

They stole Cynthia’s money and threatening her:

At 10:57 pm., an upset woman named Cynthia King called to report a person who stole some money from her and are now outside calling back making threats. Some folks got a lot of nerve!

Dope boys in a gold Lexus selling drugs on 82nd and Cedar:

At 10:57 pm., on Oct.1, a caller reported that some dope boys were in a gold Lexus and one stood outside the car selling drugs. The caller also stated that they believe this chump is only a look out while the other does the business. Ain’t they stupid!

Shots fired on Pasadena Avenue:

On Oct. 1, at 10:58 p.m., a resident in the 10200 block of Pasadena Avenue called and to report several shots fired on their street.  Several cars were dispatched to that area.

A big, mean, brown dog running loose:

Around 8:56 a.m., on Oct.2, there were several calls from residents, on Ablewhite Avenue, who reported that there was a big, mean, brown dog, running loose on their street and approaching people very aggressively.

Strange looking fella walking on the highway:

On Oct. 2, there were several reports that some strange looking dude was walking on I-90 East near 9th and I-77.  A car was sent to check out why Mr. Strange Looking was walking on the freeway that early on Sunday morning.

Burglar caught breaking in American Federated Builders:

On Oct. 2, at about 8:36 a.m. in the morning, the police responded quickly to a break-in alarm at the American Federated Building Company in the 1400 block of East 105th Street. At 8:43, seven minutes after the alarm, they caught the rogue and put his butt in handcuffs. Good work guys.

They done stole Shone Davis’ car:

On Oct. 2, around 8:48 a.m., a woman named Chrishone Davis in the 12100 block of Mayfield Road, called and reported that somebody had stole her car.  A unit was sent out to take the report.

Woman reported missing license plates:

At 9:08 a.m., a woman named Cassidy A. in the 7800 block of  Garden Valley, called and reported that somebody had stole her license plates and she wants to make a report.