Police chasing a man for drinking in public: On Oct.2, at 12:04 a.m., Police saw a man named Jarrod with an open container and when he took running they chased him, finally catching him a couple of streets over hiding in a backyard near Bushnell and Miramar Road.

Columbus  

Old school dude, 42 slams young-blood, 21 in street brawl: On Oct.1, at 10:05 p.m., a caller reported that there was an all out street brawl between two men just south of the 500 block on Front Street. Upon arrival cops found that a man 42 had slammed a young dude 21, on the pavement and had punched him several times in the face and head. Cops took young-blood to Grant Hospital and Ol’ school to jail and charged Mr. Strong Arm with felonious assault. Now let him slam that!

Columbus Police set up sting and nabbed plenty drunks driving: They told ya’ll to “Look out.”  On Oct. 3, Columbus Police told folks in advance they were going to set sobriety checkpoints and where they would be. Yep, they nabbed a bunch of these dummies for DUI, open container and other offences like driving under suspension, weed in their car, outstanding warrants, non-support warrants, and various other infractions.    Many of those nabbed wound up in jail for the week-end. They told you so, but you just didn’t listen.

Lisa Howard shot at 4 or 5 times over on Windsor Avenue: On Oct. 3, around 2:54 in the morning, police were called to the intersection of Windsor and Joyce Avenue, where they found a 43 year old woman name Lisa Howard had been shot four or five times.   Ms. Lisa was rushed to Grant Hospital and is expected to survive her injuries. What’s up with that, and if you seen it say it. Call CPD 645-4141

Tawaune was arrested for shooting into Miss Norma’s house: On Oct. 1, at around 7:22 p.m., police responded to a report that several shots had been fired into a woman named Miss Norma Benjamin’s house on N. Waverly Avenue. Although the shooter, Tawaune Smith, age 20 was shooting at three juveniles who were sitting on the porch no one was hit or sustained an injury. Mr. T was picked up and charged with 4 counts of felonious assault and discharging a firearm into a habitation. So long Mr. T.

Ms Raven was shot in her arm as she was leaving the Club: On Oct.7, at around 2:06 a.m., a caller reported that a woman name Raven Wade had gotten shot as she was getting into her car after a night of parting at Boomerang Bar on Karl Road. The 22 year old woman noted that several shots rang out coming from what looked to be a dark color Honda. Although she was hit, her wounds were not fatal and she was taken to a local area hospital in stable condition.

Rotten butt thug steals flat-screen from the daycare center: On July 6, at around p.m., a desperate thief broke in and stole a large flat screen TV from the Dawson’s Childcare Center in the 4300 block of Professional Parkway. A surveillance camera showed this rotten hooligan forcing his way into the entrance door and walking right over and taking the TV. He is described as 5’10”, big, heavy set and about 40 years old.This rotten rat is truly “robbing the cradle.”

The Feds are hot on trail to find Greg Boykins’ behind: On Oct.7, The Ohio Fugitive Strike Team put out a warning that they are looking for a dude named Gregory L. Boykin’s, 33.  On that day the Feds almost nabbed Mr. G, but he was able to shake the Team by disappearing somewhere near I-270 and Parsons Avenue.  G-Man is wanted for rape, agg-robbery and PV. They say dude is very dangerous and anybody who knows his whereabouts should drop a dime on this chump, pronto.

22 year old woman stole a police car (Part 1): On Oct.10, at about 2 in the morning, a woman name Morgan Nelson, who lives on Dana Avenue, crept into lot parking #199 on South Central Avenue and stole a police car. Two officers were dispatched to the heist, who gave chase, crashed and had to be taken to an area hospital and treated for minor injuries. Somehow girlfriend escaped and the cops are on the prowl for this bold crazy car thief.

Ms. Morgan Nelson busted while sleeping in stolen cop car (Part 2): On Oct. 10, at around 8:49 a.m., Ms. Morgan Nelson was busted and arrested by the Ohio Highway Patrol after she was spotted sleeping in the stolen police car.  Ol girl must have been tired, stopped, and parked to take a snooze at a rest stop along I- 71 north, near the Delaware County line and Rout 36. This chick has got to be on crack!

Beachwood

Somebody stole the wheel off my car: On Oct.1, at about 11:30 p.m., a caller at the Beachwood Mall notified police and reported that somebody had stolen the whole wheel and tire off their car. A unit was sent out investigate the incident.

$13,000.00 watch stolen from store in Beachwood Mall: On Oct. 6, at about 8:05 a.m., it was reported that a very expense watch worth over 13 grand had been stolen for the Time Change store in Beachwood Mall. Wow, what time is it?

Dude busted for stealing 2 burgundy sweaters from Sak’s: On Oct.8, at around 12:58 p.m., security guards at Sak’s Fifth Avenue chased a dude through the parking lot who had stolen 2 sweaters and threw them under a car. BWPD arrived joined the chase caught and arrested Mr. Fly Daddy for theft.

Two grown women nabbed stealing in Dillard’s: On Oct.6, at about  noon, lost prevention at Dillard’s Department Store in Beachwood Mall, called and reported that that had caught and were detaining two grown women who had stolen nearly $ 400.00 worth of stuff. Dillard’s is going to prosecute these too honeys.

Is somebody in the family room?: On Oct.6, at around 2:33 p.m., an alarm company reported to BWPD, that they had been alerted that there was movement in the family room of a house in the 25000 block of Bryden Road, and nobody was supposed to be home at this time. A unit was sent out to investigate.

There’s a dude walking around Concord who looks like a crook: On Oct.6, around 11:35 a.m., a resident on Concord Drive, called and reported that there was a suspicious looking dude walking around on their street, looking in folk’s houses and talking on his cell phone.  “He doesn’t live around here and he just doesn’t look right. Ya’ll need to come and check him out.”

Baby daddy drama at a house on Richmond Road: On Oct.7 at around 12:08 p.m. a frantic woman in the 3300 block of Richmond Road, called and reported that she was being harassed by phone and receiving some nasty text messages from her baby’s daddy about his visitation rights. A unit was sent out to take a report.

We think this dude is drunk and has passed out in his car: On Oct 8, around 3:30 in the morning, someone called and it was reported that some dude was either sleeping or is drunk and has passed out in his car which is in the Clarion Hotel parking lot. The cops went and checked what was up with this guy.

They caught the thug inside burglarizing their home: On Oct.7, at around 1:39 in the afternoon, in broad day-light, a family member returned home and caught some thug in the act of burglarizing their home.  In shock, but with quick thinking, they called the police. BWPD arrived and arrested this bold fool.

Cooking like crazy fire with the microwave: On Oct. 6, around 7:39 a.m., a family in the 26000 block of Bernwood Road called police. They had to evacuate and escape to the neighbor’s house after their house filled with smoke. Although they did not see any flame, smoke was all over the house. After a quick check it was discovered that all the puff-puff came from somebody over cooked some food in the microwave.

Youngster caught stealing in Abercrombie and Fitch: On Oct 8, at about 5:59 p.m., security called and reported that they had just busted and had detained a young dude for stealing almost a $100.00 worth of stuff from the Abercrombie and Fitch store on the Mall’s upper level. Like always, this bad rascal’s mama had to come and get his behind.    Don’t even try it, cause crime just doesn’t pay.

Some thieves stole over $ 265.00 worth of eye-glass frames: On Oct. 8, around 4:14 p.m., an employee at Lens Crafters, at Beachwood Mall reported that three thugs had come into the store and stolen expensive eye-glass frames that totaled over $ 265.00 and they were not finished checking out what else had been taken.  With or without these glasses, these thieves just can’t see there is no future in petty theft.

Who in the hell left the door open at Bally’s?: At almost 3 in the morning, on Oct 7, police were checking out why an employee in Bally’s Total Fitness on Park East Drive, had left the door open. The cops made a report.

University Heights 

A drunk dude is taking orange traffic barrels out the street: On Oct.1, about 3:30 in the morning, a caller in the 2200 block of Warrensville Center Road, reported that some drunk dude was out in the street taking the orange traffic barrels. Upon arriving a police officer spotted Jonathan drunk and walking down the street carrying one of the barrels on his shoulder. Busted!

Police chasing a man for drinking in public: On Oct.2, at 12:04 a.m., Police saw a man named Jarrod with an open container and when he took running they chased him, finally catching him a couple of streets over hiding in a backyard near Bushnell and Miramar Road.  The cops handcuffed him and took his butt to jail. Mr. Drunk Runner was charged with public intox, having an open container and trespassing. Oooooweeee!

Yall come get this gun out of my house: On Oct.3, at around 10:44 a.m., a woman in the 6000 block of Hyde Park Road, called and reported to police that she had found a gun in her house and she wanted them to “come and get it right now.” A unit was sent out to pick up the pistol and check it out.