Somebody stole my bling out my Lex in my driveway! On Oct.9, at around 11:32 a.m., a woman named Hillary S in the 2400 block of Canning road, called and reported that some bold thug had came into her driveway and went into her 2010 Lexus and stole her jewelry.
Veronica and Darryl are too old to be out there fighting like fools: On Oct. 11, at about 7:39 p.m., police were called to the area of N.Garfield and Atcheson Street, where Darryl Samuel, 52 and his 50 year old woman, Veronica Jones, were in a big hullabaloo resulting in a fight. Darryl who was drunk, hit Veronica with his car, causing her multiple injuries. Police arrested him and charged him with aggravated vehicular assault.
Jealous Stefan is in jail for shooting at Chenoa and her new boyfriend: On Oct.13, at about 8:33 a.m., Stefon Martin went over to his ex- girlfriend Chenoa Moore’s house on Kinderly Drive, and threatened to kill her and her new boyfriend, Darien. Stefan shot up Darien’s ride with his “9” and then took off running. He was later caught and now his dumb butt is siitin behind bars while Chenoa and her new dude Darien are still kicking it. Was it worth all that?
Somebody shot Denzel!: On Oct.11, at around 2:25 a.m., police responded to a shooting at the Exclusive Lounge on South Hamilton Road. Upon arrival they found a dude named Denzel Williams still sitting in his car in the parking lot, suffering from a gunshot wound to his side. Williams said he doesn’t have a clue who shot him and was taken to an area hospital, in stable condition.
A lunatic over on Duxberry done gone nuts: At 12:54 a.m., on Oct.13, cars were rushed to the scene of a shooting in the 1500 block of Duxberry Avenue; where two men, a woman, named Delilah, 31 and a teenage boy had all been shot. Earlier, there had been a big argument with some neighbors and as they were all sitting on the porch some fool came up, pulled a gun, and started shooting. All the victims were take to an area hospital and are expected to survive.
They acting a fool in the emergency room at Methodist Hospital: On Oct. 13, at about 10:50 p.m., a security officer responded to a disturbance between some folks in the ER at Methodist Hospital. When he tried to break up the ruckus, somebody tried to run him down with a black Cadillac. Although the guard pulled his pistol and fired, the Caddy kept going. The guard was treated for minor injuries and released.
A fella named Sam fired on two chumps who came to kick his butt: On Oct.15, around 5:33 a.m., police responded to a call in the 500 block of Sheldon Avenue, where it was reported that two men had gone to the home of a fella named Sam to kick his butt. While they were arguing and threatening him with a gun, Sam pulled his own pistol and got the drop on these two chumps and fired on them. They later showed up at an area hospital and were treated for their injuries. Thus far no charges have been filed against “Sam the Man.”
Drive by shooter hits two birds with one shot: On Oct. 17 at about 8:02 p.m., cops responded to a call that two men had been shot in the 1000 block of Whittier Street. Upon arrival they found 19 year-old, Jacar Bitting and his 52 year old compadre, Bernard Smith. The two men were standing in front of a building when silver SUV drove by and opened fire. Both received non-life threatening wounds.
Crack fiend broke in his house and stole all the plumbing: On Oct. 3, at about 3:13 p.m., a landlord who was mad as hell, called and reported that some dope fien had broken into his rental property in the 3500 block of Cedar Road, and had stolen all the cooper plumbing out of the house and also stole some tools that he had there. Not only did this crack head take the plumbing, the house is probably destroyed from water damage.
Step-dad beat up by his wife’s daughter:
On Oct 5, at about 5:15 p.m., a man named Wendell who lives in the 3600 block of Washington Boulevard, went into UHPD and reported that his wife’s disrespectful daughter Sasharai had gotten into a big argument, which resulted in them having a physical altercation and her beating him up. Due to a bunch of “he said she said” and conflicting lies, police could not establish who did what. All parties were identified, but no arrest was made.
Dude’s ex-fiancée is calling and texting his new lady friend death threats: On Oct. 9, around 8:33 p.m., a man’s new fed-up girlfriend in the 2300 block of Ashurst Road, went to the UHPD and reported that her man’s old girlfriend or fiancée keeps calling and texting her death threats and telling her what she is going to do to her. Somebody needs to tell old girl not to keep pushing her luck.
Demetrius stole from Targets and then had it his way at Burger King: Around 4:07 p.m., on Oct. 5, a security guard at Targets reported that they had tried to catch a thief who had put a bunch of stuff in a big container, but he got away. Having given UHPD a description, the police searched the area and found Demetrius Payne 36, dinning across the street at Burger King. Ain’t he stupid!
Crack heads at it again with the plumbing: On Oct. 5, at around 7:14 p.m., another angry landlord of a rental property in the 3500 block of Farland Road that has been vacant for nearly a year, called and reported that the crack heads done got to his place too. He said that they stole all the cooper plumbing out of the basement nearly destroying his house. Believe me; it makes you mad for some sucka to destroy your whole house just to get about 40 or 50 dollars to smoke.
Kenny passed out drunk at the wheel: On Oct. 5, at about 9:10 p.m., a woman in the 2400 block of Traymore Road, called and reported that some dude was sitting in his car out front of her house with the motor running and nodded out. Cops arrived and Mr. Kenny was still nodding, at the wheel with the motor running. They hauled Kenny’s drunken sleepy butt off to jail and towed his car. Get that boy some help!
One of the employees at BP has been stealing: On Oct. 7, at 3:35 p.m., a BP Gas Station manager named Ann came to the UHPD to make a report that one of the employees at the station has been stealing. Missy Ann stated that as far as she knew the theft occurred back around Sept. 2, and she just wanted to put it on record.
Woman on Cedar said that somebody broke into her son’s bedroom: On Oct.8, at 12:22 a.m., a woman named Joye H., who lives down stairs in the 13600 block of Cedar Road, called and reported that some trifling cuss had broken into her son’s bedroom around 2 a.m. that morning and stole some of his stuff. Hummmm, something sounds fishy bout this story.
Mike busted on Belvoir with an open container: On Oct.8, around 12:30 in the morning, police were cruising the area and spotted Michael J. in the 2100 block of Belvoir Road walking around with an open can of beer. The cops busted Mike and issued him a citation for being in public with an open container. Mike, “this Bus’s for you!”
My neighbors are having a party and making a whole lotta noise: On Oct. 9, and shortly after midnight, a fed up neighbor in the 1400 block of Washington Boulevard, called and reported that some college students next door are having a party, making way to much noise and are creating a disturbance e in the neighborhood. The cops arrived and issued Cara Rose a citation for disturbing the peace.
Somebody stole my bling out my Lex in my driveway! On Oct.9, at around 11:32 a.m., a woman named Hillary S in the 2400 block of Canning road, called and reported that some bold thug had came into her driveway and went into her 2010 Lexus and stole her jewelry. Although she said that her car was not locked, that was a bold rascal to come in your driveway and get into your ride.
Some lil thug stole my son’s coat at the library: At around 3:02 p.m., a very angry father named Charles, called and reported that some lil’ thug had stolen his son Antwon’s coat while he was at the library on Cedar. Police are looking for a little thug.