Somebody smoking weed at the Fairfield Inn: On Oct15, around 4:18 in the morning, it was reported that the hallway on one of the floors was reeking with the smell of weed and that somebody was in one of the rooms smoking marijuana.

Columbus 

Some freak tried to snatch a woman in his truck: On Oct.19, around 8:30 a.m., and in broad daylight, some freak in a pick up truck, pulled up to a young woman walking near James Road and Allegheny Avenue and tried to persuade her to get in his truck. When the lady refused, this freak jump out and grabbed her and tried force her in his vehicle.  She fought his butt off and then took of running.  If you see a bald headed, freaky looking fool with no facial hair cruising in a black Ford pick up truck, call the police.

This fool done hit the police: On Oct.21, around 7:59 p.m., a police officer answered a call to break up a disturbance at a house in the 1600 block of Woodland Avenue. Upon arrival, the officer found a bunch of family members arguing with a dude named Franooise, who was drunk. When the officer confronted Franooise he became upset and swung on the cop striking him in the face. You can guess what happened to his behind on his way downtown.                                                         .

Drive by shooter hits two teenage boys:

Around 9:59 p.m., two young boys were standing in front of the corner house on East 22 and Hamilton Avenue, when some shots rang out of a passing SUV that was passing by. Shots hit both boys who had to be transported to an area hospital where they were treated for non life threatening injuries. There were some lies being told and the police can not get it straight on what really happened. This incident could be some kind of gang BS.

They broke in and tore up stuff just for the hell of it: On Oct.10, between the hours of 1:30 and 2:30 a.m., some punks broke into the Monroe Elementary School, located on State Rout 38.  Although these rascals didn’t take anything, they tore up and destroyed a lot of stuff just for the hell of it. They broke out glass, tore up computers, televisions, knocking over cabinets and spraying shaving cream and salad dressing all over the walls.  This has got to be just a bunch of rotten kids who need their behind whipped!    

Cleveland 

Man with a rifle is on East 52 and St. Clair: On Oct.18, at 7:42 p.m., several residents on East 52 Street near Superior/ St. Clair area, called and reported that a man was walking in the middle of their street shooting a rifle up in the air.  A number of cars were dispatched to that area.

Liz is waiting for police to help get her stuff: On Oct.18, around 7:52 p.m., a dispatcher requested that a unit return to the district to pick up a woman name Liz Burton who is waiting there for a car to escort her to get her stuff out of a house were she has been a victim of domestic violence.  

The side door is open at a house on East 38: On Oct. 18, at about 7:53 p.m., an alarm company reported that the side door of a house in the 3600 block of East 38 Street had been opened and entered by someone. A car was sent out to investigate.

A dirty old buzzard is talking nasty to a young lady at the bus stop: Around 7:55 p.m., on Oct.18, an annoyed woman named Carol who felt she was being disrespected, called and reported that she is at the bus stop on 25th and Lorain, and a dirty old man wearing a long dark overcoat, is talking some nasty junk to her.  A car was sent out to rescue Carol from the dirty talking old buzzard.

A fella on West 37 is upset about his wife leaving him: On Oct.18 at approximately 7:47 p.m., an upset daughter in the 3800 block of West 37 Street, called and reported that her father was very upset about her mother divorcing him and his is threatening to harm himself. A unit was sent check on this po’ fella.

Randle’s son is high on something and threatening his momma: On Oct.18, around 8 p.m., an upset father in the 1600 block of East 45 Street, called and reported that his young son is high on something and he is threatening his momma. A car was sent out to help put this disrespectful young’un back in place.

Man looking troubled is sitting on the curb on Corlett: On Oct.18, at about 8:10 p.m., several passerbies’s called and reported that there was a man sitting on the curb near East 114 and Coreltt and there seems to be something wrong with him. A car was sent out to check him out. Thank God there are people who seem to still care about others.

Three thugs are trying to break in on Patricia: Around 8:23 p.m., a woman named Patricia, in the 3300 block of East 38, called and reported that three thugs are trying to break into her house and that she told them that she’s got her gun and she is going to bust a cap in their “you know what.”  She said the thugs left, but said they will be back. A unit was sent to check out the trouble.

Some scoundrel just climbed in my basement window: On Oct. 18, about 8:28 p.m., a woman named Ms. Bailey in the 3400 block of East 140 Street, called and reported that she had just heard somebody breaking into her basement window, and she and her daughter ran out of the house and will be waiting out front for the police.

The front door is wide open at the vacant house next door: Around 8:34 p.m., on Oct 18, a concerned resident in the 152 nd and Lakeshore, called and reported that the front to the house next door is standing wide open. The caller also stated that people have been going in and out. Although the house is up for sale, there is something fishy going on.

A woman just snatched a dude’s money out his hand and ran: On Oct. 18, around 8:39 p.m., an angry man called and reported that a woman, who lives in a group home in the 2800 block of Clark Avenue, just grabbed his money out of his hand and ran back inside the house. Hmmmm, I wonder what was that all about?

Two 911 hang up calls in a row: Around 8:45 p.m., on Oct. 18, a dispatcher sent a car to a house in the 1800 block of East 89, after she received two 911 hang up calls in a row.  She said that when she tried to call the party back but, she got no answer.

They are having sex in a Burgundy van in Clark Field Park: At about 8:47 p.m., a caller in the Tremont area reported that there was a man and woman in a burgundy van having sex in the wide open. The caller said that everybody that passes the van can look in and clearly see them having relations. A car was sent to break up these two horny freaks and stop them from making whoopee.

A woman said her momma just hit her with a shovel: On Oct.18, at about 8:48 p.m., an angry woman named Loretta in the 3500 block of East 75 Street, called and reported that her momma hit her with a shovel and is threatening to kill her. A car was sent to cool big momma down.

Dude thinks a rascal named Troy is breaking into break in to his house: Around 8:53 p.m., a man in the 10200 block of Union Avenue, called and reported that somebody is breaking into his house, and he believes it is a dude named Troy. Ya’ll hurry up and get here. A car was sent to investigate.

Harry’s nephew’s girlfriend is there taking stuff that aint her’s: About 9:16 p.m., a man named Harry in the 11700 block of Buckeye, called and reported that his nephew’s crazy butt girlfriend is there taking stuff that don’t belong to her. Ya’ll better come and get her!

Beachwood

Somebody smoking weed at the Fairfield Inn: On Oct15, around 4:18 in the morning, it was reported that the hallway on one of the floors was reeking with the smell of weed and that somebody was in one of the rooms smoking marijuana. When the police arrived to check, the smell of chronic had dissipated and they could not tell which room the smoking had came from. The weed-heads lucked out this time.

His ex-girlfriend is acting a fool pounding on his front door: Around 1:44 a.m., on Oct.15, a man in the 3600 block on Concord Drive, called and reported that his ex-girlfriend is pounding on the front door, creating a disturbance and he wants her to leave.  When the cops arrived, the woman told the police that she has been living there for the past 3 years. What’s up with that? Sounds like something hateful going on!

caught his woman at the hotel and jumped on her: On Oct. 16, around11:44 p.m., a woman at the Fairfield Inn Hotel, on Orange Place, reported that her boyfriend had came, jumped on her and left.  The woman said that her man, some dude named William, had hit her and walked to a car where his friends were waiting in a white Dodge

Two people sleeping in the driveway: On Oct.23, at 4:25 in the morning, a caller reported that there was a car parked in the driveway of a house in the 22000 block of Halbuton Road with two people in it.  Upon arrival police discovered the woman resident and her date for that evening had pulled in, said good night, but had fallen asleep in the car in the driveway. As the Manhattans would say, they just kissed and said good night.

A woman is calling from her car, to report a mouse in her house: On Oct. 21, around 9:18 a.m., a frantic woman called from her car at a house in the 23000 block of Fernwood Road, and reported that she had just seen a mouse in her house and dashed to her car for safety.  A unit arrived, with two workers who were on the scene, chased and caught the rodent for the resident. Good riddance you dirty rat!

Phew! It smells like rotten eggs in my basement: On Oct.22, around 9:22 a.m., a resident in the 23900 block of East Silsby Road, called and reported that they smelled something that stunk like a bunch of rotten eggs in their basement. After an officer arrived to check out the pungent odor, they called for the fire department to come out and investigate the stench.

A dude wearing a green and grey jacket is drunk and has a gun: Around 11:53 p.m., on Oct. 22, a caller reported that a man and a woman had just left a birthday party at Phil the Fire Restaurant in the 3700 section of Orange Place. The caller also reported that this dude was drunk and he’s got a gun in the car. With all this commotion about, 3 or 4 cop cars showed up however, Ol’ boy and his sweetie had taken off and was GOA.