On Nov.25, at 10:49 a.m., an annoyed dispatcher sent a car out to a house in the 21000 block of Halworth Road, where some lil kids was playing on the phone by dialing 911

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Around Xmas, the freaks come out at night: Police Chief tells Xmas shoppers, beware! Even crooks want a Merry Christmas. On Nov.25, the Columbus Police Chief issued a warning to all holiday shoppers, Beware! Because even crooks, burglars, tricksters, thugs, and robbers also want to have a Merry Christmas, so be on the lookout and watch your stuff. He says to only carry on the amount of cash you need to shop with.  Watch your credit and debit cards, and avoid wearing flashy jewelry and wear wallets and pocketbooks close and securely to your body.  Just like “the freaks come out at night,” the crooks come out at Xmas, so beware!

Dwight, the police are looking for you for thuggin’ and robbing’: Back on March 29, around 3:30 p.m., some thugs broke in an off campus house over on 17^th Avenue, and there was a robbery that took place. Several valuable items were taken and the cops believe that it was Dwight Johnson. They said that he’s got a number of felony warrants and they just want to talk to him. If you know were this dude is hiding out you could get some extra money for Christmas by dropping a dime on him. Call (614) 645- TIPS (8477)

Tim is busted at the Red Roof Inn claiming stereo equipment was a bomb: On Nov. 23, at about 10:44 a.m., the cops got a tip that Timothy Whittaker, who they had been trying to serve a warrant, was in a room at the Red Roof Inn on Renner Road. When they arrived, Tim was asked to come out the room, but he refused, telling them that he had some explosives and he was going to blow up the joint.  After about five hours of stand off and negotiating with Timmy, they found out that he only had some speaker wires rapped around some tape and stuff.  SWAT broke through his lil barricade and snatched him up. Although they did not hurt him, they charged this dummy with, Inducing Panic, which is a big time felony.  We wish him a Merry Christmas and some happy New Years!

Little blonde dude with pierced lips robs Speedway with a knife: On Nov. 26, around 4:30 in the morning, a lil, short skinny dude with blond hair a piercing in his lips went into the Speedway Gas Station on Kenny Road, and stuck up the place with a knife, forcing the clerk to fork over all the cash. The clerk did not resist this fools demands and the lil funny lookin’ dude ran out of the store, but the robbery was all caught on tape.  The clerk described him as about 5 ft and little over 100 lbs. This fool should be easy to catch!

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Woman busted smoking the purple kush at Fairfield Inn: On Sunday Nov. 20, around 10:47 p.m., an employee at the Fairfield Inn on Orange Place, called the cops and reported that they could smell that somebody smoking weed.  About six police showed up at the hotel and upon arrival, they arrested a woman who they believe was the smoker, and who also had an outstanding warrant. Sometimes a cheap bag of weed can really cost you!  Busted smoking chronic!

Two women say they were sitting in a parked car, in the dark, just talkin’?: On Nov. 22, at 1 a.m., someone called and reported that there were two women sitting in a parked car in the dark in the Beachwood Mall parking garage. When the cops arrived, they found the two ladies who said, they had just got off work and was just sitting there talking. The cops told them to get out of there. Ladies, take it to a room or finish the convo up on facebook!

O’ nosey woman next door needs to mind her own business: On Nov.22, around 8:07 a.m., a very angry woman in the 24000 block of E. Groveland Road, called and reported that her defiant neighbor had placed some stupid snow markers on her side of the property line and she wanted them off, right now!  Police went out to investigate and not only did they found that the neighbor was not home, but the property line where the markers were placed was not on the O’ nosey woman’s side.  She needs to mind her own business.

Two employees are getting ready to fight on the job: On Nov.18, around 9:34 a.m., it was reported by a woman who works at Park East Health Care, who said that she is having a problem with another employee at that facility and they are gonna settle this once and for all, “We getting ready to fight!” The cops were sent out to calm these two lil rumblers down.

A woman is arrested for beating up another lady on the job: On Nov. 18, around 9:41a.m., and just minutes after the above incident was called in, cops responded to a call at the Hilton Hotel East, on Park East Drive, where it was reported that two female employees were scrapping.  Upon arrival they arrested a woman who had assaulted her co-worker.  I wonder what was worth fighting over, when jobs are so hard to find today.

A lawyer’s client keeps calling harassing him and making threats: On Nov 18, at about 10 a.m., an aggravated, fed up lawyer in an office building in the 24700 block of Woodland Road, called and reported that one of his crazy clients who lives in another city keeps calling on the phone and threatening him.  Ya’ll need to make him stop.

Somebody keep calling 911 and hanging up: On Nov.18, at around 5:27 p.m., a dispatcher reported that they had received several 911 hang up calls from an address in the 25000b block of Cardington Road, and a car was sent out to see what was going on.

A patient’s family is at the nursing home about to turn it out!: On Nov. 18, around 6:41 p.m., an employee at the Montefiore Nursing Home, on Cedar Road, called and reported that one of their residents was combative and they want this person removed, but some family members are there interfering and telling staffers that they will not allow the resident to be moved.  A car was sent out to calm this hostile family down. Shame, shame, they need to let these folks do their job.

Three juv’ee girls caught stealing in Dillard’s: On Nov. 18, around 6:30 p.m., police were called by security at Dillard’s Department Store, reporting that they had arrested three juvenile girls for shoplifting cloths. They said each of the girls had stuff in their possession and admitted that they had stolen it from Hollister’s, another store in the mall.  They had also ripped and torn up some of the cloth trying to remove the sensors.

Big Cujo dog set off the burglar alarm: On Nov.19, around 1:29 p.m., an alarm company reported that there was some suspicious activity and movement in a house in the 24000 Penshurst Drive, and that the property owners were away.  When police arrived they said that there was a big ol’ dog in the house that may have set off the burglar alarm, however, everything appears to be ok.

Some rogue stole both of the school’s snow plow trucks: On Nov.20, at about 12 noon, a maintenance worker at the Fuchs Mizrachi School, in the 26600 block of Shaker Blvd., called and reported that during the night some thieves had stolen both of their snow trucks and he had just discovered  that the trucks were missing

WTH did they done disconnected my electricity: Around 2:07 p.m., on Nov. 22, a panic-stricken caller from the 23000 block of Glenhill Drive, reported that the power company had turned of their electricity for no reason and that they were unaware of why this had happen.   The troubled caller said that she is going to call the Illuminating Company and if ain’t nobody else’s service off she is going to pitch a fit. After a call to the power company, it was found that there were about 75 people who had lost their electric service and there was no reason to panic.

Locked themselves out of their own car over on Concord: On Nov.22, at 11:40 a.m., there was call recieved from an autobile owner in the 3600 block of Concord Drive, reporting that they had locked themselves out of their tan Nissan automobile. A unit arrived and unlocked the vehicle. Where is your spare key man?

Somebody done took my daughter’s picture off Face-book and put it on the internet:

Woo Wee!  On Nov. 23, around 9:02 a.m., some very angry parents of a girl came into the Beachwood Police Dept. on Richmond Road, and reported that somebody had supposedly hacked into their daughter’s Facebook page around 2 that morning, and had lifted some photos of her and placed them on a web site. Huuuuuum somthin’ sounds fishy bout baby-girls photos being hi-jacked!

Booster, bandit busted bagging at Beachwood: On Black Friday, Nov.25, around 7:14 p.m., police nabbed a booster or high class bandit at Beachwood Place, who had bagged almost two grand worth of merchandise from between Saks Fifth Avenue, and the Dillard’s Department stores.  The well dressed chick could have easily passed as bona fide shopper, but cameras told a different story. As said earlier, like the freaks who come out at night so does the shoplifters?  Merry Christmas Baby, they sho gone treat you right!

Some lil kids playing on the phone keep dialing 911: On Nov.25, at 10:49 a.m., an annoyed dispatcher sent a car out to a house in the 21000 block of Halworth Road, where some lil kids was playing on the phone by dialing 911. The irritated dispatcher sent the car because the kids would not answer the phone when she called back. I think when momma found out; somebody got their lil fannies fanned.

The cat feeder lady tripped the alarm: Around 9:52 a.m., on Nov. 24, police arrived at a house on Greenlawn Avenue, to Eileen Chandler on the phone screaming and yelling at the alarm company, telling them that she was there to feed the dang cat, because the home owner’s were away, but forgot to give her the alarm code pass code.  The cops checked out her story which proved as true and found that everything was all right.