Lil’ Bobby Stewart busted boosting at Macy’s: On Nov. 25, “Black Friday” around 7:10 p.m., a security guard at Macy’s called and reported that they had caught and were holding a lil’ dude name Bobby that they had busted for stealing.
Lanky doofus robs United Dairy Farmers: On Nov.30, around 1 a.m., a tall, lanky, doofus looking dude walked into the United Dairy Farmers store on West Broad Street, and told the clerk that he had a gun and he wanted all the loot. The clerk did not argue and gave him a small amount of cash. Satisfied with his lil take, this dummy who was wearing a gray hoddie and blue jeans, took off running, but was captured on the stores video camera.
17 year-old boy shoots and seriously wounds man 23: Around 3 p.m., on Nov.30, police responded to a report of a shooting in the 400 block of Ellis Street, were they found Ronnie, who had been shoot. Cops tracked down a 17 year-old who they believe was the shooter. You can bet that this kid is going to do some hard time in the joint due to this crazieness!
“Some fool done shot Kendall over on James Road”: On Nov. 30, about 9:26 p.m., Kendall Caudill was shot for no apparent reason by some bozo over near James Road and Astor Avenue. He believes this chump is about 19 or 20 years old. Ken was taken to an area hospital with a non- life threatening injury and is listed in stable condition.
Short, nasty-looking rascal tips his hat and then robs bank: On Nov.8, about 10:45 a.m., a man wearing a hat entered the Union Savings Bank on Morse Road, tipped and removed his hat as he gave the teller a note telling her that this is a stick up and to give him all the money. The crook got an undisclosed amount of cash and fled. The robber is described as an untidy short fat dude with a receding hair line. He was wearing dark, plastic frame glasses.
Why in the world would Freddie shoot Donald Jackson?: On Dec.2, at 3:25 a.m., a caller reported that there had been a shooting in the 1000 block of East Broad Street. Upon arrival police found 28 year-old Donald Jackson suffering from a gunshot wound that he received from Freddie Johnson Jr., age 25. A short time later a police helicopter spotted Fred, with his 9mm, walking from between two buildings and arrested his butt. Whatever the situation was did Freddie have to get shot over it?
Two O.G.s cased the joint then came back and robbed it: On Nov. 29, around 2:23 a.m., two old thugs entered the Speedway convenient store on West 5th Avenue and appeared to be casing the joint. Within ten minutes at about 2:37, the same two old dudes came back and threatened to hurt the clerk and then took several cartons of cigarettes before leaving the store. One of the robbers looked to be in his 50s, with salt and pepper hair and a tattoo on his neck. These two old should know better.
Private Dancer Bouncer bounced around by three hoodlums: On Dec.5, around 2:35 in the morning, Sheriffs deputies responded to the Private Dancer Lounge on Trabue Road, where it was reported that three hood-rats were in a fight for their lives with the club’s bouncer who had pepper sprayed them. The thugs ran him over with a pick up truck, pinning him against the wall, but the Top Flight security guard managed to pull his pistol and fire, wounding all three of the trouble makers. Although the brave bouncer stood his ground he sustained non life-threatening injuries, but all three of the hoodlums had to be taken to near by hospitals suffering from gun shots wounds. Cuzzin Day-Day wins again!!
Charley shot some holes in Luis’ car over on Josephine: On Dec. 4, around 3:59 p.m., a caller reported that two guys were in a loud argument over on Josephine Avenue. The caller stated that one of the men had left; and returned with a pistol and started shooting. Charlie Cotton shot at the other man, missed several times, but only struck dude’s ride and a near by vacant house. The cops caught up with Mr. Charley and arrested him. With all that shooting, Charley must be blind in one eye and can’t see out the other.
Couple hadn’t been gone an hour before somebody broke in their house: Around 12:59 p.m., on Nov.22 ,a man named Larry and his wife Cynthia, in the 3900 block of Lansdale Road, called and reported that somebody had broke in the backdoor and ram shacked their house. They said, this had to have happened within the last hour, because they had just left and come right back. Police checked the area but, the suspect was UTL.
911 dispatcher could hear Tremaine’s big mouth in the background: On Thanksgiving Day, around 1:24 a.m., a 911 call was received from an address in the 2200 block of Jackson Boulevard. As the caller was requesting help from the police, the dispatcher could hear Tremaine Varner’s big mouth in the background hollering and cussin. The cops arrived and busted Mr. T for disorderly conduct and raising hell. He was taken to jail and they found out that “T” also had an outstanding warrant from the Cleveland Police. No turkey for this jive turkey!
Jerome’s thieving behind was spotted by police jumping out the window: On Nov. 25, at 11:33 a.m., a caller in the 13500 block of Cedar Road reported that they had just heard somebody brake out the back window of their house. When the cops arrived they saw Jerome Matthews inside the house and when Mr. J. spotted them he ran and jumped out the front window and tried to run away. Needless to say the police chased and tackled his butt. Jerome then snitched out his crew and told the police that he had two accomplices who were waiting in a car around the corner and the cops busted Marquel Lovett and another dude named Dwayne Singletary. Merry Christmas fellas!
Woman in her bedroom could hear someone her kitchen: On Nov. 25, around 4:17 p.m., a woman in the 4200 block of Silsby Road, called 911 and reported that some folks keep knocking at her door and ringing the bell. She said they have a clipboard and are wearing what she thinks is some kind of fake-looking ID. In less than thee minutes, about six police arrived with a K-9 dog and combed the area. The suspects were GOA/ UTL.
Lil’ Bobby Stewart busted boosting at Macy’s: On Nov. 25, “Black Friday” around 7:10 p.m., a security guard at Macy’s called and reported that they had caught and were holding a lil’ dude name Bobby that they had busted for stealing. The cops arrested the lil 130 lbs 5’6 ft. dude and cited him for larceny, theft and shoplifting. This lil dudeis going to pay ah big fine and now he’s on the books. Booby should read the C&P Police Blotter and see that they are always bustin’ folks up there!
Woman employee caught stealing at Macy’s, know she knew better: On Nov.26, around 6:50 p.m., loss prevention officer at Macy’s, called and reported that they had just caught and are holding a 51 year old, woman employee who they had nabbed for stealing. They said that Miss Lady was caught at her work station removing the tags and sensors from some cloths, candy, jewelry, shoes, perfume, pocketbooks, and some other things that she was wearing and had stuffed in her purse, which totaled up to about twelve hundred dollars. They said that she took about $ 800.00 worth of stuff the day before. Po’ thang, she know she was just tryin to have a merry Xmas, but she sure knew better.
We need to tell our kids to stop tryin’ to steal from these mall stores: It’s a dog-gon shame how our kids keep getting busted in these mall stores for stealing bull crap. On Nov. 27, around 2:22: p.m., the security guards caught a 15 year-old girl stealing what amounted to about $ 53.00 worth of stuff. Baby Girl just got herself a case, but we have to start telling them what the consequences are when they get caught stealing. Now she’s in the system with a case. Grown folks we have to do a better job at telling our children and our children’s children about shoplifting.