58 new police officers are sworn in and hit the streets: On Dec.16, fifty eight new police officers were sworn in and hit the streets.
A man is over on Kenmore shooting at folks like he’s crazy: On Dec.13, at 9:47 p.m., police were dispatched to the 1700 block of Kenmore Drive, where a caller reported that two men and a woman were sitting in a parked car in front of a house when they saw some man come up and start shooting at several cars and some of the area residents. Luckily nobody got hurt in all this gun play, but this fool’s got to be crazy.
Nurse’s aid is giving out black eyes to the patients: On Oct. 31, at 3:25 p.m., a caller in the 3500 block of Soldano Boulavard, called and reported that a male caregiver named Anwar was seen slapping and punching the patient that he was transporting. The patient sustained a black eye, redness on his left cheek and other bruises as a result of this beating. As hard as jobs are to find today, what in heck was this fool thinking?
The police are looking for Darrell for kidnapping his ex-girlfriend: On Dec. 12, around 10 p.m., police received a call from a woman, Michele Huffin, in the 3000 block of East 6th Avenue, who was huffing and puffing as she explained that she had just escaped from her momma’s house where her ex-boyfriend, Darrell forced her into her own car at gunpoint and made her drive him over there, where she eventually escaped.
They took Kevin to jail for beating up Mr. Goldstein: On Dec.12, around 11:45 p.m., a caller in the 4200 block of Dresden Street reported that a man named Goldstein had received some head injuries from a dude name Kevin. Mr. Goldstein was taken to an area hospital where he was treated and released and the cops arrested Kevin.
Two nuts were shooting at a woman and her 2 year old baby: On Dec.14, at 4:52 p.m., police were called to the 1500 block of Oakland Park Avenue, by a woman who reported that she and her friend Lorraine and her 2 year old daughter had just been shot at by two idiots who ran down the street. No one was hurt and the cops are looking for these two fools.
Old man who may have Alzheimers is stopped by police: On Dec. 14, around 2 p.m., an 83 year old man who was driving and seemed disoriented was stopped, by the State Highway Patrol on Deer Run Place. The old gent seems to have gotten lost and didn’t quite know where he was. The police escorted him back to his residence and advised his family of what had happened.
Women ran over her girl-friend and drug her down the street: Woo wee! These folks know that they are sho’ ‘nuff crazy! On Dec. 14, at about 4:27 p.m., a caller in the 6300 block of Georges Creek Drive, reported that two women were arguing and the woman who was standing outside of the car was suddenly knocked down and ran over when the other chick threw the car in reverse backed over and drug her down the street, breaking several ribs and causing multiple cuts and bruises. Police arrested Miss Hot Head and hauled her crazy butt off to jail.
Terry and Brenda shot at while parked on Bruck Street: On Dec. 17, around 5;52 p.m., a man name Terry and a woman name Brenda was sitting in a parked car behind a house over on Bruck Street, when some numskull walked up and opened fired on them for. After the shooting, the chump took off and ran down the street and disappeared. Although Terry and Brenda were hit, they are expected to make a full recover from their wounds.
Po’ Speedway Gas on West Broad Street been robbed again: On Dec. 15, at about 4:22 am, some chump with a goatee, and wearing a big heavy over-coat came into the Speedway Gas Station on West Broad Street and implied that he had a gun and demanded all the loot. The clerk did not put up a fuss, gave the thug the money and he walked out as cool and he had walked in. After reviewing the video, this might be the same thug that robbed the place before. A Top Flight Security might help.
Miss Howard, 76, has moved and some jerk still shooting at her house: On Dec. 15, at about 6:47 p.m., a caller in the 700 block of East Star Avenue, reported that some jerk had just shot several times into Miss Howard’s old empty house. When cops arrived they found several weapons inside the vacant property and no suspects. Wonder what’s up with that?
58 new police officers are sworn in and hit the streets: On Dec.16, fifty eight new police officers were sworn in and hit the streets. These new recruits’ will bring the total amount of cops in the department to about 1,858. This still ain’t enough to combat all the problems these thugs are causing. Good luck guys and stay safe.
Somebody stole his debit card: On Nov. 29, around 11:40 p.m., a man called from a gas station on East Livingston Avenue, and reported that he had dropped his debit card; and believe it or not some butt- hole picked it up, swiped it and filled up their tank at the same time he was looking around trying to find it. Christmas just ain’t Christmas like it used to be. The nerve of some of these disrespectful thugs!
Man lifted his shirt, showed his pistol and gave a note, “Gimme all dah monee”: On Dec. 16, around 6:40 p.m., an employee at the Game Stop store on West Broad Street, called and reported that some guy had just robbed the joint. The clerk said the man came in appeared to be a legitimate customer asking questions and then handed the clerk a note, “Gimme all dah monee.” Not only did this fool rob the store, but he also stuck up and robbed the employees. They didn’t take any chances with this non-spelling idiot.
Vine Street shoot it out with police like real “Cops and robbers”: Back on Jan.22, 2011, a shooting suspect was taken into custody after officers witnessed him shoot another man near the intersection of Vine and Wall Street. The police chased the man and opened fire on his behind but missed. The suspect was not hit but was caught a short distance away and arrested.
Charles shot a bunch of holes in Luis’ car: On Dec. 4, around 3:59 p.m., a caller reported that two guys were in a big argument over on Josephine Avenue. The caller stated that one of the men had left and returned with a pistol and started shooting. The man named Charles shot at the other man, missed several times, but struck Louie’s ride numerous times and a near by vacant house.
Christmas just ain’t Christmas without the thugs we love!