Brenda stabbed her own daughter over a stupid cell phone: On Dec. 28, around 9:43 p.m., a caller reported that a 48 year old woman named Brenda in the 4700 block of Lodgelane Drive,
Police warned, if you get caught shooting on New Years you going to jail: The police put a warning out that if you get caught firing a pistol in the air celebrating New Years your butt is going to get locked up, because its’ against the law. They said the reason they are cracking down is because some fools don’t know when to quit and it also places other people in harms way, so don’t get caught shooting. If busted you get an automatic 60 days in jail.
The patty wagon was rolling on New Years looking for drunk drivers: The Columbus Police warned everybody that they put their drunk driving operation in full swing and they warned people that if you get caught they gonna cruise yo’ butt right downtown. Their slogan was “You make the choice, take a cab or get a cruiser,” its’ that simple.
Older woman stabs younger man: On Dec.19, at 4:58 p.m. a caller reported that there had been a stabbing by an older woman to her younger man after a heated argument in a house in the 5800 block of North Meadow Blvd. The young dude was taken to a nearby hospital with non-life threatening lacerations.
Woman goes berserk and stabs man over a lousy cell phone: On Dec. 20, around 9:20 p.m., there was a caller who reported that a woman named Wannnetta, over on Hey Avenue, had stabbed a man after a big argument over a lousy cell phone. The 37 year old man was taken to an area hospital and treated. Ms. Hot Head fled on foot but, was arrested shortly afterwards.
Some sucka tried to run down the police: On Dec.21, around 3:25p.m., an officer went into a CVS on North High Street, and watched a dude stealing in the store. After the thief realized that the cop had seen him stealing he took off running, chased by the cop. This idiot jumped into his truck and tried to run over the police. You can bet that this fool got his behind whipped good on his ride downtown.
Two gang – bang looking mugs shot into a house on Haildon Avenue: On Dec.21, at about 9:45 p.m., two gang banging looking dudes with their faces covered with blue bandanas, knocked on some people’s door in the 1100 block of Halidon Avenue, but were denied entrance and pumped about four or five rounds into the house. Looks like this one might be gang related.
Have mercy, they done robbed another Speedway Gas Station again: Around 11:44 p.m., on Dec.23, a thug walked into the Speedway Gas Station on South Galloway Road, and demanded the clerk to fork over all the cash. One of these days, one of these thugs are going to get killed robbing Speedway.
Punks say fight was unfair because dude they were jumping on drew his pistol: On Christmas day, around 5:13 p.m., some thugs over on Ridgeway Avenue, were going to fight a dude when the other guy pulled his pistol. The thugs told police that they thought the fight was unfair because that chump pulled out a pistol. Boo hoo!
Antwan is busted for shooting a fella in his arm: On Christmas day, at 11:03 p.m., a caller in the 3000 block of Hiawatha Street reported that a man named Sparks had been shot in his left arm. The victim was taken to a nearby hospital, treated and released. Shortly after the incident the police busted the shooter whose name is Antwan Robinson. Somebody gonna do some time!
Some heffa robbed me and took my welfare card: On Dec.10, around 4 in the morning, a woman named Andrea was getting out of her car at the Knights Inn hotel over on E. Dublin near Grandville Road, when three big women assaulted her and took her wallet and her Ohio Direction credit card. The three women went shopping at Wal-Mart and used the card to buy a buncha junk.
Man asks to fill out a job application and then robbed the joint: Around 11:50 p.m., a job seeking crook walked into Burnzie’s Bar located on West Mound Street and asked if he could fill out an application for a job. After a several minutes he gave the bartender back the application with a note that he was sticking up the joint. The employees said that they have seen him around before, but did not know his name. Maybe this fool was dumb enough to put his name and address on the application, you think?
Smart mouth jerk sticks up internet café: Around 9:15 a.m., the day after Christmas, a smart talking robber walked into the Cyber Space Internet Café located on Mediterranean Avenue, and flashed a pistol, tied up the female employee and then robbed the place. Holy cyber half caf latte, who in the world would think that they would start sticking up internet cafés?
This nut knows he’s going to do some time for shooting at the police: Around 12:15 p.m., a cop had stopped a motorist and was approaching the vehicle when he heard shots coming from another direction. When police looked, he saw an idiot named Jaye pointing a pistol and firing at him. Somehow the police found out who it was and went to his house and arrested Dr. Jaye, who surrendered without incident (that we know of!).
Somebody shot into Lakesha house on New Years: Around 12:12 on New Years night, a woman named Lakesha was sitting at home in the 1200 block of South Champion Avenue, when bullets came flying through her house and one grazed her on the back. She was taken to an area hospital in stable condition.
At 2:30 a.m., on New Years some fools were still shooting and hit Ms. Julie’s house: On Jan. 1, around 2:30 a.m., and two and a half hours after midnight, some fools in the 4900 block of Evanswood Drive, were still firing pistols and shot into a lady named Julies’ house, wounding her in the shoulder. She was taken to a nearby hospital in stable condition. This is just why the police are starting to arrest some of these dummies for firing guns on News Years. Some fools just don’t know when to quit.
The sheriffs bust a big meth lab in lot # 5 over on Valley View Drive: On Dec.29, around 10:15 a.m., acting on a tip, the sheriff’s deputies stormed on Lot number 5 on Valley View Drive when somebody had dropped a dime that some dope dealers were cooking meth big time. Needless to say the New Year was not so happy for theses chumps.
The whole family lied about who started the fight and fired the pistol: On Dec.29, around 8:02 p.m., the police were called to a big family fight at a house in the 100 block of Fornoff Road. Up arrival they found that the relatives had been fighting, and during the altercation a shot was fired, but nobody knew who did it. Because no one was injured by the gunfire and the police couldn’t tell who was telling the truth, they left and are still investigating what happened.
Desiree and Jeanett got into a clash that lead to one stabbing the other: On Dec.28, at 6:39 p.m., a caller reported that two women had got into a bad argument over on Hutchinstone Road, and during the dispute a woman named Ms. Jeanett pulled out a big knife and stabbed Desiree. Ms. Dessy was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. The police charged Jeanett with felonious assault.
Brenda stabbed her own daughter over a stupid cell phone: On Dec. 28, around 9:43 p.m., a caller reported that a 48 year old woman named Brenda in the 4700 block of Lodgelane Drive, had gotten into an argument with her daughter about a cell phone and stabbed her. The daughter was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. Ms. Brenda’s crazy behind was charged, arrested and taken to jail. Look like folks done went plum crazy stabbing each other, what’s up?
Mark Long was busted for sticking up Huntington Bank: On Dec.29, around 9:51a.m., the police got an alarm from the Huntington Bank on Hilliard Rome Road indicating that the bank was being held up. Folks said the robber, Mark Long, acted as if he had a gun and demanded the cash and fled in a bright red pick up truck. Needless to say, police spotted this fool and apprehended him without a fight. Ain’t he stupid?