On Jan.10, at 7:48 p.m., a very heated landlord in the 5200 block of Franklin Avenue called and reported that they are having some trouble with the tenant in apartment # 205and ya’ll come out and help him with that fool. A car was sent out to help cool down these two.

Columbus 

Boy playing with gun accidentally shoots his 14 year old female cousin:

On the day after Christmas, at approximately 11:47 p.m., police received a call that a 14 year old girl in the 1100 block of Fabron Avenue had been accidentally shoot by her older male cousin. Upon arrival, cops found that the male cousin was trying to scare the little girl when the gun accidentally discharged, sticking her in both legs. Although her injuries were non-life threatening, hopefully there was a lesson learned.

Two young punks shoots grown man in the stomach:

On Dec.30, at 9:19 p.m., a fight between two teenage boys and a grown man, 23, occurred in a house on Yale Avenue. The details of what really happened are sketchy and a bunch of lies are being told about what really took place. No doubt there is honor among thieves

Somebody gonna get killed if these fools don’t quit jumping on the police:

On Dec. 28, at 5:45 p.m., an officer was escorting a 36 year old man back to his cruiser when this fool jumped him on, hitting the cop in his face several times.  Well, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know what happened to Jimmy Bell’s behind on his way downtown.  Why these fools keep doing this when they know they gone get their butt kicked by the police. Ya’ll fools better wake up!

Gerrone Allen is busted for possession of weed:

On Jan.6, at 7:52 p.m., a patrolman in the 1800 block of 5th Street, notified dispatch that he had arrested and was holding a dude name Gerrone for some outstanding warrants and a big bag of weed. They hauled Mr. G’s butt downtown and booked him for possession.

Police mace knife swinging dude in the face at 20-20 Night Club:

On Jan.8, at 2:45 in the morning, the police responded to a call that some fools, at the 20-20 Night Club on Busch Boulevard, were out front fighting like dogs.  When the cops tried to break up the fight, one of the dumb clucks pulled a knife, started swinging, and cut two people. After repeated pleas by the police, to put the knife down, they maced his butt.  Busted end of story.

Cleveland

Cops bust rogue trying to steal scrap iron:

On Jan.9 at 12:26 p.m., a caller reported that there was a man in a black hoodie that folks call a scrapper was near a car trying to remove some metal from it.   A car was sent to check this guy out.

Man in wheelchair says the employees at the Holy Square Market beat him up:

Around 12:31 p.m., on Jan. 9, a pissed off man  in a wheelchair, called and reported that some of the employees at  the Holy Square Market located at 79th and Euclid, jumped on him and threw him out of the store. The angry dude said he would be waiting in the parking lot for the police.

Alarm Company reports that somebody done broke in Ms. Jones’ house:

At 12:33 p.m., on Jan. 9, an alarm company reported to the police that somebody had broken in Ms. Jones’ in the 15001 block of Florida Avenue, tripping the alarm. A car was sent out to check on what was going on.

Woman over on Lock Avenue is fighting her people and they need assistance:

Around 12:34 p.m., on Jan.9, some upset relatives of an older woman in the 10200 block of Lock Avenue called and reported that the lady was out of control and they needed the police to help them calm her down. This is serious!

A kid is out of control at the Positive Education Center on Euclid:

At 12:39 p.m., on Jan. 9, an employee caller at the PEP Center on Euclid Avenue reported that the teachers were trying to restrain a juvenile and were having a hard time because he’s as strong as an ox. Several cars were sent to the rescue.

A momma reports she is having trouble with her son:

Around 12:42 p.m., on Jan.9, a distraught momma in the 10300 block of Austin Avenue called and reported that she was having a problem with her adult son. A car was sent out to investigate.

Boy said two dudes tried to kidnap him at gunpoint:

On Jan.9, around 12:49 p.m., a very angry young man reported that two dudes had just took off in a car near the Denison and Harvard bridge after they tried to kidnap him at gun point but discovered that he was not the person that they were looking for. A cruiser was sent out to the scene.

Fuming woman say her husband jumped on her.

On Jan. 9, at 12:53 p.m., a very angry woman called and reported that her man jumped her, she wanted to report his butt, and she is waiting in a green mini van in the parking lot at Mickey D’s on Broadway and Union Avenue.   A car was sent out to help.

Two useless thugs are breaking in a house on Hamlet in broad daylight:

On Jan.9, at 1 p.m., a concerned neighbor on Hamlet Avenue called and reported that two useless thugs were trying to break in her neighbor’s house in broad daylight. The neighbor said this is an occupied house but the people ain’t home.

A car was sent over to try to catch these bandits.

Man on Abell Avenue holding a woman against her will:

Around 8:26 p.m., on Jan.9, an anonymous tipster called and reported that a dude is holding a woman against her will on Abell Avenue near 137th, Street. A car was sent to the rescue the lady.

Woman say some fool threw a brick at her on Broadway:

Around 8:33 p.m., on Jan.9, a woman who lives on Parkhill Avenue said that she wanted to make a report that some fool had thrown a brick at her car over on Broadway.

A car was sent to take the report.

A dude name Delontae got jumped on:

On Jan.9. at 8:45 p.m., a dispatcher requested that a car go to the emergency room at Euclid Hospital and talk to a dude name Delontae who was assaulted in the 3rd district.

A car accepted the assignment.

Jayson is having trouble with some knuckleheads downstairs:

On Jan.10, at 7:29 a.m., a caller name Jayson in a house on 47th and Lorain Avenue requested for the cops to help him deal with the knuckheads downstairs who he is having a problem with. A car was rushed out to cool off this volatile situation...

Some butthole hit her car at East 55th and Central and kept going:

Around 7:38 a.m., on Jan.10, the police received a call from a pregnant woman whose car had been hit near East 55th and Central and the butthole kept going.

The expecting mother said she will be sitting on the steps in front of the Goodwill waiting for the police. A few blocks away cops pulled over a damaged Ford Escort which they believed was the offender.

Momma’s 13 and 17 year olds are fighting like two dogs:

On Jan.10, at 7:40 a.m., an up set momma in the 1000 block of East 146 Street called and reported that her 13 and 17 children are fighting like two dogs and she can’t break them up. A car was sent out to break up the fight and charge these two unruly brats with domestic violence. I know how to stop the fight…. join it!

Big O’ tall suspicious looking dude lurking around near 64th and St.Clair:

Around 7:45 a.m., on Jan.10, a business owner name Joe in the 6400 block of St. Clair called and reported that there was a big O’ tall suspicious looking dude all dressed in black, lurking around the stores near 64th Street.  A car was sent out to check out this bozo looking clown.

A landlord is having trouble with a crazy acting tenant over on Franklin:

On Jan.10, at 7:48 p.m., a very heated landlord in the 5200 block of Franklin Avenue called and reported that they are having some trouble with the tenant in apartment # 205 and ya’ll come out and help him with that fool. A car was sent out to help cool down these two.

Woman snitched, baby daddy got of jail and causing trouble:

Woo wee, on Jan.10, about 7:58 a.m., a woman in the 3900 block of East 64th, who is fed up with the foolishness of her baby’s daddy called and snitched that this ‘nit wit’ is causing trouble. He just got out of jail and he ain’t even supposed to be there. A car was sent out to bust this joker again. This dummy just don’t get it!