Ya’ll come check out this scam somebody trying to pull on me: On Feb.2, at about 9:37 a.m., a very disturbed caller in the 24000 block of Abert Lane, reported that she had received a very suspicious looking email requesting some personal information, and she believes that it is some kind of scam that somebody is trying to pull on her. Duh! Don’t answer.

Columbus

Ya’ll help find the two punks that shot Dominick in his testicles: On Fed.3, around 9:44 p.m., a caller reported that a fella named Dominick was standing near a building in the 3300 block of Maize Road, when two dudes all dressed in black came out from  the ally and for no known reason shot him in his groin. After the shooting, the two punks took off running.  “D” was transported to an area hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.   Anyone with information concerning this matter, please call (614) 645-4059

Mean girl smacked her daddy and he shot at her: On Feb.1, at 12:15 a.m., a caller reported that a 50 year-old man named Steve was banging on the door at his daughter’s house in the 2100 block of Dawnlight Avenue. The daughter, who is age 20, opened the door, they started arguing, and she swung on her daddy knocking him down. Stevie got up, pulled his pistol and fired several shoots at his daughter Marnaro as she was running away. Although none hit her, Mr. Daddy was charged with domestic violence. What ever happened to love and happiness in the family?

Damn! They done robbed poor Speedway again?: At about 3:51 a.m., on Feb. 2, an old gray head dude walked into the Speedway Gas Station on Galloway Road, pulled a  ski mask over his face, flashed  a knife, and said this is a stick-up. The clerk handed over the cash and old dude took off running in an unknown direction. He is also believed to be the same guy that robbed another gas station over on Frank Road, a few days ago.

Wadsworth must be a fool for trying to run over the police: Back on Jan.18, police got a tip that about a rascal that they had been looking for named Wadsworth who was involved in a shooting. The cops spotted Mr. W in a car at the U.S.A. Gas Station on East Main Street, and when they approached the car he hit the gas and the lunged forward striking one of the police officers. The officer’s opened fired, blasting dude and the car which came to an abrupt stop and they arrested his foolish butt.

Hoodlums in big shoot-out over at the Exclusive Lounge: On Jan.24, around 1:30 in the morning, a caller at Salem’s joint over on Hamilton Road, reported that there had been a shoot out and several dudes in a grey car had been hit. Witnesses said the dudes in the car took off after the gun play, but they believe a couple of the occupants got hit. Minutes later the cops located two guys, Keith and Marshawn at Grant Hospital, both with gunshot wounds and all cut up.     

Ooowee ! Crooks disabled the security system, and then broke in: Back around the 4^th of July, last year there were several break ins at the Fitzy’s One Stop Convenience Store on State Rout # 38, in Plumwood.  The police are still looking for these bold thugs, because they had the nerve to disable the security system.  Once they got in, they went in the office, turned on the lights and used a sledge hammer and a four foot long prying tool and what appeared to be some kind of flat pry bar and tried to open the safe. Unable to complete their mission, they settled for the petty cash box, some cigarettes and several cans of Grizzly chewing tobacco. The cops want these clowns real bad. They are paying up to two grand for info on these two birds.

They said the same lil short dude just robbed another gas station with a knife: On Feb.2, around 1:04 a.m., a lil dude about 5’7” and weighing about a hundred and a half pounds, went into the Certified Gas Station, in the 1000 block of Frank Road, pulled down a ski mask over his face, flashed a knife and demanded the cash from the register. The cops believe this is the same lil crook that robbed the Speedway Station over on Galloway Road.   If you think you know him, they got cash for some info on this rascal. Call Crime Stoppers!

Some mo’ thugs shooting again over at the Exclusive Lounge and shot Derrick: On Jan. 31, at about 1:28 a.m., a fight broke out inside of the Salem Exclusive Lounge on South Hamilton Road, and during all the ruckus a dude named Derrick who was just standing there watching and got shot. If you were there and saw anything the cops are asking for you to call (614) 645-4373.

A big tall dude went in, ordered a soft drink and then stuck up the gas station: On Jan. 30, around 4:11 a.m., a caller reported that a big ol’ tall dude about 6’3” and close to 275 pounds, came in the True North Shell Gas Station on East Main Street, asked to buy a soft drink and when the clerk looked up, the dude faked like he had a gun and told the employee to give up the cash.  The clerk complied and the dude ran out of the station and disappeared.  I can’t believe these fools done gone this crazy sticking up gas station.

Beachwood

Woman busted at Saks stealing $ 2,900 of Louie Vuitton stuff: On Feb.2, around 10:46a.m., police responded to a call at the Saks Fifth Avenue Store, where a woman had been busted stealing $2,965.00 worth of merchandise from the Louis Vuitton section of the store. Miss Lady with the exquisite taste was charged with felony-grand theft, shoplifting, trespassing and a bunch of other stuff and she was hauled off to jail without incident. But, then what could she say?

Momma calls police on disrespectful daughter for trying to take back her I-Pad: On Feb.1, around 5:14 p.m., a call was received from a very angry mother in the 2500 section of Buckhurst Drive, reporting that her teenage daughter was bad mouthing and trying to take back an I-Pad that the momma had taken to punish her. I guess momma felt I brought it and I can take it back.  Hmmm!  She got that right.

The weed is so strong in room 129 you’ll pass out just walking past the door: On Feb.2, at about 1:10 in the morning, the employees at the Fairfield Inn on Orange Place, called and reported that the smell of weed was so strong in the hallway of room 129 that you will get high just passing by the door. The cops were called in but they could not pin point whether  the smell was coming from that room. No rooms were physically checked.

Ya’ll come check out this scam somebody trying to pull on me: On Feb.2, at about 9:37 a.m., a very disturbed caller in the 24000 block of Abert Lane, reported that she had received a very suspicious looking email requesting some personal information, and she believes that it is some kind of scam that somebody is trying to pull on her. Duh! Don’t answer.

Man with outstanding warrant flagged down police to help with co-workers stalled car:

On Feb.4, around 8:51 a.m., a man in a co-worker’s car that stalled at 24600 and Chagrin Boulevard, waved down a police officer for assistance and asked to get some help.

The cops checked old boy and found that he had an outstanding warrant in Euclid, Ohio and gave him a lift, back to the police station were he was placed under arrest.

Police tells trouble making juveniles “Never come back to the mall no mo”

On Feb.1, at about 7 p.m., police were called to a disturbance in the mall were three juveniles were causing a problem at the Aeropostale Store. About six cops showed up, located the trouble making juv’ees and told them, ya’ll can never come back to this mall again.