Some idiot is holding a woman against her will on East 109th: On Feb.10, at about 10:58 p.m., a caller in the 600 block of East 109^th Street, reported that some idiot is outside on their street holding a woman against her will. A car was sent out to see what was the matter.

Columbus 

Four year old girl can ID the idiot who carjacked her momma’s car: On Feb.8, at about 4 p.m., a mother left her car running and ran across the street to pick up her other children from a school bus stop at Maybury and Carbondale Drive.  As she was running back across the street she watched her car pulling away which had her 4 year-old daughter in the back seat. When the car thief realized the kid was in the back he panicked, crashed the car and jumped out and ran. The child can I.D. this fool who is between the age of 14 and 20.

Somebody at Burnzie’s Bar on W. Mound, shot a guy named ‘Top’ in his belly:

On Feb. 10, around 12:51 in the morning, some clown opened fire inside Burnzie’s Bar at 1662 West Mound Street.  Somehow a dude named Top was shot and hit in his belly.  About 20 minutes later Top showed up at a near by hospital and is in stable condition.

They think it was the tall, skinny dude in a grey hoodie who shot Eric: On Feb. 8, around 9:43 p.m., a caller in the 400 block of Stewart Avenue, reported that a guy named Eric had been shot in his belly, and they believe it was the tall skinny dude wearing a grey hoodie who was spotted running from the area right after the shooting.  “E” was taken to a local hospital and treated for his wound.  If anyone knows who did it, you can get paid by calling Crime Stopper at (614) 645-0907. In this case, snitches don’t get stitches, they get paid.

Fifty year-old fella heard gun shots and then felt pain in his leg: On Feb.8, at about 9:19 p.m., a 54 year-old man was walking near the 700 block on South 6^th Street, when he heard what sounded like a gun shot. After he took a few more steps, he realized that some sucka had shot him in his leg. O.G. drove himself to an area hospital and was treated. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Man shot and killed over a TV: Police are still looking for some jerks that shot a man named Haarun on April 15, 2011, around 4:45 p.m. Witnesses said that the victim was helping his friend take a television in a house on Mayfair Blvd., when some guy pulled a gun and started shooting at him and his friend.  Haarun Phillips was fatally wounded. If you know who did this, get paid by calling Crime Stopper at (614) 645- TIPS (8477).  Please, “if you see something, say something.” 

Cleveland 

Some dude is at Mickey D’s on Lee Road is causing trouble and won’t leave: Around 10:08 p.m., on Feb.10, a caller at the MacDonald’s on Lee and Judson, reported that there was some fool in a dark green SUV on the premises causing trouble and refusing to leave. A car was sent out to persuade this rascal to vacate the property.

A couple of hoods are in a green van on East 128^th selling drugs: Around 10:09 p.m., on Feb.10, a caller in the 3000 block of East 128^th, reported that some guys in a green van was in front of their house selling drugs and people are coming and going like it’s grocery store. A unit was sent out to break up these street vendors for what was believed to be drug activity. These idiots just won’t quit.

Ya’ll come see what this fool is doing in my backyard: Around 10:12 p.m., on Feb.10, an upset caller in the 7800 block of Redell Avenue reported that there was some suspicious looking dude in their backyard and wondering why and what he is doing.   Ya’ll betta come and get him!

A man is on East 79^th shooting potatoes out of some kind of home made rocket launcher: On Feb.10, at about 10:18 p.m., there were several calls from residents in the 4000 block of East 79^th, Street, who reported that there was some clown on their street shooting potatoes out of something that sounded like a bazooka or a cannon gun. The dude who was wearing a black hoodie was last seen jumping into a burgundy car headed down the street. A unit was rushed out to East 79^th, to see what this wacko was doing.

A man called the police on his own self: Around 10:22 p.m., on Feb.10, a disturbed dude in the 3700 block of Euclid Avenue, called the cops and told them to come pick him up because he was feeling strange about himself and wanted someone to check him out. Hey, at least he is thinking, because there are a whole lotta others out there that need to get picked up, but refuse to acknowledge it. Ya’ll go on and get him!

Woman calls police on her baby’s daddy because he is making trouble and won’t leave: Around 10:33 p.m., on Feb. 10, an angry woman in the 3100 block of East 121^st Street, called the police and reported that her baby’s daddy is there causing trouble and he’s refusing to leave.       A car was sent out to see if they could help Mr. Hard Head to get his behind out that woman’s house.

They say a man is wrapped up in a blanket is on the ground in the ally: On Feb.10, around 10:31 p.m., a caller in 3000 block of East 73^rd Street, reported that there is a man wrapped in a blank on the ground in the ally and a grey Mustang was just seen leaving. A car was sent out to see what the heck was going on.

All hell done broke out over at the Beachland Ball Room on Waterloo: On Feb.10, at about 10:34 p.m., a security guard over at the Beachland Ball Room on Waterloo Road, called screaming for some help and reported that all hell had broke lose at the ball room! A woman and man are fighting like they crazy. A car was sent out to help him separate these two hot heads and cool them down.

Police called to check out two ladies who are walking up and down on Buckeye: Around 10:59 p.m., a call was received reporting that there are two suspicious looking females who are walking up and down the street on Buckeye.  It looks like they are up to something. A unit went to see what they looked like. I wonder what they doing?

Two rascals in a white car just flashed a pistol by the school yard: On Feb.10, around 10:40 p.m., it looked like something serious was fixen to go down in the school yard on Myers Avenue, near West 25^th Street, when two rascals in a white car pulled up and flashed what looked like a 9mm pistol and started arguing with at two other dudes in another car that was parked.  It looked like they getting ready to start some stuff. Ya’ll hurry up and get here!

Come check out this truck that’s been in front of my house for 2 hours: On Feb, 10, around 10:42 p.m., a pissed off home owner in the 13600 block of Ardoon Road, called and reported that a big truck has been sitting out in front of her house for the past 2 hours. Will ya’ll come out and see what hell is going on?

A dude on Archmere Avenue wants to make a police report: On Feb.10, around 10:49 p.m., a dude named Christopher in the 4500 block of Archmere Avenue, called and asked that a police officer come and take a report on a matter that had taken place.  A car was sent out to see what this dude wanted to say.

Somebody in a house on Morrison keep calling 911 and hanging up: On Feb,10 at about 10:50 p.m., a dispatcher called for a unit to go to a house in the 10900 block of Morrison Avenue, because there had been several 911 hang up calls and when she and each time tried to call back the line was busy. A car was sent over to find out what was going on or if some lil kid was playing on the phone.

Nobody home at the Huss family house and there is movement in the living room: On Feb.10, around 10:51 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that there was movement in the living room at the Huss family residence in the 400 block of East 110^th Street. A car was sent out and an open window was found.

Some idiot is holding a woman against her will on East 109th: On Feb.10, at about 10:58 p.m., a caller in the 600 block of East 109^th Street, reported that some idiot is outside on their street holding a woman against her will. A car was sent out to see what was the matter.

Woman on East 69^th said that her husband beat her up, but she don’t want no EMS:

Around 10:23 p.m., on Feb.12, a woman in the 2200 block of East 69^th Street , called and reported that her husband had beat the stew out of her, but she didn’t want the EMS to get all caught up in it. She said just wanted to report him to the police.