They spotted the two thugs that robbed a lady on Buckeye: Around 9:42 p.m., police were riding around with a lady in their car looking for two crooks that had just robbed her on Buckeye.

Columbus 

The robber was a tall lanky and light skin, with a big gold front tooth: Back on Dec. 6, 2011, around 3:30 p.m., a maintenance man walked into his office at Ohio State University, and surprised a robber that he described as a tall, lanky  goofy looking, light skin dude with a big gold tooth sitting right in the front of his mouth.  Not only did this clown stop his ramshackle, but he pulled out an old beat up-looking pistol from under his arm and stuck up the maintenance guy. The thug then took off running; he was wearing some raggedy black Converse tennis shoes. CPD is trying to find this fool and he should not be hard to spot. Call Crime Stopper s at (614) 645-8477 and get money.

Old pervert busted by internet decoy that he though was a young girl: On Feb. 13, the day before Valentines Day, a 53 year old perverted freak with a sweet tooth, was busted by an internet police decoy for trying to lure what he thought was a young teenage girl. The Sheriff’s Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force closed in on this guy and busted his nasty butt for pre-arranging to meet a juvenile for sex at a later time that day.    Don’t these fools know about the decoys from watching TV?   Bam- Busted! Another one bites the dust.

Home daycare provider nabbed for bogus billing: On Feb. 14 around 2 p.m., officers from the Franklin County Sherriff’s office, went out to a house on Baker Ridge Drive, and nabbed a lady named Ms. Rodriguez, an in home children’s’ daycare provider for stealing or over-billing the state for about $ 18,000  for services that she did not perform.   The police are looking for other charges they can file on Miss Smarty Pants.

Woman critically stabs thug after he kicked her front door down: On Feb.15, around 10:20 p.m., police were called out to the 2500 block of Roehampton Ct, about a man who had been seriously stabbed after he kicked in a woman’s front door and had gone in and started beating her. The matter is still being investigated and other facts are unclear at this time. Mr. Big Foot was taken to a near by hospital.

Crook went to Duke & Duchess for cigarettes and then he robbed the place: On Feb.9, at about 12:40 a.m., a guy came into the Duke & Duchess Store on Morse Road, asked the clerk for a pack of cigarettes and then he robbed the joint at gun point. The bandit took the cash and ran out of the store. Witnesses said he was wearing a gray hoodie, had a thick mustache and looked Arabic. Ya’ll call Crime Stoppers and get the reward if you know this dude.

Man doesn’t know why the knuckle-head shot him: Around 7:57 p.m., a forty- seven year old man in the 4000 block of Vineshire Drive said he was shot by some knuckle head for nothing. The man has no clue who the shooter was or why this fool shot him.    It’s dangerous out here and looks like these people have gone plum crazy just shooting at folks for nothing.

Police got a helicopter to help spot and catch thugs on the ground: On Jan.30, The Columbus Police Airborne Division was given a special accommodation and an accreditation for its’ fine work in stopping these thugs on the ground running and hiding after they had committed a crime. The Airborne Law Enforcement Association presented a plaque and $ 5,000 to fight these crooks on the ground trying to run and duck the police.  

Two clowns who got kicked out of the Club Cabana fired on police: Back on Jun. 12 of 2011, around 2:23 a.m., the CPD were working a special detail at the Cabana Club on Kathy Run Lane when two men in the club got into a scrape and were tossed out.  But as the idiots drove away they fired several shots at the officers standing in the parking lot.   Although the officers returned the fire the thugs took off and got a way. The officer called the helicopter to the area that spotted the vehicle which dispatched cars to the area of their direction. Idiot’s sho-nuff busted!

Cleveland 

Anonymous tipster dropped dime that Sherman is over on Dearborn: On Feb.18, around 9:01 p.m., the police got an anonymous called from a tipster in the 1100 block of Dearborn  Avenue, who squealed that Sherman C., who is wanted for domestic violence  and some other stuff is over on Dearborn Avenue, and he’s got his gatt.  If ya’ll hurry up you can catch him.  A car rushed over to nab ol’ Sherm.

Deonte’s baby’s momma called police because he jumped on her: On Feb. 18, at about 9:03 p.m., an angry woman in the 2400 block of Greenville Avenue, called and reported that her baby’s daddy, whose mane is Deonte W., punched her and had just left. She doesn’t want no EMS, but “Ya’ll look out, ‘cause he’s got a gun.” A car was sent out with caution to locate Mr. Tuff Guy.

The alarm company says they’re holding up a business over on Euclid Avenue:

On Fe.18, at about 9:05 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that they had just received a signal that a business in the 16000 block of Euclid Avenue was being held up, and ya’ll get out there fast. A car was sent out pronto.

Male officers needs two female officers to come and help them: Around 9:09 p.m., a call came in from a unit with a male police officers near 82^nd and Denison Avenue requesting that they needed the help of two female police officers to come out and assist in a situation that involved some other women.

Woman calls police on her 34 year old son who is acting violent: Around 9:11 p.m., on Feb.18, a distraught momma in the 12000 block of Oakfield Avenue, call and reported that she was having a problem with her 34 year-old son who was being violent. A car was sent out to help the momma and her angry son cool down.

Daryl P. beat up his baby’s momma over on Reno Avenue: Around 9:20 p.m., a caller from the 9400 block of Reno Avenue, Ms. D. Cain, reported her baby’s daddy whose name is Daryl P. just beat her up and took her car with vanity plates. She was so mad that she gave the dispatcher the wrong plate number. Po thang!.

Scared woman needs an escort because her boyfriend Mike is waiting for her: Around 9:28 p.m., on Feb.18, a very scared, shook-up woman named Lakesha, came into the district and said that she needed a police to escort her home which is in the 400 block of East 107, Street.  She said she needed help because her crazy boyfriend Mike B is out there waiting for her. I wonder what Big Mike did when she came in with the police. I’m sure he ain’t that crazy and he got his big behind ah steppin’.

“Somebody done broke in my neighbor Miss Clifford’s house”: Around 9:29 p.m., on Feb. 18, a concerned neighbor in the 3200 of Pearl Road, called and reported that she believed that somebody broke into her neighbor named Miss Clifford’s house, and ya’ll come out and see what’s up. A car was sent over.

Ya’ll come get this butt hole on 142^nd - Kinsman who is causing trouble:

At about 9:15, on Fe.18, police received a call from some folks complaining about a man on 142 and Kinsman who was causing a ruckus. Approximately two minutes later a car arrived and the ding-bat was GOA.  It’s a dang shame folks can’t peace on a Saturday evening without some fool who wants to act like a clown.

Alarm Company alerts that thieves just broke into a renovated house: At about 9:35 p.m., on Feb.18, an alarm company called and reported that a motion detector(s) had just picked up some movement in the basement and south hallway of a house in the 900 block of East Boulevard, which is owned by the FEMECO housing network. A car was sent out to check out if the neighborhood crack rodents had entered the place.

Man on Vineyard Avenue keeps calling 911 and hanging up: On Feb.18, at about 9:46 p.m., an alert dispatcher sent a car out to a house in the 8700 block of Vineyard Avenue, because some guy keeps call 911 and hanging up and when they call back he won’t answer. A unit was sent out to check why dude keeps calling and hanging up.

They spotted the two thugs that robbed a lady on Buckeye: Around 9:42 p.m., police were riding around with a lady in their car looking for two crooks that had just robbed her on Buckeye. The officers radioed dispatch that they believe that think they just spotted the two rogues walking down the street near Hamlen Avenue and they want back-up because they knew one of these punks had a gun. Help is on the way!