Woman wants her stuff out of that house, because its’ infested with bed bugs: On March 9, at 10:55 pm, a hysterical woman called the police and asked them to come out and help her get her personal thing out of a house that is infested with bed bugs and those nasty folks won’t open the door.

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A grouchy ol’ drunk is causing trouble at the senior citizens home: On March 9, at 9:56 p.m., police received a call from a person in the senior citizens’ building in the 2000 block of West 65^th, complaining that some grouchy old drunk, dude was there causing a ruckus and ya’ll betta come get him before he get his self in some real trouble and somebody whips his behind.

Some fool got caught at the hospital with ecstasy and cocaine: On March 9, around 9:57 p.m., a security guard at Metro Hospital on Scranton Road, called and reported that they were holding some fool who they caught and arrested for bringing into the hospital a pocket full of ecstasy and cocaine.  Needless to say a car was sent out to pick him up!

Dude, where’s my car?: On March 9, at 10:01 p.m., a Cleveland Police radioed to dispatch and said to call Mr. Campbell in Cleveland Heights, and tell him that they had found his stolen car behind the Dave’s Super Market over off West 25^th Street.

A woman ran out the house to call police on her baby’s daddy: Around 10:03 p.m., a really pissed-off woman named Antwonette on East 82, had to leave her home and walk up the street to call the police on her baby’s daddy, who was at her house acting a fool.     She said he jumped on her last week and has no business there because they have a warrant out for his arrest for domestic violence. A car was rushed out to try and catch Mr.  Big Stuff.

The woman in apartment 9 is down stairs  screaming her head off: Around 10:05 p.m., on March 9, a good neighbor in apartment # 10 in the 4900 block of Broadview Road, called and reported that she could hear the woman down stairs in apartment 9, hollering and screaming. The woman said to ring her door bell for # 10 and she would let them in. A car was sent out to check out what was happening.

Keisha on Drexmore Road is being threatened by the people downstairs: On March 9, at 10:07 p.m., a very frustrated young woman, named Keisha, who lives up stairs in the 10300 block of Drexmore Road, called and reported that she wanted the police to come tell her neighbors that live down stairs that they better leave her alone and stay out of her face. A car was sent out to calm these two hot heads down.

A 15 year-old boy on East 65^th is threatening his daddy: At 10:08 p.m., an upset daddy of a son who lives in the 2900 block of East 65 th Street, called and reported that the boy was threatening him. A car was sent out to check on and advise this unruly yung’n.  A first-class tanning of that boy’s behind might straighten him out.

The Jacksons’ on East 154 th wants to make a crime report: Around 10:10 p.m., on March 9, the Jackson family who lives in the 3500 block of East 154 th Street, called and asked that a car be sent out in order for them to make a criminal report.  A unit was sent out to investigate what was wrong.

A security guard on 55t and Chester needs help with a drunk: On Mar. 9 at about 10:12 p.m, a very aggravated security guard in a building at East 55 th and Chester Avenue, called and reported that he needed some help with some dude who is as drunk as a skunk and causing a big time problem. The guard said that ol’ boy is wearing a dark colored skull cap and some old nasty looking blue jeans.

These people are making way too much noise in front of Marks house: Around 10:14 p.m., on Mar.9, a very annoyed fella named Mark who lives in the 8500 block of Madison Avenue, called and reported that some lames in a gray van are sitting right out in front of his house playing a bunch of loud music, like they are crazy. A car was sent to tell these loud idiots to quiet it down and to give “Just A little Respect.”

Some thugs on Harvard took the pizza man’s stuff and slammed the door in his face: At 10:20 pm., on March 9, a fuming pizza delivery man called and reported that some chumps in a house on 82^nd and Harvard, ordered a pizza and when the fella showed up and gave them the pizza they slammed the door in his face without paying. A car was sent out to see why these hungry gremlins’ thought they should not have to pay. Woo-wee, one day these chumps just might call and get the wrong pizza man who is willing to catch a case.

A silver Lincoln is in the middle of Walton Avenue with the doors wide open: On March.9 several concerned and passing motorist in the 3700 block of Walton Avenue, called and reported that some fool left a silver Lincoln sitting the middle of the street with all the doors wide open. A car was sent out to see why these knuckleheads were in such a hurry and why they had to get out and leave the doors wide open.. I wonder what that was all about.

Somebody on Eldermere hit Gloria’s car and kept going: On March 9, at 10:26 p.m., a very pissed off woman named Gloria, who lives in the 17300 block of Eldermere Avenue, called and reported that some “A” hole had just hit her car and kept going.     Who in the hell would do some stuff like that? A car was sent out to check out the damage and take a report of Ms G’s damage.

Dwayne wants to report that somebody stole something from him: On March 9, at 10:24 p.m., an upset dude named Dwayne, who lives in the 1900 block of Green Road, called and said that he wanted to make a report that somebody had stolen something from him and he wants to make a theft report. A car was sent out to D’s crib to take the details.

Monica’s baby’s daddy just slapped her in the face: On March 9, around 10:31 p.m., a furious mother called and reported that her daughter Monica who lives in the 2500 block of East  36^th Street, reported that the  23 year old boyfriend and the baby’s daddy had just slapped her in the face and shoved her around. Ya’ll can catch this fool because he is still in the area and he is wearing a bright orange back pack and he’s got a knife. This is some tuff stuff and a car was rushed out to try and capture Mr. Tuff Guy.

Officers are on Mt. Herman taking a theft report: On March 9, at 10:35 p.m., an officer radioed dispatch and told them that they had been flagged down by someone on Mt Herman Avenue, who wanted to make a theft report.  The car was ok’d to investigate the matter.

Somebody done broke in the QIG Group Advertising Company: Around 10:40 pm, on March 9, an alarm company reported that a motion detector had alerted them and signaled that somebody had just gone in the front door of the QIG Advertising Company on East 30^th Street, and nobody should be in the office at this time of night.  A car was sent to check things out.

Denice’s momma got her car keys and won’t give um back: On March 9, at about 10:42 p.m., a woman named Denice on East 55^th and Central Avenue, called and reported that her momma had taken her car keys and won’t give them back. Ms. Niecy said that she will be waiting in the parking lot in the car which is a champagne colored Buick. She must be highly pissed off to bust a move like that.

Willie Hardy beat up his ex-girlfriend on Eddy Road and now he is making threats:

Around 10:43 pm., on March 9, the police were called by a woman named Ms. C. Jones in the 900 block of Eddy Road, reporting that her ex-boyfriend Willie Hardy keeps calling and bugging her on the phone making a bunch of threats. She said that Willie had jumped on her last week and she is sick and tiered of this sh---t! A car was sent out to see why Willie can’t take no for an answer. Fool!

Woman wants her stuff out of that house, because its’ infested with bed bugs: On March 9, at 10:55 pm, a hysterical woman called the police and asked them to come out and help her get her personal thing out of a house that is infested with bed bugs and those nasty folks won’t open the door. A car was sent to help Missy Clean get her stuff out of the Bug Palace.

Some mannish azz  boys threw rocks and busted out my windows: On March 9, at about 10:57 p.m., an angry old man in the 1000 block of East 70^th Street, called and reported that some mannish “A” boys had thrown some rocks and busted out his windows. A car was sent out to check out what was going on and why these brats would be out this time of night.

A big family feud on 103rd and Buckeye: On March 9, at 11:02 p.m., there was a call received from a residence in the 1000 block of Buckeye Road, reporting that there was a big O’ fight between some family members on that street. A car was sent out to stop the contestants in The Family Feud.