They arrested her and took her behind to the station and called Mentor PD to come pick her up. Miss, you don’t know that you ain’t supposed to be driving around with no license? Now it’s gone cost her a plenty!

Columbus 

Crime of the week:

CO is told “No inmate contact” after punching prisoner in his face: Back on March 4, at about 4:25 pm., after a verbal exchange with an inmate at the Franklin County Corrections Center, a corrections officer punched him in his face. After the incident came to the attention of Sheriff Zach Scott, the officer was placed on a dispensary status and is not allowed to have any contact with prisoners’ during the investigation. Mr. Man knows that crime doesn’t pay.

Employee shot in his leg struggling with the bandana bandit: On April 11, around 10:59 a.m., a crook walked into the Mid-Ohio Tint Company on East Hudson Street, and drew a pistol on one of the employees’ and demanded the loot in the register. The employee tried to take the gun away from the dude and during the struggle and the worker was shot in his leg. After the shooting, the dirty scoundrel took off running like a scared jack rabbit. The brave employee was taken to a near by hospital and treated.

The police are looking for Jimmy Lee Payne for burglarizing a house: On April 11, at about 1:45 p.m., a witness spotted a rascal named Jimmy Lee Payne after he had burglarized a house on Norton Road, and stole a number of guns. The witness saw what happened and was able to follow Jim and get the license plate number of the big raggedy light blue Buick that Big Jimmy was driving. This dude is already on parole for several other breaking and entering charges when he committed this one. The cops say this chump is crazy, armed and dangerous, so look out, be careful and if you see him call 911.

Thug has got a gat and wants the loot: Around 8:10 a.m., a brazen thug walked into the United Dairy Store on South Hague Avenue and gave the clerk a note telling him that he had his gat and to give him all of the loot. The employee knew that this idiot was not playing and gave him what he wanted. The clerk described him a being a wild looking sucka who was wearing some sunglasses, a gray jacket and blue jeans.   This thang sounds like a he is on something or just a plain kleptomaniac, so give him what he wants and let him get the hell out of there.

Damn! They robbed Subway over on Tussing Road: On April 11, at about 8:45 pm, a big, tall, lanky dude about 40 years old, strolled into the Subway Sandwich Shop on Tussing Road, opened his coat, flashed his pistol and demanded all the money from the cash register. After the clerk gave him the cash ol’ boy told the clerk to drop to the floor and don’t look up. He calmly strolled out just like he had calmly strolled in. A camera caught it all on tape. Dumb bell!

Cleveland

Some bozo with a white hoodie on a bike is threatens a dude: On April 8, at about 10:07 p.m., a very angry man on 117^th and Kinsman, called and reported that there was some bozo riding a bike up and down the street, causing trouble and threaten another guy. When cops arrived the complainant was uncooperative so they left.

Cops chase a thug over near 105 and Union: Around 10:10 p.m., on April 8, a patrolman radioed for help, because he was chasing some chump in a white sweat shirt and blue jeans, who he had just pulled over, but the guy bailed out and started running.  The officers said to be careful because the guy had dropped something black, picked it and kept running. Several cars were sent to that location to help capture this fool.

Somebody on MLK Blvd. keeps calling 911 and hanging up: At about 10:20 p.m., an alert dispatcher radioed for a car to head over to an address in the 2500 block of MLK Drive, and check out what was going on at that house, because someone keep calling 911 and hanging up. A unit was sent to check out what was this all about.

About five or six shots fired over on Jennings Road: Around 10:19 p.m., on April 8, a concerned resident in the 4100 block of Jennings Road, called and reported that they had just heard about five or six shots that came from a vacant house a couple of doors down and they were wondering what in the hell is going on in there. A car was rushed over to check out who was in there.

They’re shooting like cowboys over on Aspinwall Avenue: On April 8, at about 10:15 p.m., several residents in the 14400 block of Aspinwall Avenue, called and reported that some thugs were in a white Chevy Blazer shooting at another car like they were in the “wild, wild west” and at the OK Corral. Several cars were dispatched the area to try and catch some of theses cowboys and round them up.

Patricia’s 17-year-old daughter refuses to come out of a house: On April 14, at 2:14 p.m., a very disturbed mother called police and asked them if they could go with her to get her seventeen-year-old juvenile daughter out of a house near Lakeview and Scottwood Avenue Road. The angry mom said that “Lil Miss Grown Up” is there and refusing to come out and come home. Mom said that she would be waiting at the corner in a grey BMW. Maybe the grown folks in that house should be charged with harboring a minor.

A landlord and his tenant is fixin’ to go to blows: At 2:22 p.m., on April 14, a caller on Lamontier Avenue, reported that a landlord and his tenant are in a big “A” argument, and it looks like they are getting ready to scrap and throw down big time. Ya’ll betta hurry up and get here!

Some dude let Dan spend the night with him and now he won’t leave: On April 14, at about 2:25 p.m., a very frightened guy who lives in the 15600 block of Holmes Avenue, called and reported that he had let a fella name Dan sleep over and now Danny is raising hell,  threatening him and “don’t want to leave.” A car was sent out to try and reconcile things between these two love birds.

A fool is trying to break in the Black Shield Police Club on 131 Street: On April 14, at around 2:21p.m., an alert person near  East 131^st and Morrison Avenue, called and reported that some fool is tampering with the front door and he is  trying to break in the Black Shield Police Club.  The caller said that this idiot keeps walking around the building looking to see where he can get in. A car was sent out quick to try and catch this dumbo. I thought that I had heard it all, but this nut takes the cake and he is begging to get locked up.

University Heights 

Crack heads ransack house on Barrington Rd. for copper plumbing:

On April 4, at about 12:18 p.m., an alert resident in the 2100 block of Barrington Road, spotted a suspicious looking O’ raggedy brown Ford mini van speeding away from a vacant house a few doors down. The observant neighbor called UHPD and reported what he had witnessed and when the cops arrived they found the back door to the empty house standing wide open.  While checking the house they found that all the copper plumbing had been stripped from the basement.  That’s crack heads favorite move!

Robin is busted in CVS stealing cosmetics and make-up: On April 4, around 11:43 a.m., a security guard at the CVS on Cedar Road, called and reported that they had busted a forty seven-year-old woman named Robin, stealing at their store. The guard said that they spotted Miss Lady stuffing a total of $ 97. 00 worth of cosmetics, skin care products and some CD’s into ah big ol’ bag. That chick must have some messed up skin!

They keep calling and buggin’ Kiana about her own baby: Around 12:52 p.m., on April 6, a woman who said that she was fed up and had enough, came into the UHPD, and reported that her relatives have been buggin her to death about her own child.  Kiana feels that they need to mind they’re own business and stay out of hers.    “Lady K” said the harassment has been ongoing and her people are pissed-off about her having custody of her own child. Ain’t that bout auh blip!

Jamaica caught stealing in Target and lied about who she was: Around 11:18 p.m., on April the security guards at Target’s called and reported that they were holding a twenty one-year-old woman named Jamacia, for trying to steal over $ 365 worth of stuff from their store. They said not only did she try to steal from them, but she gave them some phony information when they busted her and lied about who she was. UHPD showed up, arrested her and hauled her lying butt off to jail. How many times we told all ya’ll rogues, these folks are watching you on cameras.

Somebody broke in Bobby’s house and stole his video games: On April 3, at about 6:27 p.m., a man named Robert who was mad as hell and live in the 3800 block of Washington Boulevard, called  because some thug had broke in his house and stole his PS3 game console, the controller and several of his favorite video games. He said the thug stole over $350 worth of game stuff, and it may have been somebody that he knew because it was a clean break in and they went right to his area of recreation. Who ever the ornery dog was that stole Bobby’s stuff ought to be shame and karma is a monster!

A jerk scrapped Kenny’s new Maxima and told him “Sue me”: On April 7, at about 4:39 p.m., a dude named Kenneth parked his brand new 2012 Nissan Maxima next to a chump’s ride in a parking lot at Taylor and Cedar in front of the dry cleaners.   When the dude and his woman got out of their car, their door struck Kenny’s back door on the driver’s side. Needless to say, this pissed Ken off and an argument broke out. During the heated exchange, ol’ boy and his woman told Kenny, “You gone have to sue me to get it fixed.” Ooowee, with a smart azz mouth like that, somebody would have to call EMS.

Audrey busted on Warrensville Road for driving under suspension: On April 2, around 5:07 p.m., a cop pulled up behind a woman name Audrey, near Warrensville and Shelburne Road, after running her plate and finding out that she had an outstanding warrant in Mentor, Ohio.  Not only was Miss Audrey wanted in Mentor, but the 54 year old woman’s driver’s license was suspended. They arrested her and took her behind to the station and called Mentor PD to come pick her up. Miss, you don’t know that you ain’t supposed to be driving around with no license? Now it’s gone cost her a plenty!