On April 18, at 11:02 p.m., a mother in the 6700 block of Fir Avenue, called and reported that her two sons were in a very heated argument which she knows is going to lead to them fighting.
Criminal of the week:
Nasty O’ buzzard busted by internet police for peddling kiddy porn: CLEVELAND – Between 2000 and 2012, 49 year-old pervert, Darin Casper, downloaded and peddled various acts of kiddy pornographic videos to other freaks all across the country. Prosecutor Bill Mason has charged this weirdo with over 150 violations of pandering explicit sexually orientated material. Mr. “D.” the children’s “Friendly Ghost” was also charged with 146 counts of illegal use of a computer. On May 4, Cuyahoga County Sheriff’s Office busted this ding-bat and he is currently being held on a $ 100,000 bond. It was the state of Utah that first got wind of this nut and blew the whistle on his butt, passing the info on to Bill Mason’s office here in Cleveland. Yeah, Busted! Another perv bites the dust.
Idiot Anton has to be out of his mind for shooting at the police: On May 19, around 4:07 in the morning, while two detectives were sitting in their car investigating a shooting incident that happened near Bulen and Frankfort Street. Suddenly shots rang out from Aton Draughon who came out of nowhere and just started firing at the two cops sitting in the car. Although several bullets struck their vehicle, neither detective was hit. How stupid! Now his “A” is grass and guess who has the lawn mower.
Who in the hell in the North Hulmac Projects shot Duncon: On May 12, at 11:57 pm., a call was received of hearing gun shots in the 1800 block of North Hulmac Projects. When the cops arrived they found that a 29 year old dude namd Duncon had been shot while standing in front of one of the buildings. “D” was transported to an area hospital and treated for his injuries but, as usual, didn’t nobody know or see nothing. Guess what? Snitches don’t get stitches, they get paid, so if you know something, say something, cause this could have been you. Call Crime stoppers at (614) 645-4141.
Dustin, Justin and Willie got shot and stabbed at the club: On May 13, at 2 a.m., just before closing, a big fight broke out in the Polaris Night Club over onSancus Boulevard. After some of the dude’s got their behinds kicked, they were pissed off and went out to their cars and got guns and other weapons. These sucka’s went back in and opened fire on the crowd of women and men. Several people were shot and some got stabbed. Three of the dudes; Justin, Dustin and Willie all had to be taken to a nearby hospital, suffering from trauma, gun shots and knife injuries.
They are gonna lock Joe’s butt up and throw away the key: On May 18, at 8:30 p.m., a caller in the 2900 block of Brownlee Avenue, reported that Garnet Slaughter had been beaten and hit with a baseball bat by her husband Joe, which is a second degree felony. Not only did this fool hit her with a bat, but he also held her against her will until the next day, which is kidnapping and a felony of the first degree. Needless to say his behind is in hot water. Dang! Brothers, we need to think and don’t let folks take us there, because now they can kiss his butt good bye, cause dude is facing some serious jail time.
Scheme foiled for nitwit who tried to put a hit out on his wife: On May 5, at 11:24 p.m., the cops got wind of a 31 year -old dude name Angel’s scheme to have his wife Susane, knocked off. Armed with this info and a warrant, the SWAT Team and homicide detectives went to an address in the 1800 block of Polaris Pkwy and arrested his behind, charging him with “murder for hire.” What in the hell was this fool thinking? Somebody needed to tell this idiot that “Its’ Cheaper to Keep her and if you don’t want her, just leave.”
Some thug in a big raggedy blue car pulled up and shot Dave: On May14, at 8:42 p.m., a caller reported that a 23 year old fella name David Houston Jr. had been shot while he was walking down street nearRidgeway Avenue. Dave said that some chump in a big, raggedy light-blue car pulled up beside him and dude got out and just started firing at him. One shot struck him. Well, another case of “I don’t know nothing,” didn’t nobody see nothing and don’t nobody know nothing, which is all BS. If you know something say something and get paid, by calling Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-TIPS
Some sucka walked up and shot Byron in his wrist!: On May 15, at 11:31 p.m., a call was received from the 2000 block of Margo Road, reporting that a 19 year-old dude named Byron had been shot. When the cops arrived they were told by the victim that as he and his cousin were leaving his house, some nut just walked up and started shooting. Mr. “B” said the sucka shot him in his right wrist and took off running. Byron was taken to a near by hospital and treated for his injury. I done told ya’ll these fools done gone plum crazy shooting each other and the silly part of it all is that the victims won’t tell even if they know who did it. This tells me that their story is bassassackwards and there is another side.
They just robbed a Subway and the rotten dog took the tip jar: On May 12 at about 9:55 p.m., a very pissed-off employee at the Subway Restaurant on Stelzer Road, called and reported that they had just been robbed by a big ol’ tall dude in his late 50’s. The crew member said that the crook walked to an employee who was cleaning up the dinning room, flashed a pistol and shoved the employee back behind the counter and made them open the cash register. Not only did this rotten creep take the money out of the register, but he took the damn tip jar. Ash low down scoun-booger! Somebody gonna hurt one of these rascals robbing Subways.
A bunch of people have a knock down drag out over on Champion:
On May 16, a panicking caller in the 900 block of South Champion Avenueand Forest Street, reported that there are about 30 or 40 folks who are gathered around some other folks that are fighting like dogs and they all are getting anger and all these fools are getting ready to throw down. Ya’ll hurry up and get out here fo somebody really gets hurt. Several cars responded to the area to squish this crowd before it turned into a riot. One nut even shot a pistol into the crowd while the police were watching. Cops opened fire on his butt and he took off running toward South Champion Avenue. The officers tried to bring the large crowd under control but, it was too many so SWAT was called in. Oooops! There it is.
Man fatally shot after big fight at the Lollipop: On May 23, police were called to the Lollipop after-hour joint over in the Hilltop area on the Westside, about a big fight that had broke out and that a man had been shot after two guys left the club after fighting with two brothers and returned and started shooting. A man named William was hit and was fatally injured. The shooter can only be described as a man about 5’6, 150lbs, wearing braids. When will we learn that all this shooting ain’t necessary just to have fun on a night out? Again if you know something, say something, cause this could have been you. Call Crime Stopper at (614) 645-TIPS
Make this idiot move this damn Volvo blocking my driveway: On April 26, at about 9:19 a.m., a highly pissed-off home owner in the 2200 block of Murry Hill Road, called and requested that the cops come and make this idiot move the blue Volvo that is blocking his damn driveway.
Ameen at the Gyro Sandwich Shop wants a copy of his report: On April 26, at around 9:38 a.m., a dispatcher notified a unit that had taken a report from the owner of the Gyro Sandwich Shop in the 17400 block of Harvard Avenue, to stop by and talk to the owner Ameen, about how to get a copy of his report. That unit said that they would respond. A car was sent out to try and cool this situation down before it they got heavy.
Somebody done stole some stuff from a dude named Richard: On April 26, at around 9:36 a.m., a frantic dude name Richard that lives in the 16900 block ofLangley Avenue, called and reported that somebody had stole some of his stuff and he wanted to make a stolen property report. A unit was sent out to see what Mr. Man was all upset about.
Dude on 93rd and Talbert is drunk and passed out on the sidewalk: On April 18, at 11:06 p.m., a number of calls came from concerned neighbors in the 93rd. andTalbert Avenue area, reporting that one of the local winoshad drank so much they laid down in the middle of the sidewalk and passed out. A car was rushed out to wake up Freddie the Freeloader and make him get off the sidewalk and go home before somebody stepped on his behind.
Someone broke in the back door over at Miss Tate’s house: On April 26, at 9:44 a.m., a security company called in an alarm that had been received from the Tate residence in the 1100 block of East 74th. Street, reporting that some thug was hitting the back door pretty hard and they had gotten in because it has set off the motion detector. A car was rushed out to check on the problem and to catch this crook in action.
Ya’ll come get this panhandler hassling folks for spare change: On April 26, a disgruntled business owner in the 13200 block of Shaker Boulevard, called and requested that a car be sent out to tell this panhandler to get his behind stepping, because he is starting to get on folk’s nerves. A unit was sent out to stop this dude from causing a nuisance to folks passing through.
Why the hell does somebody at the Euclid Motel keep calling 911: On April 18, at 10:46 p.m., an alert dispatcher requested that a car go over to the Euclid Motel which is located in the 18300 block of Euclid Avenue and find out what in the hell is going on over there. Somebody keeps calling 911 and hanging up, but when you call back they won’t answer. A car was sent over to check out what was going on.
Some punk beat up a woman right in front of Charity Hospital: On April 18, at 10:58 p.m., a patrol car was flagged down by a woman on Central Avenue, called and reported that some punk had just jumped on her in front of St Vincent Charity Hospital on 22nd Street and had knocked her down. The unit checked the area to see if they could locate this ornery cuss who ain’t got nothing else to do but whip on women, but ol’ boy was UTL.
Mother on Fir Avenue says that her sons are getting ready to fight: On April 18, at 11:02 p.m., a mother in the 6700 block ofFir Avenue, called and reported that her two sons were in a very heated argument which she knows is going to lead to them fighting. A unit was sent out to put these two disrespectful rats back in their place for stressing their momma out.
They’re shooting at each other over on Norwood Avenue: On April 18, at around 11:14 p.m., some frightened neighbors on Norwood Avenue near Bonner, called and reported that they had just hear several gun shots and that they believe that some rivals are shooting at each other. Several units were rush out to cool down this heated situation.