This kind of foolishness just makes you want to stay at home and not go out for anything.

Criminal of the week:

COLUMBUS, OHIO

Cops busted Lamont White who they said was the knife brandishing bandit: In October of 2009, about four or five robberies were committed by a dude who the cops name the “Knife brandishing bandit.”  They said this dude stuck up several women at knife point threatening to kill them if they didn’t cooperate. He carjacked a couple of women and made them drive and withdraw money from ATM machines, which became known as the “Eastern Car Jacking.” One lady he abducted walking to her car, another woman he robbed who was going to the laundry mat in her building. They finally caught up with this big dummy and linked his behind with a series of robberies.  Busted!  His new address is, Franklin County Jail.

 Akron Ohio

Rashuna busted for throwing and hitting her child with a metal spatula:

She knows she should have known betta. On Aug 31, it was reported that 31-year-old Rashuna Robinson, who lives onIndependence Avenue, was charged with Felonious Assault. Miss Ray Ray got into an argument with her child, lost her temper and threw a metal spatula at the victim. The spatula hit the child in the neck creating a non-life threatening injury. The child was taken to the hospital, treated and released.

Laray who lives in Garfield Heights got busted in Akron for hitting girlfriend: Laray Carlisle, 36, of12700 Christine Ave.,Garfield Heights,Ohio, was charged with Felonious Assault, Abduction and Criminal Damaging.  He grabbed his girlfriend’s cell phone and then pinned her arm against his car and drove off with her hanging on. LC’s crazy behind drove about a block down the road, pulled into a parking lot and she fell hitting her head on the concrete. Laray ran over her cell phone and took off.   The woman was treated and released fromAkronCityHospital.

Some thug stole everything including the kitchen sink: On Aug. 31, at 7:20 a.m., it was reported that some thug broke into a vacant house at338 Stanton Avenue, and stole everything including the kitchen sink and other miscellaneous electrical wiring and stuff. The cops don’t have a clue as to who did this. Ya’ll be on the look out for this bastard!

Damn crack heads are at it again, stealing copper plumbing: On Aug. 29, at 4:30 p.m., some crooks went into a house at448 Newell Avenue, entering through an unlocked garage door of vacant house.  The crack heads stripped all the copper pipes out of the house. If you see something suspicious call the police. The next house could be your own.

Derek’s thieving behind got busted for stealing out of co-workers purse: Ya’ll know this dumb- dumb knows better. On Aug. 30, it was reported that a clown named Derek, who was working with the cleaning crew at Macy’s at Chapel Hill Mall, got busted stealing some things from another employee’s pocketbook while he was on the job. Dude broke down and told them that it was him that did it.  Busted! Take his crazy nut to jail. Done lost his job and caught a case. Big dummy!  

Dude named Larry nabbed driving a stolen car: On Aug. 30 around 7:32 a.m., Larry Gills, 22, who lives onNome Avenue, was charged with Receiving Stolen Property- Auto. Larry was stopped at Elmdale and Hawkins in a stolen vehicle. Oooops!

A desperate thug pried open folk’s front door and stole about 30 DVDs: On Aug 29, at around 3 p.m., some chump pried open the front door of a house in the 1400 block ofChippewa Avenue. The dirty rotten thug stole about 30 DVDs from these folk’s house. The cops are looking for his butt, so if you know something, say something and get paid.

Cops found Jim Henry’s fingerprints at the scene: On Aug. 30, around 7:32 a.m., it was reported that a house had been broken into over in the 800 block ofPeerless Avenue. When the cops checked the scene they found some fingerprints and when they ran a check the paw prints came back to a big ol’ rogue named James Henry Smith, 22. Needless to say, the cops went right over and arrested his butt. See yah, wouldn’t wanna be yah.

Antwaine got busted with crack, heron, ecstasy and some weed: You know this chump ain’t got a chance in hell in trying to explain to the police why he had all these different kinds of drugs. On Aug.29, around 7:36 a.m., it was reported that a fool named Antwaine Bethune was busted riding a motorcycle with all kinds of drugs in his possession. The cops say they tried to stop Twon and he took off like a bat out of hell.  Ol’ boy crashed his bike and got on foot and took off. After a short chase, they tackled dude cuffed him and took his drugs. Off we go!

The bastards stole damn near everything, including the gutters: Aug. 17, some thieves broke into a vacant foreclosed house over onEastland Avenue. These chumps ripped out everything that they could get their grubby hands on. They stole the hot water tank, the heaters, all the copper plumbing, the light fixtures, and the gutters.  Ooooowe!  It’s damn shame when you hear of rogues doing stuff like this and they plead and cry for mercy when they get caught. Put their behinds in jail and throw away the key.  Cops are looking for them.

Ol’ slick butt Raheem forged his name on 14 time cards at work:

Ha mercy! What are these rogues gone think of next?  On Aug. 30, around 7:32 a.m., it was reported that a roguish-butt-thief named Raheem Martin, stole 14 time cards from the Minute Man Temp Agency and stuck his damn name on all of them. The folk’s paid him over $ 3,100 for work that he didn’t do. He is charged with Felony Theft and Forgery.  He just might get some time cause he is too slick.

What’s up with James Smith braking in and throwing stuff around: This sounds like some chump went plum crazy over this woman. He broke in her house and started tearing up her stuff. On Aug. 30 it was reported that a 22 year-old-fool named James Smith broke in a woman’s apartment over onPeerless Avenue, and when she came home he got mad and just started throwing stuff all over the place.  Miss Lady took off running and went and called the cops on his dumb behind. Busted! Now get mad at that!

Columbus Ohio

Two low down thugs stuck up the cell phone store on East Livingston:

On Aug.28, at around 12:40 p.m., two low down dirty thugs walked into the Custom Cellular Phone store onEast Livingston Avenue, and held a conversation pretending to be customers while the other crook grabbed a cell phone and ran out the door. If you know anything about these bums call Crime Stoppers.

Two dudes argued with Ryan Salone and than shot him the leg: On Aug.28, at approximately 6:21 p.m., a fella named Ryan Salone was in the rear of a building onElaine Road. Two dudes walked up to him and heated words were exchanged. One of the guys pulled out a pistol and shot Ryan in his leg. Ouch!  If you know something, say something.

A chump named Bobby shot Aaron over on Oakwood Avenue: On Aug. 30, around 12:55 p.m., a shooting occurred in the 1200 block ofOakwood Avenue. When police arrived they found Aaron Williams shot and the cops are looking for Robert (Bobby) Faniel, who they believe did the shooting.  Aaron was transported to an area hospital and was treated. Bobby was positively identified in a photo line up. If you know where he is ya’ll need to tell on his butt, this punk is dangerous.

Some idiot named Carlos kidnapped his ex-girlfriend Correna: This idiot has got to be out of his mind! On Aug. 31, at 3 p.m., a woman named Correna, went home and found her crazy ex-boyfriend Carlos had broken into her house and was waiting for her and threatened to kill her. He pulled out a gun and forced her to go with him. He then made her dive around for about an hour. She later jumped out of the car to escape and the punk shot her. She was taken to a nearby hospital and treated. Cops are looking for him.

Dana gets scammed on deal to buy a 50 inch TV: I keep tell ya’ll if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is! On Sept. 2, around 12:20 p.m.,  a White couple drove up to a 26 year-old lady named Dana and asked her if she wanted to by a 50’ flatsceen TV for next to nothing. Like a fool, Miss Dee said yeahhhh! The couple then drove her back to her house and when she returned with the cash the bastards snatched the money and drove off.  Some low down son-of-a gunz. Again if you think that it is too good to be true, it probably is.  Watch out!

Two punks knocked Omar out and got him for $1,900: On Aug. 12, two dudes walked into Day’s Drive Thru onSullivant Avenue, and drew a pistol on the owner Omar. Mr. “O” jumped on one of the punks and that’s when the other bastard knocked him out. They took about $ 1,900.00 and ran out of the store. Cops found out it was a dude named Dustin Isaiah and his crook partner James Royal. Busted! Oooops there it is.

Paul ran out of gas and some fool came out the ally and shot at him: This kind of foolishness just makes you want to stay at home and not go out for anything. On Aug. 26, Paul Bradford ran out of gas over on Myrtle near Parkwood Avenue, and as he was pushing his car over to the side of the road, some psycho came out of the ally and started firing a pistol him. Paul ducked and got the hell out unhurt, but it was a close call.  If you saw something, say something. Call Crime Stoppers.