On Sept. 16, around 9:08 a.m., an alarm company notified Cleveland Police that somebody just went in the back door at the Brookview Tavern,
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Men in hot mess, caught by undercover cops in prostitution round up:
On Sept. 5, around 3:30 p.m., there was a lot of running, screaming and hollering as Sheriff Zach Scott and his boys went undercover and shocked the heck out of some johns, and women who are engaged in a continuous prostitution ring that is operating on Columbus’ west side. In total, there were 16 prostitution-related arrests, and I am sure that a number of these guys probably wound up in a hot mess at home with some tall tails and explaining to do.
Two juvenile boys robbed another kid doing his chores, cutting grass: On Sept.13, at 10:14 a.m., it was reported that a 14 and a 16-year-old boy robbed another kid, 14, as he was cutting grass over onCarey Avenue. One of the punks punched the kid in his face and took 5 dollars. Had these two rascals been at home doing some work around the house, themselves, they would not have had time to get into trouble. Their lack of good home training is going cost somebody some hard-earned cash to get their butts out of trouble whenever they are caught – Lil mannish thugs!
Zak shot while sitting on porch, kicking it with friends: On Sept.13, at 9:30 p.m., a 26-year-old fella name Zakari of Orlando Avenue, was sitting on the porch with some of his friends when he was shot. Zak tried to run but collapsed in a back yard on Noah Avenue, a few streets over. Zakari was taken to a nearby hospital in stable condition. At this time police are investigating the incident. I know somebody knows something, so say something!
What’s with this new thang – Robbing folks and than taking their cigarettes: On Sept. 14, around 3 a.m., it was reported that a person pulled into the parking lot of their apartment building when they were approached by two petty thugs with pistols who said “This is a stick up.” The thugs took a cell phone, 360 bucks in cash, some other stuff…and cigarettes. The crooks ran and jumped into a car with a White woman and they took off. What the hell is this all about, robbing somebody and than taking their cigarettes? C’mon, things can’t be so tough that a thug is not able to buy a pack of cigarettes. The cops are looking for the crooks.
36-year-old Jimmy Frederick Watson Sr. was busted for stealing: Jimmy knows that he ought to quit and stop this foolishness! On Sept. 14, at around 7:33 a.m., it was reported that a neighbor spotted a 36-year-old James Frederick Watson Sr. and two other dudes taking some stuff out of a house over on Argonne Court. Although they could only finger Jimmy, bet your bottom dollar he is gonna tell on the others.
Mike shot his self in the leg and lied saying somebody else did it: On Sept. 14, at 7:33 a.m., it was reported that Michael Jones had been shot in the leg in a house over onFernwood Drive and that someone else had fired on him. Things appeared a little shaky about Mike’s story and the cops concluded that Big Mike had probably shot his own self and tried to blame somebody else. A witness squealed and told that Mike had the gun and that he had hid it in the trash can. Cops charged Mike with lying, tampering with evidence, and Obstructing official business.
They think it was Bobby White who broke in a house over on Berwin: On Sept. 12, at 3 a.m., a house in the 800 block ofBerwin Street was broken into. Although, at this time nothing is reported missing, the cops believe that it was a 21-year-old Black dude named Robert L. White. Ya’ll be on the lookout, and if you know something, say something, cause knowing ol’ Bobby you might be next.
C’mon now! They even stole the damn dog: On Sept.11, around 7 a.m., it was reported that a thief entered through an unlocked door of a house over in the 1100 block of Erickson Avenue, and went in. This rascal ramshackled the home and took two flatscreen TVs, some jewelry and had the nerve to take the damn dog. They have gone plum crazy stealing, because dog-napping is a serious charge and punishable under the Pet Theft laws in the State of Ohio. Ya’ll hurry up and catch this fool.
Oooowe! Crazy Phil spit in the policeman’s face: On Sept.7, around 8:15 p.m., an off-duty officer was working at the German Village Giant Eagle onEast Whittier Street, when Phillip Reed, who had been told to stay out of the store, came in. The cop told Phil that he was trespassing and proceeded to place him under arrest. Phil got pissed off, lunged and spit in the cop’s face. Well! Phil got a new home at the Franklin County Jail. He was charged with Assault, Harassment with a Bodily Substance, Criminal Trespassing and a bunch of other stuff. Now let him spit on that.
Whaaaat! They robbed the Waffle House again: On Sept. 6, around 5:30 in the morning, some creep walked into the Waffle House over onNorth Cassady Avenue, sat down, picked up a menu, looked it over and started talking with the waitress like he was going to place an order. He then implied that he had a gun and told her to give up the loot. She did and old boy calmly strolled like he had bought an order to go. The store video caught the whole thing on tape. Cops are on the lookout for this bold bastard. If you know something, call Crime Stoppers and get paid.
Who in the hell was it that shot Anthony in his leg?:On Sept.5, about 8 p.m., someone called and reported that 32-year-old Anthony Caldwell had been shot in his right leg by some low down nasty booger as he and Bobby Foster were walking on North Monroe Avenue. Mr. Foster was not injured, but Anthony was taken to a nearby hospital where he was treated and reported in stable condition. The punk that shot him fled the scene after the shooting. If somebody knows something, say something and call Crime Stoppers. It ain’t snitching – it is prevention, because you could be next.
Rascal with crooked teeth robbed Horton’s Restaurant:On Sept 3, around 8:14 p.m., a White male entered the Tim Horton’s restaurant, located in the 2400 block of Brice Road. The raggedy-mouthed rascal gave the casher a note telling her to give up all the cash in the register. The clerk complied and gave him every dime they had to get this crazy looking fool out of the restaurant before he could hurt somebody. The clerk described the guy as in his late 30s wearing stripped shorts with a mouth full of crooked teeth. The police said the whole incident was caught on tape and folk’s should be on the lookout for this fella who could use some dental attention.
Two Black dudes, dressed in black, robbed Huntington Bank:Back on July 16, at 1:30 p.m., the hold-up alarm was received from the Huntington Bank on East Main Street. Both suspects were Black and dressed in all black. One of the dudes wore a black scarf; the other fella was wearing a black ski mask. One had a shotgun and the other had a handgun and jumped and stood up on the top of the customer service counter. The crooks ran out and fled in an unknown direction. Sounds like a story out of some kind of wild, wild western movie. That is, until they are caught. Be on the look out for these two clowns.
Two robbers jumped over the counter at PNC Bank on East Broad: On Aug. 20, at approximately 11:30 a.m., the same two Black dudes we just talked about in the above article, all dressed in black, robbed the PNC Bank over on East Broad Street. This time they both had pistols and did the same thing – jumped on top of the counter telling everybody “Dis is auh stick up.” Well, sounds like these two cowboys done gone stark raving mad with their Hollywood robberies. If you known these two clowns call Crime Stoppers (614) 645-8477 and get paid.
Dude is pissed, because another guy punched him in his chest: Back on July 20, a fella named Tim Hanley from over onNorth Hague Street, called police good and pissed and reported that a big ol’ dude by the name of Gary Cobb punched him in his chest and knocked him down on the damn floor. The victim was taken to a nearby hospital with bruises in his chest. The incident is being investigated.
Some nut’s in front of his ex-girlfriend’s house, shooting up in the air:
On Sept. 13, at 8:27 p.m., a call was received from some residents on Reeb Avenue, reporting that some nut named Abbas Sherif was out in the front yard at his ex-girlfriend’s house shooting up in the air. Mr. “Can’t take it No Mo,” then got into his Chevy Blazer and took off like a bat out of hell. A few blocks away the cops caught his butt driving the wrong way on Innis Avenue and arrested him for DUI and Discharging a Firearm. If ya’ll saw something, say something and help get this nut off the street.
Rogues stole a truck off the lot of Bobb Suzuki Auto: Back on Wednesday, July 4, at 6 p.m., two rascals went on to the Bobb Suzuki Auto Dealership on West Broad Street. One of the men walked over to a white, full-size Dodge Ram pickup truck, took a cordless power saw, opened the truck, got in and drove it off the lot. Damn! These suckas' got some kind of nerve. Cops are looking for them.
HELP! A doctor at Metro Health says a woman is out of control: On Sept. 16, at 9:29 a.m., there was a panicked call for “HELP!” from a doctor at the MetroHealth satellite facility on Broadway near East 65th Street. Doc said he needed some quick response because a big woman was there and she is out of control. Several cars were sent to help bail the Doc out of hot water with this patient.
Somebody went in the back door at the Brookview Bar: On Sept. 16, around 9:08 a.m., an alarm company notified Cleveland Police that somebody just went in the back door at the Brookview Tavern, located in the 2100 block of Brookpark Road, and no one is supposed to be going in there at this time of day. A car was sent over to check what was going on.
Antonio, Gilmo and Jimmy rob a dudeand his lil’ brother: On Sept. 12, at 9 a.m., these three armed bandits went to court. They were busted for robbing a man, 27, and his 17 year old brother at gunpoint over onSackett Avenue. Theses brazen bastards hit the older brother across his head with a pistol and then went through his pockets and took his cell phone and wallet. The older brother was taken to a nearby hospital and got his head stitched up. Shortly after the robbery the three punks were caught and cuffed.