Dude says the folk’s door downstairs is wide open: Dude said ain’t no way in hell am I going in that house, cause some thug might still be in there robbing the place.  On Oct.5, around 8:27 p.m., a man called

Criminal of the week:

COLUMBUS, OHIO

Call if you know something about the Jaquan White shooting : On Oct. 1, at 8:54 p.m., there was a shooting atBelcher Drive andCleveland Avenue, where an 18 year old fellow, Jaquan White was shot and seriously injured after a big argument with an unknown guy who took off running after the shooting. Cops want this chump real bad and if you have any information about this shooting or who did it, call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-4141. They would appreciate your help.

Akron Ohio

Tara over there on Barbara Ave. shooting up the neighbor’s house: On Oct. 5 around 6 p.m., officers responded to shots fired in the 800 block of Barbara Avenue. A resident reported she was involved in a big argument and a fight with another neighbor.  During the altercation, the woman, Tara Walker, 29, fired several shot at her neighbor, missing her, and striking her apartment, stopping in her living room. The victim’s two small children were in the apartment at the time the shot was fired. Cops arrested Tara R. Walker, 29, ofBarbara Avenue. She was charged with four counts of Felonious Assault, Improper Discharging of a firearm into a habitation and Tampering with Evidence.Walker was booked into the Summit County Jail.

Thief opens fire on home owner who caught him breaking in: On Oct.5, at 10:45 a.m., it was reported that a resident in the 1200 block of Kansas Avenue heard noises outside of his house. The resident went outside to investigate when he confronted a male rummaging through his truck parked in the driveway. The suspect then pulled a gun fired at the resident and took off running. Responding officers located the suspect in the 2200 block of East Avenue. They arrested a dude, Ryan L. Strausser, 20, of North Howard Street. They found a .32 caliber revolver, nearby in some tall grass.

Low down dirty petty thief even stole the folk’s loose change:

On Oct 3, around 2:08 a.m., it was reported that a low down dirty rotten thief pushed in the front room window and broke into some folk’s a house in the 800 block ofPackard Drive. This low down dog stole the front room window air conditioner, six pair of Levi jeans, an Xbox 360, a laptop, and all the damn loose change that was on the table.  Please help them find this low life thug, because if he’s stealing change he will hurt somebody.   Call Crime Stoppers.

Thugs robbed the po’ lil pizza man again: On Oct 4, around 8:30 p.m., a delivery driver for Pizza Hut, on East Market Street, was robbed after delivering food near Johnston Street. The driver said he had just delivered some food and was walking back to his car when the bastard ran up to him and pointed a gun at him and demanded his property. The driver gave the thug $25.00 in cash. The crook then demanded the driver empty his pockets. The driver stated that he “didn’t have anything.” The suspect then took off running northbound on Johnston Court. The dude was a Black male, between 23 and 28 years old, 5’10” – 6’0”, 150 – 160 lbs., with a beard and mustache. He was wearing dark colored jeans, a short sleeve, white t-shirt and a black, flat billed baseball hat. If you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers.

Police know that it was thieving Willie that robbed the bank: On Oct.4, around 5:30 p.m., the First Merit Bank, onBrittain Road, was robbed. Employees said the bandit entered the bank, slapped a note on the counter that stated he had a gun and said gimme the loot. The teller gave the chump what lil’ money she had from her cash drawer and he snatched the bag and took off southbound in a four-door silver or gray car. Thanks to an anonymous tip, the robber has been identified as William P. Hawes, 26, ofPierce Road inMedina,Ohio. Detectives signed a warrant for Aggravated Robbery. Hawes is 6’3” and 272 lbs. Anyone with information on Hawes’ whereabouts is asked to contact our department at (330) 375-2490.

Cops busted Dvante’s butt for robbing two stores with a BB gun: On Oct.4, around 11a.m., detectives were patrolling the area of Highland Square due to an increase in recent robberies. The detectives observed a dude behind a business at West Market Street and South Balch Street. The dude was sitting on a wall near some bushes. He was wearing the same clothing worn by the robbery suspect at Pandora Novelty and Gifts and Georgio’s Pizza. Detectives stopped the subject and recovered a black backpack containing a BB gun. Arrested was Dvante Suddeth. He was charged with two counts of Aggravated Robbery and booked into the Summit County Jail. The judge is gonna throw the book at his crazy butt.

Columbus Ohio

Cops arrest a jerk for robbing and stabbing two women: Around 7:26 p.m., on Sept.29, the cops went and arrested a knucklehead who they were able to identify as the crook that robbed and stabbed two different women at separate times when they were walking in West Hubbard andNorth High Street area.  Somehow, because of the similarities in both incidents, the cops were able to track his behind down and arrested the knucklehead. Now he doesn’t have to hustle so hard because he’s gets three free squares a day at his new home which is the Franklin County Jail.   

Two cowards fired on Mr. Gray, missed, then took off running: On Oct. 5, at 3:40 p.m., a call was received about a shooting which occurred in the 2700 block ofBrandy Drive.  Upon arrival, Annessia Gray said that while he was sitting in parked car two suckas just walked up and opened fire and started shooting at him. Having missed every shot they mustta’ knew the sh#t was about to hit the fan, so they took off running like two scared jack rabbits. Anyone! If you know something, say something and tell on these two crooks and get paid.  Call (614)645-4141

Stop thief! A thug snatched an old lady’s purse and was chased down: On Oct. 01, at 10:47 a.m., a lady, 62, cashed her check at the Kroger store onSoldano Boulevard, and a 38 year old dope fiend, Ritchie Dennison, watched her as she left the store in a motorized grocery car. He than went and snatched her pocketbook and took off running. Some dudes who saw what happened chased him down, kicked his behind and brought him back to the store. I’m sure Richie is a little sore about the whole thing. 

Some punk in a grey hatchback shot Jacoby in his leg and sped off:

On Oct. 6, around 5:44 p.m., a 31-year-old Jacoby Thomas was going into his house in the 1700 block of Nestling Drive, and as he was opening his front door, some punk drove up in a raggedy grey hatchback and the low down dog got out and shot Mr. “T” in his right leg and then peeled off heading eastbound.  J was taken to a near by hospital and treated for his injury. Cops are looking for any information about who did it. So if you know something, say something, call (614) 645-4141

Christian shot Steve in his ankle and Jimmy in his hips: On Oct.7 around 1:20 a.m., some folks were having fun at a house party when a fight started and all hell broke lose. The fight was carried out into the street onHague Avenue, that’s when a dude Chrisian Chutez opened fire striking 20-year-old James Baldwin in his hip and another shot striking Steve Summers, 21, in his ankle. Shortly after the shooting, the cops arrested Christian Chustz who admitted that he had done the shooting and tossed the pistol in the bushes. Both victims were taken to an area hospital and treated for their injuries.

Cleveland Ohio

Some fool broke into the neighbor’s house and passed out: On Sept. 28, around 9:04 a.m., an alert neighbor named James called and reported that some fool had broken into his neighbor’s house and passed out on his couch. He said the side door is wide open and he knows the neighbor is not at home and no one is supposed to be in the house. A car was rushed out to capture the sleeping beauty.

Some crazy clowns are shooting over on Maple Avenue: On Sept. 28, around 8:59 a.m., several residents called and reported that they had heard several shots and there were some crazy clowns onMaple Avenue, shooting again. A car was sent over to check out what those cowboys were up to.  

A man and woman are in the middle of the street arguing like hell: On Oct. 5, around 8:26 p.m., a very annoyed resident in the 1100 block of East 64^th Street, called and reported that there was a man and woman in the middle of their street arguing like hell and causing a disturbance. A car was sent out to see if they could not settle the huge dispute between Mr. Jack and Miss Jill who were probably arguing about something stupid like the pale of water.

Oreo says some woman at the club is trying to pick a fight: On Oct. 5, around 8:32 p.m., a woman named Oreo called and said that a woman she had an argument with last week had just come in the Union Club on St. Clair Avenue, and this heffa is trying to start a fight, “she is threatening to stab me.” A car was rushed out to stop this hot mess before it went any further.

Antonio’s ex-girlfriend said he is in front of her house talking junk: On Oct.5, around 8:34 p.m., a very pissed off woman called and reported that her ex-boyfriend, Antonio Baker is out in front of her house on East 74^th Street raising hell again and he just left driving a car withKentucky license plates. She thinks this fool has got a gun. She said that he had shot out her windows last week. Whoa! Several cars rushed to the area to try to stop this clown’s nonsense.

Landlord says come help get these squatters out of his house: On Oct. 5, at 8:31 p.m., a highly upset land lord who owns a house in the 3300 block of East 119^th Street, called and reported that a bunch of damn vagabonds had just walked off the street and moved into his house and set camp. Would ya’ll please come get these damn squatters out of my place. A unit was sent out to help the distraught landlord get these free loading rascals off his property.

A poor fella on Fullerton Avenue is having family problems: On Oct. 5 around 8:29 p.m., a fella called in and said that he just needed someone to help cool down a problem with his family at a house in the 6500 block ofFullerton Avenue. A unit was sent out to help this poor dude get things in his house back in order.

Dude says the folk’s door downstairs is wide open: Dude said ain’t no way in hell am I going in that house, cause some thug might still be in there robbing the place.  On Oct.5, around 8:27 p.m., a man called who was mighty up set and lives in the 3600 block of East 114^th Street, said that he came home and the downstairs door to his neighbor’s house is wide open and he is afraid to go in his own home.  I don’t blame him – call the police! A car was sent to check things out.

They should know not to play music that loud: On Oct. 5 around 8:25 p.m., a resident in the 1000 block ofAddison Road, called and reported that the folks next door were playing their music way too damn loud. You’d think these idiots would know betta. Please come out and make them turn it down or turn that damn thang off! A car was sent out to help ease the pressure on ol’ boy’s ears.