The alarm company said that somebody is in the house who does not know the code.

Criminal of the week:

COLUMBUS, OHIO

Thuggin is getting rougher and rougher and these thugs are desperate: On Sept.30, around 2:30 in the afternoon, an 82-year-old lady was in Target onSoldano Boulevard, gathering items in a motorized shopping cart, when a low-down dirty bastard snatched her purse right out of the cart and took off running towards the door. All granny could do was holler, Stop you damn thief!  Grandma said it was a man and woman working in cahoots, and, after the heist, the dude ran and jumped in a waiting white pickup truck, and the rotten dogs drove off leaving the li’l skinny woman running behind, trying to jump in the back, but unable to.  The whole thing was caught on surveillance camera.  I you know something, say something because the next time this might be your grandmomma.

Akron Ohio

Ashley and Vicki jumped another woman and broke her nose: On Oct 9, at 7:20 a.m., it was reported that 25-year-old Ashley Rogers, who lives onWest Market Street, and her home girl, Victoria Holcomb, 22, were charged with Felonious Assault. Ashley and Vicki jumped on another woman and beat her down to the ground, causing her nasal bones to be fractured. The two will spend time cooling off for a while, and they will now meet some ladies like Big Bertha, who are willing to test their boxing skills.

The cops showed up and caught clepto Ray-Ray burglarizing a house: On Oct. 9, around 7:22 a.m., it was reported that the cops showed up and caught ol’ thieving butt Raynell Armstrong, 27, of Amherst Street, while his butt he was still in the folk’s house, stealing.  Ray –Ray was charged with Breaking an Entering, Possession of Criminal Tools and Obstructing Official Business. Raynell was found inside some folk’s house that live onEast Tallmadge Avenue. When Mr. Shiesty spotted the cops he took off and ran from officers. He was apprehended after a short foot chase.

Carolyn, Rommy and Tajh busted for beating some folks with a belt: On Oct.16, around 7:25 a.m., a woman, Carolyn Crosier, 26, of Lake Street was charged with Aggravated Burglary. Officers were called to a house on Lake Street about some people who had broken in on some folk’s and started fighting.  It was later established that Carolyn, Roman Bryant and Tajh Thompson all had forced their way into some folk’s apartment and assaulted three people with baseball bats and belts. It is crazy for all three of these fools to be running together.

Why me? My 80 inch flat-screen TV is missing: On Oct. 12, around 3:00 in the morning, some big strong bastard broke into a house in the 500 block ofFlora Avenue.  The cops are not sure how this creep crept in but he walked away with three nail guns, a circular saw, and dude’s 80" flat-screen TV.  Ooooh!  I didn’t know they even made them that big.  Please somebody tell on this dude.

Ooops! Who in the hell left the gate open: On Oct.14, around 10:34 a.m., it was reported that the Firestone Park Storage facility had been broken into over on South Main Street. The thieves busted into a locker and took a 2009 Team Spirit enclosed trailer and drove right out off the gate. Oooops!

How in the hell can they steal a refrigerator and not be seen: On Oct. 11, around noon, it was reported that some chumps broke into a vacant home over in the 100 block of Lake Street. The cops are not sure how these rogues got in, but they took the whole damn furnace and a big ace hot water tank. C’mon!  Ya’ll, I know somebody saw something, tell on these ghetto rogues and get paid. Call Crime Stoppers.

Drea is busted for lying and having drugs in her house: On Oct.16, around 7:20 a.m., it was reported that a 20-year-old Andrea Mae Morris, who lives on Silvercrest Avenue, was charged with lying by Tampering with Evidence and Obstructing Official Business. Andrea was found to be hiding drugs in her home. Is she crazy?  She should know if they searching the house they gone find it. See yeah Miss Drea.

The Gall! Some thug broke in a dude’s house and stole his shotgun:On Oct. 16 around 7:20 a.m., it was reported that some low down thug had broke in a dude’s house over on Upson Street, between 6 a.m. – 1:49.p.m., the thug entered through the back door and stole a shotgun, a Kindle Fire, Cruze Tablet, BluRay player, computer monitor and digital camera. The bastard even took the security camera.  Ya’ll need to hurry up and catch this dog because now he is armed and dangerous.

Ghetto queen Chrissy busted driving Cadillac Escalade as get away in Robbery: On Oct.13, around5 p.m., officers responded to a burglary-in-progress call for a house in the 800 block of Bellevue Avenue. The suspects forced open a back kitchen window to get into the house. As officers arrived, they saw a black, 2005, Cadillac Escalade in the driveway.  A female was the driver and two males were walking down the driveway to the SUV and got in. The two thugs spotted the cops and took off running. One rascal was caught immediately, and the other chump, nabbed after a brief foot chase. Arrested was Robert Lightner, 41, Telly Watson, 37, and Christina Bour, 27, all of Canton.  A bunch of old-behind scoundrels like this, you’d think they would know better. This morning they got breakfast in their new home, the Summit County Jail.

See ya’ll!

Columbus Ohio

Freaky dude is spotted riding his bicycle through the park buck naked: Oooowe! I know the joggers were in shock when they saw this fool cruising through the park on his bike and letting it all hang out. On Oct. 8, around 12:55 in the afternoon in broad daylight, several calls were received from joggers and folks’ just taking their afternoon stroll through theNorthBankPark, who reported that there was some freaky dude riding a bicycle through the park and he was buck-naked. One lady said she would know this clown anywhere and she gave the cop’s a description of what he looked like. Within minutes, Mr. Nude was arrested and charged with Public Indecency.  See Yeah!

Damn if some thug didn’t just stick up Family on Hall Road: It is damn near too dangerous for folk’s to even have a job in a retail store, and you can’t leave home without some clown breaking in your house. What are we to do? On Oct. 10, around 9:02 p.m., a tall, skinny dude walked into the Family Dollar store on Hall Road, pretending to be a customer. The jerk told the clerk that he had a gun and this was a stick up. The clerk started removing money from the resister, but not fast enough, which made the crook nervous. At that point, the crook jumped over the counter and started stuffing money into the bag himself. After snatching the rest of the Cash the chump ran out of the store. 

Punks exchange gunfire after leaving house party, but nobody hurt: On Oct. 14, at 12:32 a.m., a group of punks, after leaving a house party on Northtowne Boulevard, were sitting in what is believed to be a stolen car. The thugs took off in the car, pulled around the corner, jumped out and took off, leaving the vehicle. Like always, nobody saw nothing, heard nothing or knew nothing. Snitching brings cash.

Light skinned dude with dreads and a raggedy looking goatee robs UDF: On Oct. 10, a crook walked into the United Dairy Farmers store onWest Broad Street, pretended like he had a gun and told the clerk to fork over all the cash. The clerk didn’t give this fool any lip and put the money in a bag and he took off running. About two hours later the cops got another call that a thug was in another store stealing and fit the description of the above robber to a tee. If you know something, say something and help take our streets back from these punks. 

Slick dude buys item with counterfeit money and retuned it for cash: Back in June, a guy went into Macy’s Department store onHamilton Road, and made a purchase with seven counterfeit $ 50.00 dollar bills. Security cameras show the same dude bringing the item back and getting a cash refund. The slick perpetrator is described as a tall, heavy-set Black dude in his 30s. The cops are on the look out for this one because they say he’s got a lot of nerve.  If you know who he is call Crime Stopper’s at (614) 645-8477.

Who in the hell shot Micah, Shane and his girlfriend in their legs: There was a straight-up ambush on Oct. 13, around 2:28 a.m., when a young 19-year-old woman, Micah Broadnax, a dude, Shane Baxter, 18, and his 16 year old girlfriend all left a party and all got shot in their legs by some ornery cuss who just started shooting at them for nothing. All three were shot in their legs and were taken to a near by hospital and treated. The cops are looking for the crazy bastard who did this and if you know something, say something, because, with this kind of nut on the loose, you might be next. 

Black dude and Whitewoman are cohorts in cahoots snatching purses: Back in July of this year, as a woman and child were leaving the Kroger store onSoldano Boulevard, they were followed by a tall Black dude and lil short White woman. As the woman was getting in her car, the dude ran up and snatched her pocketbook and just as this happened, the lil’ short White woman pulled up in a red Nissan and he jumped in and they drove off. The guy is a husky dude about 6’ feet and wore a Chicago Bulls baseball cap. Miss Shorty is described as being thin, about 5’4, with her hair in a pony tail. Anyone with information on this Bonnie andClyde duo is asked to call Crime Stoppers.

Cleveland Ohio

Teresa’s ex-boyfriend, Tommy was over there whipping her behind: On Oct.22, around 12:24 a.m., a very pissed-off woman, named Teresa, who lives on Saranac Road, called and reported that her ex-boyfriend, Tommy McMillan, had just left her house after he whipped her behind , but he is still somewhere in the neighborhood.  A car was sent out to see if they could capture this rascal who does not respect October as being National Bully Awareness Month.

O’ freaky dude is starring at something in front of Yvonne’s house: On Oct.22, at about 12:50 a.m., a woman named Yvonne called in and reported that there was some freaky-looking dude standing out in front of her house screaming and talking to himself. Von said she is scared to death and ya’ll come and get this bastard before he does something strange. A unit was sent to check out who the dude was talking to and yelling at.  

Damn thief done broke into a car over at Preston’s auto repair shop: Around 12:52 a.m., a call was received from the owner of an auto mechanic shop in the 700 block of East 140^th Street. The angry owner, Preston, reported that some low-down, rotten thug had broken into a car at his shop that was waiting to be repaired. Would ya’ll please send a car out to investigate this matter.

Caller says suspicious-looking green car is parked in front of my house: On Oct. 22, around 12:53 in the morning, an alert resident in the 300 block of East 116^th Street, called and reported that a suspicious looking ol’ raggedy green car was parked out in front of their house and “we ain’t going in unit the police get here.” The call said that several homes had been broken into on their street earlier that day and they ain’t taking any chances.

Some lady set off the alarm at the Gross residence and can’t turn it off: On Oct. 22, around 8:20 a.m., an alarm monitoring service reported that they received a signal from the Gross residence located in the 18100 block ofShelton Avenue.

The alarm company said that somebody is in the house who does not know the code. 

A car was sent over to check out what was really going on in the house.