The Call & Post Police Blotter

Criminal of the week:

COLUMBUS OHIO

Dude wearing bright lime green shirt and gloves sticks up Speedway: On Nov. 14, at 5:40 a.m., a call was received from the Speedway Gas Station location at Harrisburg Pike, reporting that a little, short, skinny White dude with salt and pepper hair and a gray goatee had just robbed the joint. They said the odd thing about this fool was that he was wearing a bright lime green tee shirt and bright lime green gloves. Anybody with information about this nut is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-4141.

 

Akron Ohio

 

Low down thieves robbed the Hamburger Station at gunpoint: On Nov. 16, around 8 p.m., the Hamburger Station, at 710 South Canton Road, was robbed at gunpoint. Employees and customers said that one thug came into the restaurant and the other one stood outside as a lookout. The rascal inside pulled a gun and ordered employees and customers not to touch their cell phones as he demanded money from the registers. The two suspects are White males between 18 to 25 years old and both wearing a black ski masks, white zip-up hooded sweatshirts, black jeans and black gloves. Anyone with information is asked to contact our department.

No turkey and dressing for Samantha Brown and Zach on Thursday: On Nov. 16, around 7:27 a.m., it was reported that a 23-year-old Samantha Brown, who lives on Reed Ave., was busted and charged with Receiving Stolen Property. A dude named Zach Bedlion gave Madam Sam jewelry that had been stolen from a house in the 1500 block of Canadian Avenue. They pawned the jewelry at Ounce of Gold in Arlington Plaza. Zach is Samantha's boyfriend. The Canadian house is the home of Samantha's sister. The value of the jewelry taken was over $1,100.00.  Ya’ll know this is a crack head move. Ooooowee! Robbing your own sister, I don’t think so.  No Thanksgiving turkey for these two buzzards.

Damn! Big bully Reggie busted for beating up his woman again: This boy knows that he is too old for this kind of dumb stuff.  On Nov. 16, around 7:27 a.m., a big ol’ bully named Reginald Miller, 45, who lives on Lake Street, was arrested and charged with Domestic Violence, Obstructing Official Business and Disorderly Conduct for jumping on his woman.  Reg has a couple of prior convictions for domestic violence and beating up folks on 4-24-2000.  You know the story, “Baby I’m sorry and I ain’t ever gone do that again.”  This fool done caught another case over some stupid stuff and trying to control somebody. He’s going to learn to keep them paws to himself.

Angie knows she was wrong for breaking in those folk’s house: On Nov.16, around 7:27 a.m., it was reported that a 32-year-old chick, named Angela McDermott, who lives on Eastwood Avenue, was charged with Burglary. Angie broke into a neighbor’s house and stole a bunch of stuff. She was charged with Breaking and Entering.  Officers went to 2262 Eastwood Ave looking for Angela. They were informed that she was there, sleeping. They were told that she returned the night before with stolen items from the house next door. Officers found the glass broken out of an e/s door and an unsecured garage door on Eastwood. This sister sho-nuff needs some help and maybe she can get off that pipe.

Debbie is 55 and way too old to be out there fighting like she’s a child: On Nov. 16, around 7:27 a.m., it was reported that 55-year-old Deborah Reed, who lives on Lafollette Street, was charged with Domestic Violence. Deborah has a prior conviction for domestic violence dating back from 9-29-2010.  Bet-chu she will cool her rambunctious butt down sitting behind bars.

 

Columbus Ohio

 

Ray-Ray shot Brandon in his side and now he’s on the run: On Nov. 13, around 7 p.m.,  23-year-old Brandon Penick was walking near East Livingston and Greers Avenue, when a dude they call Ray-Ray pulled up in a silver/gold Dodge Durango, flashed his pistol and started blasting at Bran.  One of the shots hit him in his side and Ray-Ray drove off.  Brandon was taken to a near by hospital and treated for his injury.   Punk butt Ray-Ray is on the run.  If you see him, drop a dime and get paid. (614)645-4059

 

Skinny White dude went in and stuck up Thornton’s Gas Station: On Oct. 31, at 12:40 a.m., a clerk at the Thornton’s Gas Station over on Norton Road, called in and reported that they had just been robbed by a skinny White dude in his late 50’s.  The clerk said this chump wanted the money from all three of the cash registers. They said ol’ boy was wearing a black hoodie, jeans and some big white tennis shoes. The strange-looking character broke out running after he had received the cash. Be on the look out and call on his butt if you know who it is.

 

Oooowe! These crack heads have gone plum crazy robbing folks: On Nov.14, around 4:14 a.m., cops received a call from the United Dairy Farmers store over on Indianola Avenue, reporting that a young Black dude in his 20’s had just robbed the joint.   They said dude came up to the counter acted like he had a gun and demanded all the money. They said they knew this clown looked crazy and was smoking something because he was wearing a black jacket that was way too big, a multi-colored knit cap with tassels hanging down and dark framed eyeglasses. Ya’ll be on the lookout for this weirdo and be carful and call the cops if you know him.

 

Mike must be out of his mind shooting at his neighbor Kenny: On Nov. 15, at about 5:30 p.m., officers responded to a call in the 3400 block of Quinan Boulevard, for a reported shooting. Upon arrival the were met by 21-year-old Kenneth Norris and his lil’ lady-friend Marissa, 19, who was mad as hell and said that the idiot that  shot at them is their neighbor, Mikyle Bowie ,who lives next door.  They said that Mike is still somewhere in the area and he’s driving an all white Chevy Trailblazer.Anyone with information of the whereabouts of Mike is urged to call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-4141 

 

All this thug wanted was six cartons of Marlboro and just a lil’ cash: On Nov.15, at about 1 a.m., Sheriff Zach and his boys got a call that some creepy looking dude had just stuck up the Speedway Gas Station over on West Broadway Street. The clerk said that the robber looked like he is nuts.  He’s a little bitty short dude in his late 40s about 5’6 wearing a bright lime green tee shirt under a black hoodie, and some bright lime green gloves.  The clerk said that dude flashed a black pistol and told them this is a stick up.   Sheriff Zack said they think this is the same chump that’s been robbing gas station all around Columbus, primarily on the Westside. They say that this was the same fool that robbed them on November 12.  Now what you think?   

 

Sheriff Zach’s boys nab the ‘Green Glove’ bandit in traffic stop: Ain’t he stupid? They had seen and this nut’s butt in a video robbing the Speedway Gas Station.  On Nov. 16 around 11:40 a.m., deputies spotted the funny-looking dude Jerry Haywood driving around town, nabbed him and took him into custody as the suspect that robbed the Speedway station on West Broad Street, on November 15. A clerk later made a positive identification that it was “J’” that did the heist. You can bet ain’t gone be no turkey for this clown.

 

Crazy fool came back and shot up the party after they threw him out: Nov. 17, around 1:36 a.m., officers responded to a house party in the 1700 block of Clifton Avenue, after a report of multiple people being shot by some fool that they had an argument with earlier and had kicked his butt out for creating some drama. The partygoers said that they heard several shots ring out and several hit the front door striking two people in tier lower extremities.  Both people were transported to an area hospital and treated for their injuries and are in stable condition.  The cops say they don’t know who this butthole is but they are looking for him.  If you know something, say something. Call (614) 645-4141. 

 

Some thugs broke in and robbed Luke, and trashed his crib: I wonder what this whole thing was really all about, because don’t nobody know nothing, ain’t nobody saying nothing and didn’t nobody see nothing.  On Nov. 16, around 9:05 p.m., a call was recovered from a person in the 100 block of Clifton Court, reporting that there had been a shooting at that location. It was said that several guys were out front of an apartment building arguing when several shots rang out. One of the bullets hit Luke Cardinal. He was taken to an area hospital in stable condition. Later, Luke’s crib was ransacked. Stevie Wonder can see what this is all about, but if you know something call (614) 645-4141  

 

A Black dude in his 30s robbed Herbert’s Market and the customers:On Nov.13, at 9:49 a.m., a call was received from Herbert’s Market over on Sullivant Avenue, reporting that some thief in a grey hoodie and blue jeans had just stuck them up.  The clerk said that the ol’ bastard had some fake dreads in his head and looked wild and foolish as he pointed a pistol and told them that he wanted the money in the cash register and the dough that was in the safe. They said that during the robbery, a customer came in and dude made him lay on the floor and took his money.  The suspect got away with an undetermined amount of cash and if you know something, say something and tell on this maniac.

 

Thug was hit by a cop car, tased, shot at and he still kept running: This nut must have been stoned out of his mind. On Nov. 15, around 6:30 p.m., S.W.A.T. officers watched some nut go in and stick up the BMV License Services on Dilmont Road. During the robbery, this fool spotted the officers and took off running.  The officer tried to contain the area, but this clown, while running, was hit by a patrol car which hurled him into one of the officer chasing him, and he then got up and started running again.  This dude ran into the Family Dance Center and tried to go out the back door but was brought down after he was tased. Ooooowe! No turkey for this ornery crook. 

 

Cleveland Ohio

 

A momma wants to report her disrespectful son for domestic violence: What in the hell is wrong with this idiot? Doesn’t he know if his momma puts his behind out of her house, he doesn’t have anywhere else to go?   He’s stupid for abusing a mother’s love. Put his “A” out!  On Nov. 10 around 9:52 p.m., a heart-filled mother in the 1200 block of East 114^th Street, had no choice but to call the cops on her ol’ ungrateful son. She told the dispatcher that she wanted to file a Domestic Violence report on Junebug. Make him take his ol’ slacker behind somewhere else.  Good riddance!

 

There’s a stripped out blue Chevy Blazer in the day care’s parking lot: On Nov.17, at about 3:12 p.m., a call was received from a person in the 18900 block of Nottingham Road, who wanted to report that there was a stripped out blue Chevy Blazer in the parking lot of a children’s day care facility on that street. The caller said that the car had been there for the last 3 or 4 hours. A car was sent to check out what was going on with this truck that they said has been picked clean as a chicken.

 

Downtown cops are keeping their eye on two thuggish looking dudes: Around 9:55 p.m., on Nov. 10, a patrol car radioed to the dispatcher that they were following two roguish looking chumps on East 4^th and Huron, who are headed for the casino and they look like they are up to absolutely no good. They gave a description and asked our cars to be on the lookout for these two. 

 

 

 

Some scalawag is so high that he is passed out in front of our house: On Nov. 10, at 10:01 p.m., an angry resident who lives in the 11000 block of Revere Avenue, called and requested that the police come out, wake this trifling dope fiend up who had passed out right in front of their house and make him take his behind to where he lives. A car was sent out to remove this embarrassing slouching landmark from out in front of their property.

 

Somebody just spotted two suspicious looking dudes in the ally: Around 3:16 p.m., on Nov.17, a call was received from a concerned person in 6800 block of West Clinton who reported that there were two suspicious looking dudes in the ally behind Rite Aid’s who look like they ain’t up to no good and really they have no a rhyme or reason to be back there other than for some monkey business. A car was sent out to help these two clowns find what they were looking for which is trouble.

 

Fella called 911 but a woman is in background screaming and cussin’: What in the world is going on over there? On Nov. 10, at 9:58 p.m., a poor fella on Rustier Avenue, called 911 several times and he kept hanging up. With every call the dispatcher said that she could hear a woman in the background arguing like hell, cussin’ and screaming at the top of her voice. A car was sent out to check what was going on with what sounds like a very dysfunctional family.