Read this week's Police Blotter
Criminal of the week:
Tyreece shot in his right arm by thug at the Comfort Zone Bar: On Dec.12, at 1:07 a.m., a call came from the Comfort Zone Bar, located on East Livingston Avenue, reporting that a dude named Tyreece had pulled into the club’s parking lot just as some bonehead had just started shooting. “T” said when he heard the shots he tried to duck down and take cover, but it was too late and he had caught a stray bullet in his right arm. Tye said he ain’t got a clue of who shot or why but, it was just his luck to catch a stray bullet. Cops are looking into the incident. Tyreece will be ok.
Dude with tattoo around his eye stuck up the Jackpot Internet Café: On Dec.9, around 9:55 p.m., two thugs walked into the Jackpot Internet Café on Alum Creek Drive, and one of the guys flashed a black semi-automatic pistol and demanded that the clerk open up the cash register and give them all the cash. The one ornery dog even took one of the customer’s cell phone, which was totally unesscerary. Police are asking that anyone who might know something about this stick-up to please call (6140 645-41411 and maybe you’ll get paid.
Two ol’ buzzards rob Walgreens “Gimmee all the money in the drawer”: It’s a damn shame that regardless how old some folks get, they just can’t get it right and they don’t understand that at some point they’ll get busted. On Dec.14, around 11:05 a.m., two old birds in they’re late 40s went into the Walgreens on East Broad Street, and stuck the joint up. The clerk said they didn’t even imply or show any guns, one of the old buzzards told the clerk, “Gimmee all the money in the drawer.” The clerk complied and the two fools walked out. Cops are on the lookout.
Cops are headed to a house on East 119th to do a drug search: On Dec. 12, at 8:59 p.m., an officer radioed back to dispatch that they were headed for a house in the 2800 block of East 119 Street, to the downstairs unit to serve a drug warrant to some thug and that they were also going to search the house. A couple of other units were called in for back up just in case things got a little out of hand.
A gang of about 15 or 20 thugs are fighting like dogs on East 60: On Dec.12, around 9:02 p.m., a resident in the 1100 block of East 60 Street, called and said that all hell had broke loose on their street and about 15 to 20 thugs or more are out in the middle of the street fighting just like a pack of wild animals. Ya’ll need to hurry up and get here before they destroy each other. Several cars were dispatched to the area
Ashon says Emma and her folks downstairs are threatening her: On Dec. 12, around 9:09 p.m., a very frustrated woman named Ashon, who lives in the 3500 block of Seymour Avenue, called and reported that an ol’ crazy woman they call Big Emma who lives downstairs, is harassing and threatening her. Ya’ll need to come get this heffa before the sh## really hits the fan. A car was sent out to try and cool down these two hot headed sisstas before things get out of hand. Forreal-forreal!
Ya’ll come tell the repo- man to gimme my stuff out of my car:
Ya’ll know that some folks are just plain crazy, but in this case they have the legal right to retrieve their property from a repossessed car. On Dec.12, around 11 p.m., a woman named Victoria called and said that she was at a car lot on West 65 and Lorain Avenue, trying to get her personal property out of her car which had been repo-ed. Vick said she ain’t trying to have no drama with the lot owner, so would y’all please hurry up and get here before things get heated. A car was sent out to help mediate this very volatile situation.
Joe said that some thief stole the damn license plates off his car: On Dec.12, at 9 p.m., an angry dude named Joe who lives in the 1400 block of East 86th Street, called and reported that some rotten bastard had taken the license plates off of his Ford Focus. A unit was sent out to assure poor Joe that they will be on the lookout to try and recover his stolen plates.
An alarm signaled that somebody just opened the kitchen window: On Dec. 12, at 9:07 p.m., an alarm company called CPD and reported that they just received a signal that somebody had possibly crawled through the kitchen window of a house in the 900 block of East 147 Street. A car was sent out to check the situation out.
A big, raggedy maroon Mitsubishi is parked out front with no plates: On Dec.12, at 9:15 p.m., a family who lives in the 3500 block of East 106Street, called and asked the police if they would please come out and check out who this big, raggedy maroon Mitsubishi belongs to, because it has no plates on it and it’s probably stolen. A unit was sent out to take a report and run the vin number in order to see who this big ol’ jalopy belongs to.
Chantel on East 74 says her baby’s daddy Deon is there raising hell: Ha Mercy! Here’s another fool out at his baby’s momma’s house raising hell like he is crazy and probably all over something stupid. On Dec.12, an angry woman named Chantel who lives in the 1000 block of East 74 Street, called and said that her baby’s daddy whose name is Deon is there threatening her and she would like his butt removed. She said this crazy man is sitting on her porch and he say he ain’t going no damn where
*What’s up with all these 911 hang up calls?
Why does Steve keep calling 911 and hanging up: Around 9:05 p.m., on Dec. 12, a dispatcher got sick and tired of a clown named Steve who lives in the 4200 block of West 30 Street, after he kept calling 911 and hanging up. If it is that serious don’t hang up tell them what is going on. A car was sent out to see why this dufus keeps calling the police and hanging up. What’s up with that?
Lady on Lakeview Road called 911 several times and hung up: At 9:20 p.m., on Dec.12, there were several 911 calls received from a lady at a house in the 1300 block of Lakeview Road, who kept asking for the police but, she kept hanging up. A car was sent out to see what was up.
Paulette on Somerset Ave. called 911 a bunch of times, what’s up?: On Dec. 12, at around 9:21p., several calls were received from a woman name Paulette who live in the 9900 block of Somerset Avenue, and right after each call Paulette hung up the phone. The dispatcher was wondering what in the hell is going on out there after she called back and a juvenile answered and they hung up. A car was sent out to check the situation.
Lil’ ornery 12 year old gal just slapped her momma in the face: Oooowe! Don’t even try that with my momma. She would tell you, I brought yo behind in here and I will take yo butt out. Where in the world do these kids get off now-a-days fighting their parents? On Dec. 12, at around 9:31 p.m., a call came in from a woman named Denna who lives on West 25 Street, reporting that her lil’ fast behind 12 year old daughter had slapped her in the face and ran down the street. She said that Miss Fass Butt is wear a blue jean jacket and jeans. Would ya’ll please hurry up and get there. WOW!
The alarm at the Tuner residence on Hilbert just went off: On Dec. 12, at around 9:27 p.m., an alarm company called in and reported that the front door alarm had just signaled that somebody had entered and no one is supposed to be there at this time. Whoever it is, they don’t know the pass code. A car was rushed out to see what was going on.
A crack head is casing a vacant house on Coltman for the plumbing: On Dec.12, at 9:32 pm., an alert resident in the 100 block of Coltman Avenue, called and reported that some scruffy looking dude wearing dark cloths keeps going in and out of the vacant house next door. They believe that he is casing out the house to come back and steal the copper plumbing. A unit was sent out to try and beat ol’ dude at his own game.
A woman is at the House of Blues drunk as a skunk and raising hell: On Dec. 12, around 9:38 p.m., a call came in from the manager at the House of Blues downtown, reporting that there was a woman there who is drunk as a skunk and she’s raising hell. “Yall need to come get this lady.” A car was sent out and by the time cops arrived they found Miss Lady passed out in a chair and the mangers pointing at her telling them to take her butt out of there.
Would ya’ll please send somebody to stop this damn dog from barking: Around 9:42 p.m., on Dec12, some fed up neighbors in the 3700 block of East 59 Street, called and reported that they are sick and tired of hearing that damn dog next door yapping. He has been baking all evening and ya’ll need to send somebody out here to shut him the hell up. The dispatcher said that she would send animal control out to see why Fido wouldn’t be quiet.
Shots fired on East 173Street: At 9:43 p.m., on Dec.12, several calls were received from residents on East 173 Street, reporting that they had heard a number of shots on their street. A unit was sent out to see what was up. Some of these chumps just can’t wait for New Years to squeeze off some rounds.
Why is this drunk passed out in front of my restaurant on Cain Ave?: At 9:41 p.m., on Dec.12 a very pissed off owner of a restaurant on Cain Avenue, called and requested that the cops come out and make an arrest or make this drunk get up and move on. The owner said this dude had passed out and is sleeping on the bench right in front of his business. Damn! I’m sure business ain’t that great for the owner to let this chump mess up what little that he has. A car was sent out to wake dude up and make him move on.