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Ya’ll help find two shiesty punks that shot Dominick in his testicles:Columbus – On Fed.3, around 9:44 p.m., a caller reported that a fella named Dominick was standing near a building in the 3300 block of Maize Road, when two dudes, all dressed in black, came out from the ally and, for no known reason, shot him in his groin, “Oh Lawd!” After the shooting, the two punks took off running. “D” was transported to an area hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.

Ol’ ornery gal smacked her daddy down; he got up and shot at her: Columbus – On Feb.1, at about 12:15 a.m., a caller reported that a 50-year-old man named Steve was banging on the door at his daughter’s house in the 2100 block of Dawnlight Avenue. The daughter, age 20, opened the door, they started arguing, and she swung on her daddy, knocking him down. Ol’ Stevie got up, pulled his pistol and fired several shoots at his daughter, Marnaro, as she was running away. Although none hit her, Mr. Daddy was charged with domestic violence. What ever happened to love and happiness in the family?

Woman busted at Saks stealing $2,900 worth of Louie Vuitton: Beachwood – On Feb.2, around 10:46 a.m., police responded to a call at Saks Fifth Avenue, where a woman had been busted stealing $2,965 worth of merchandise from the Louis Vuitton section of the store. Miss Lady with the exquisite taste was charged with felony-grand theft, shoplifting, trespassing and a bunch of other stuff and she was hauled off to jail without incident. But, then what could she say?

Oooowe! Crazy Phil done spit in the policeman’s face: Columbus – On Sept.7, around 8:15 p.m., an off-duty policeman was working at the German Village Giant Eagle on East Whittier Street, when a guy name Phillip Reed, that been told to stay out of the store, came in. The cop told Phil that he was trespassing and proceeded to place him under arrest. Phil got pissed off and lunged and spit in the cop’s face. Well! Phil’s got a new home at the Franklin County Jail. He was charged with Assault, Harassment with a Bodily Substance, Criminal Trespassing and a bunch of other stuff. Now let him spit on that.

Old geezer in his 70s just robbed CVS and threatened to kill the clerk: Columbus – On April 18, at about 2:00 p.m., the Franklin County Sheriff, in Columbus, reported that some old fool, about 70, with white hair, a white beard and a white moustache and no “teef,” went into the CVS Drug Store on West Broad Street, flashed a pistol, and told the clerk to give up the cash or die. The clerk complied with the grouchy old geezer by placing the money in a plastic bag and handed it over to him. The clerk said pops hobbled out of the store and was last seen swaggering south towards Murry Hill Road. Granpaw knows he needs to quit.

Husband on Silsby Road arrested for beating his wife:University Heights – On the morning of March 5, a woman went into the UHPD and stated that her husband beat her and knocked her down in the mud. She told how an argument started when he came home, about 4:10 am, drunk and she asked him “where you been?” As she started to leave the house he began beating her and threw her crutches on her car. The crutches are from an injury received from a prior altercation. She said when she tried to call police he took her cell phone and broke it and threw it at her. Police went to the home and arrested him for domestic violence.

Angry daughter calls cops on step-daddy for beating her momma: Cleveland –  On May 6, at around 10:07 p.m., a much fed-up stepdaughter called in on some dude in the 3700 block of Poe Avenue. She reported that she is sick and tired of this chump whipping on her momma. This fool is drunk and every time he starts drinking he starts a fight. Ya’ll go over there and put his behind in jail for domestic violence.

Clown on 79^th shooting potatoes out of some kind of rocket launcher: Cleveland – On Feb.10, at 10:18 p.m., there were several calls from residents in the 4000 block of East 79^th Street, who reported that there was some clown on their street shooting something that sounded like a bazooka or a cannon gun. The dude, who is wearing a black hoodie, was last seen jumping into a burgundy car headed down the street. A unit was rushed out to East 79, to see what this wacko was doing.

17 year old girl shot in the behind while running to take cover:

Columbus – On July 8, at about 1:59 a.m., police were called to a house in the 3000 block ofEast Moreland Drive, where two groups of hoodlums were fighting and had started shooting at each other. During the fight, a 17-year-old, innocent bystander was shot in the behind as she was running to take cover from all the shenanigans and shooting. The young lady was taken to and area hospital where the bullet was removed from her butt. Police are looking for the thugs that shot her.

Naked woman gets out of shower, sees intruder and stabs him: Columbus – On July 12, at 4:45 p.m., a 20-year-old woman on Summit Street, was taking a shower when she thought she heard a strange noise. She got out of the shower, grabbed a butcher knife she had for protection and discovered Derek Miller standing in her apartment. When “D” realized that the buck naked woman had a butcher knife he tried to run past her. Bam! She stabbed him in his damn back, but the fool kept running. Derek was later found a few blocks away bleeding like a hog. Sorry! The cops still hauled his stuck butt off to jail.

Laqweeta is calling, complaining about her step-daddy hassling her:

Cleveland –  On April 26, at around 9:16 a.m., a call was received from a woman named Laqweeta on East 134^th Street, who was complaining that her step-daddy was hassling her and won’t let her get her property out of the house.  So happens that her step-daddy is also her land lord. Who really knows what this is really about? This is a little deeper than just a landlord/tenant problem. A car was sent out to try and cool these two hot-heads down.

Ain’t no excuse, Andrew is just a damn thief: Columbus – On April 5, around 11 a.m., Sheriff Zach Scott’s boys hauled in a rogue named Andrew Minney, because this chump has been breaking in folk’s houses like he’s on something. After an investigation, they said that Andy has broken into over 14 homes, he is charged with 10 counts of burglary, 5 counts of receiving stolen property, 2 counts of breaking and entering, felony theft, criminal damaging, and stealing somebody’s car. The police are still coming up with other stuff this dude did. All together this thug has got over 26 charges.   His butt is truly on the hot seat!

The police are looking for a petty thief for stealing $5: Akron – On Sept.18, at 7:20 a.m., it was reported that the cops believe it was a petty thief named Kameron M. Powel who stole $5 from a house at 473 Hammel Street. The family doesn’t know how this fool got in, but they know it was him that took their last five dollars.

Her nasty mouth ex-boyfriend is there and refusing to leave: Cleveland – Around 10:01 p.m. on March 25, a very angry woman, who lives in the 1900 block of West 52^nd Street, called 911 and reported that her ornery ex-boyfriend is there acting a fool, chasing people around and refusing to leave. A car was sent out to check out Mr. Tuff Stuff.

Jordon busted for slapping his baby momma who is 7 months pregnant: Akron – Now maybe this fool will keep his hands too himself! On July 26, it was reported that a 21-year-old, big bully named Jordon Lott, who lives onRomig Road, was arrested for not being able to keep his hands off other people. They say that “J” and his baby’s momma, who is 7 months pregnant, got into a heated argument and dude got mad and became physical by slapping her in the mouth. This chump should know that it is ok for a woman to say a lil’ extra when she is pregnant. “J, you ain’t the boss of me!”

Thug ordered pancakes and a Coke, then robbed the Waffle House:

Columbus – You know this sucka is stone nuts to place an order and then rob the joint. On July 23, around 12:21 a.m., a chump walked into the Waffle House on Westbelt Drive, sat down near the cash register and placed his order for a coke and stuff.  He then quietly slipped the waitress a note demanding that she give him the loot in the register.  She complied, and punk got up and ran like a bat of hell, straight out the front door.  Surveillance caught the whole thing on tape and the cops are looking for his butt.

Woman just stabbed a dude who triedto breakin herhouse: Cleveland –  Around 10:32 a.m., a woman flagged down a patrol car and told the officers that she had just stabbed some bastard who had tried to break into her house. The lady said that wherever he is; he’s bleeding like a gutted hog. The officers asked the dispatcher to call around and tell the various hospitals in the area to be on the look out for this wounded rascal who is also limping and bleeding profusely.

Damn! Ashley done punched her baby’s daddy in his face again:Cleveland – On Nov. 10, at 10:09 p.m., a female, Ashley Lewis, who lives in the 15100 block of Florida Avenue, called in and admitted that she had argued with her baby’s daddy after he wouldn’t leave her house and then she punched that sucka right in his face. She realized what she had done was wrong and had called the police on herself, she then called back trying to cancel the complaint. Oh hell no! Ready or not, here they come for your behind!

Minnie called the cops on her brother who is at her house acting a fool: Cleveland – I’ll bet he’ll get his ol’ crazy-acting butt out of her house when the police get there!  Around 9:43 p.m., on Nov. 10, a woman, Minnie, who lives in the 1000 block of East 111^th Street, called in and reported that her brother was at her house, arguing like hell, clowning and causing some drama. A car was sent out before Miss Sister Girl just lost it and clocked out on bro-man.

Angie knows she was wrong for breaking in those folk’s house:

Akron – On Nov.16, around 7:27 a.m., it was reported that a 32-year-old chick named Angela McDermott, who lives onEastwood Avenue, was charged with Burglary. Angie broke into the neighbor’s house and stole a bunch of stuff. She was charged with Breaking and Entering.  Officers went to2262 Eastwood Ave looking for Angela. They were informed that she was there, sleeping. They were told that she returned the night before with stolen items from the house next door. Officers found the glass broken out of a door and an unsecured garage door on Eastwood. The sista needs some help and maybe she can get off that pipe.

All this thug wanted was six cartons of Marlboro and just a lil’ cash: Columbus – On Nov.15, at 1:00 a.m., Sheriff Zach and his boys got a call that some creepy looking dude had just stuck up the Speedway Gas Station over on West Broadway Street. The clerk said that the robber looked like he is nuts. He’s a lil’ bitty short dude in his late 40s, about 5’6” and wearing a bright lime green tee shirt under a black hoodie, and some bright lime green gloves. The clerk said that this dude flashed a black pistol and told them this is a stick up. Sheriff Zack said they think this is the same chump that’s been robbing gas stations all around Columbus, primarily on the Westside. They say that this was the same fool that robbed them on November 12.