Dawn approached the victim as he was getting into his vehicle at the Acme #1 and demanded money from him. She made him drive to the ATM and withdraw some cash

Criminal of the week:

Cincinnati

Two crooks released from jail that morning were back in by afternoon: On Jan. 23, Willie Rowlett, 23, and his comrade Andrew Graham, 27, both had just been released from the county jail earlier in the day, at about 5:22 a.m., when both men were arrested, booked and tossed right back into the jail by 1:30 p.m. that afternoon. The two men are accused of beating and trying to rob a woman downtown around 10:30 a.m., at Mehring Way and Third Street.  Earlier, Cincinnati police had charged Rowlett with receiving stolen property and picked up Graham on minor outstanding warrants. This time they both were held on $50,000 bond and are scheduled to go before a judge again. Shame on both of these dummies, maybe well enough was not enough. 

Cincinnati

Women busted for stealing wallets from doctors’ offices and hospitals: On Jan.16, Cincinnati police caught up with and busted a theft ring of women as they were coming out of stores with shopping carts full of merchandise.

Police said these terrorizing heffas had been traveling in an old raggedy Ford Windstar van with a missing hubcap. They have been spotted on surveillance video from stores, but have not been apprehended.  The thieves walked into nurses’ stations at hospitals and into doctors’ offices, looking for purses. An employee of a cosmetic surgery practice said her wallet was taken and $4,000 was charged to her credit cards and pulled from her bank account.

Three Black dudes armed with a shotgun robbed Pizza Hut: On Jan. 16, Hamilton County Sheriff’s deputies say three Black men, one armed with a shotgun, robbed a Pizza Hut restaurant located in the 9900 block of Colerain Avenue. The three bandits demanded money upon entering the business and employees complied. The suspects fled on foot with an undetermined amount of cash.  No one was injured. A sheriff’s canine unit tracked the suspects but was unsuccessful in finding them. If you know something, say something by calling the sheriff’s office at 513-825-1500 or Crime stoppers at 513-352-3040. 

Anton is busted for $40,000 copper tubing heist: On Jan.18, a dude named Anton, age 30, was arrested on charges of theft, possessing criminal tools and vandalism. According to a police report, Anton was an employee of Vall Refrigeration and, on three separate occasions, stole a total of $40,700 with of copper while making service calls at the Reading Road IGA. Officers said Anton took 920 feet of copper pipe and two condensing units from the store.  Look out “A” here comes the judge!

Mt. Airy is back open after being robbed of $ 271.00 at gun point: Thornton's at Colerain Ave. and North Bend in Mt. Airy is back open after being robbed at 4:30 a.m. Friday morning.  The suspect threatened the clerk with a gun, demanding cash, Cincinnati Police Sgt. James Givens said.  The crook took off running with about $271 in cash.  Detectives are reviewing surveillance video, but if you know something, say something, and call Crime Stoppers to get paid when they catch rogue.

Columbus

Jarvis must be crazy! Out there shooting at Tameeka and Artesha: On Jan. 10, at about 4:04 p.m., a call was received from a home in the 1300 block of Lockbourne Road, reporting that a 32 year old woman  named Tameeka and her 27 year old girlfriend Artisha had been shot by an 18 year old dude named named Jarvis Carter. According to the two women there was no rhyme or reason why they got shot. Anyone with information of the whereabouts of “J,” drop a dime on his butt and get paid.

C’mon now! Some nut just robbed United Dairy Farmers again: On Jan.18, around 3:50 a.m., it was reported from the United dairy Farmers store on East Hudson Street, that a dude in a bright blue hoodie wearing a black ski mask had came into the store and acted like he had a gun in a white plastic bag and demanded that the clerk give up the loot.  Not sure what this idiot would do the clerk complied.  If you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers at (614) 461-4665 

Po’ Liz was just standing there watching a fight and caught a bullet: On Jan. 18, at 2:28 p.m., some knuckleheads got into a squabble in a parking lot on East Livingston Avenue and young woman name Elizabeth was just standing there watching as the several males as they argued when one guy pulled out a gun and stared shooting into the crowd. Before poor Liz could take cover, one of the shots hit her in the leg. She was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for her injuries. Other than being pissed off, Miss Liz is going to be fine. Cops are looking for the ornery shooter. Your tip can get you paid, call Crime Stoppers (614) 641- 4665   

Dude fought like hell to save his beer but the two thugs won: On Dec. 29, around 6:36 p.m., a dude and his 9 year old child was walking down Cleveland Avenue, when two chumps approached him and demanded that he give up the four bottles of beer that he had in a bag. One of the chumps sucka-punched him, the other chump was trying to snatch his bag. The punch damn near knocked him out and he had to let go of the four bottles of ale.    Its’ a damn shame a man can’t even go get a cold beer without being robbed.  If you know the ornery bastards that did this drop a dime and get paid.

A heated altercation leads to Pablo stabbing Vasquez: On Jan. 21, at around 6:55 p.m., a call was received from Apt. # C of a building over on Northmeadows Boulevard, reporting that two dudes got into a heated argument which led to a tussle. During the scuffle, Mr. Vasquez pulled out a knife and stabbed Pablo several times causing the fight to end abruptly. He was taken to a nearby hospital and treated. A short time later, Mr. “V” was arrested and charged. Dum cluck!

Akron

Two thugs busted in driveway of vacant house waiting for pizza man: Around midnight on Jan. 22, two patrol officers were in the 900 block ofAllendale Avenue when they observed a pizza delivery driver for Pizza Hut looking for an address. The officers stopped and talked to the delivery driver, who reported he apparently was called to a vacant house to deliver food.  Officers had spotted a dark blue, 2000 Hyundai Tiburon backed into a nearby driveway.  The two male occupants had the vehicle engine running and their seats all reared back. When officers approached the car, the two males told them that they were waiting to hook up with some girls. The two gave the officers consent to search the car. Officers recovered two white hockey masks and a loaded .380 handgun.   Damn fools busted!  

Pizza man robber is scared off by car’s loud horn and flashing lights: On Jan.19, around 10 p.m., officers responded to a robbery in the 900 block of Clement Street of a delivery driver. The delivery driver for Domino’s Pizza, located on East Market Street, reported he had just delivered food on Clement Street, and was walking back to his car when the suspect approached him. The suspect had a handgun and demanded money. The driver ran back towards the house screaming “Get out of here!” The suspect then approached the delivery driver’s car when the driver hit his car alarm, activating the horn and lights. The suspect then ran west bound towards Ray Street without taking anything.  If you know something, say something and tell on this stupid cluck.
What the hell is going on? Papa John’s pizza man stuck up and shot: On Jan.23 around 1:00am it was reported that a delivery driver for Papa John’s Pizza, located on East market Street, was robbed then shot while delivering food in the 400 block of Alexander Street. The victim, a 32 year old male, reported he was shot in the arm after being robbed. The victim was transported to Akron City Hospital where his injuries do not appear to be life threatening.   The suspect is black male wearing dark clothing.   Ya’ll be on the look out for these low down chumps done gone crazy.  If you know something, say something and get paid. Call Crime Stoppers.

Antonio is in hot water for hitting his pregnant baby’s momma: On Jan. 22, around 7:35 a.m., it was reported that a dude Antonio Burney, 23, was arrested and charged with Domestic Violence and is in plenty hot water for punching his baby’s momma... Antonio was intoxicated and started a fight with the victim who is pregnant. He assaulted the victim and punched the victim in the face several times. Big dummy, his family can kiss his butt good-bye because here comes the judge.

O’ thieving Kelly knows that her butt is hit and she going to do some time: On Jan.22, around 7:35 a.m., it was reported that Kelly Buck, age 33, ofGreenwood Avenue, and was charged with Theft and Forgery. Kelly worked as a caregiver through caregiver from August through December 2012. During that time she was working at the victim's home and stole several checks and utilized the victim's debt card in the amount of $17,249.70. See Yeah Kell!

Ooooowe! Ya’ll check out what crazy Mike did at Macy’s: On Jan.2, at 7:35 a.m., it was reported that a 23-year-old Mychael Andrews, ofHerman Avenue, got busted and was charged with Aggravated Robbery, Carrying a Concealed Weapon and Receiving Stolen Property. Mychael attempted to leave the Macy's store atChapel Hill without paying for merchandise. Store security discovered he had a pistol on him. Mike pushed one security guard through a glass display and threatened other staff that he had another pistol before he fled the store. The gun was found to be stolen.  Mike knows he’s got to be plum stupid.

 John must be smoking crack, cops nabbed him stealing gutters: On Jan. 22, around 7:35 a.m., it was reported that a 36-year-old John Stantiago of East Market Street, was busted and charged with Breaking and Entering. Officers were sent to a house on Roselawn Avenue, after receiving a call that some fool was on the roof of the house taking gutters and stripping the siding.   When cops arrived they found John’s behind inside the vacant home taking cooper pipes and he was taken into custody. That is it for poor John.

Alton busted after the ride he carjacked at gunpoint ran out of gas: On Jan. 22 around 7:35 a.m., Alton Dubrock, 54, of Winchester, Kentucky was charged with Aggravated Robbery and Kidnapping. Alton got into a stopped car with the engine running and a passenger inside. He ordered the passenger to give directions on how to get onto the expressway and made the passenger ride along at gunpoint.   He let the passenger out at I77 at Odom Boulevard off ramp. As Alton continued his plight he ran out of gas down the street at Ghent Road. As Mr. “A” then continued on foot. He was apprehended a short time later by the Bath PD K9 unit, after he forced his way into a family’s home on Northshore Drive in Bath Twp.   Looks like John has got a bad buzzard’s luck on a cloudy day.  He can’t kill nothing and won’t nothing die.

Dawn knows she is too old and that she should quite her foolishness: On Jan 22, around 7:35 a.m., it was reported that a 53-year-old Dawn Mann, ofNorth Hawkins Street, was arrested and charged with Aggravated Robbery and Kidnapping. Dawn approached the victim as he was getting into his vehicle at the Acme #1 and demanded money from him. She made him drive to the ATM and withdraw some cash and then made him drive her to an address on North Hawkins and drop her off. I can’t believe that she made the victim drive her home. Ya’ll know sh’e smoking. Bye Dawn!

Can somebody please tell me what in the hell is up with this one?: On Jan 22, at 7:35 a.m., it was reported that a 19 year old obsessed dude, Cody Sturgeon, of Oakhurst Drive, in Munroe Falls, was charged with Burglary. Cody forced his way into a house in the 600 block of Darrow Road to talk to his girlfriend who had refused to see or talk to him and who had decided to move on with her life. This fool is one of those kind who just can’t be quit. The judge can show him better than he can tell him.