This week's Police Blotter

Criminal of the week:

Cleveland, Ohio

Man caught his brother smoking dope in his house and called the cops: Would ya’ll please come and get this disrespectful rascal out of my house right now, I’ve told him not to be getting high in my house. On Jan. 29, around 9:09 p.m., a dude named Kevin who lives onGlenboro Avenue, caught his brother smoking dope in his house and called the police on him. Kev was probably sick and tired of telling this joker not to get high in his house and warned him that he was going call the police the next time he caught him. Booom, busted!

Cleveland

Jose said it was a White dude and a Black woman who jumped him: On Jan. 29, at about 9:04 p.m., a dude named Jose called from a house on West 84^th and reported that he had just been beat up by a White boy and a Black woman.  A unit was sent out to help poor Jose locate these two bandits.

Ha’ mercy! They think somebody broke in Calvary Baptist Church:Ha mercy! On Jan. 29, at about 9:01 p.m., an alarm was received reporting that the Calvary Baptist Church in the 2000 block of East 79^th Street, had just been broken into because the back door had just been jarred. A unit was sent out to see if they could not catch this heathen in action.

Ya’ll hurry! A 16 year old boy on E. 140^th just smacked his momma: What in the hell has gotten into you?  On Jan.29, around 9:08 p.m., a call was received from a residence in the 3400 block of East 140^th Street. inapartment # 6. The caller reported that her ol’ mannish butt 16 year old son had just slapped her in the face. I’m sure she wanted them to hurry up and get there, because as the old statement goes “I brought you in here and I will take you out.” A car was rushed over before the situation got worst.  Now let him try to smack the police!

Two mugs all dressed in black just robbed a dude on St.Clair: It’s a damn shame; people can’t even walk down the streets of certain areas without fear of some clown robbing them. This has got to stop. On Jan.29, around 9:07 p.m., a caller near the corner of St. Clair and Evangelina Avenue, reported that a man had just been robbed by two thugs all dressed in black, with a black hand gun. A car was sent out to see if they could catch the hood rats who still might be in the area. Good luck!

Shaker Police is chasing a dude and needs back-up: Oooowe! I keep telling ya’ll these suburban police are not a joke. They are going to catch your butt if you commit a crime in their neighborhood. On Jan. 29, at about 9:05 p.m., all hell broke loose when the Shaker Heights Police chased a dude all the way down to 131^st andHampstead Avenue.  The dispatcher said that SHPD needed help trying to catch this scoundrel who bailed out of a car and was on foot.  He is wearing a grey hoodie and blue jeans. Several cars were rushed to the scene to assist.

Miss Jones says her 14 year old daughter is cussin and making threats: On Jan.29, at about 8 p.m., a very distraught mother called in and reported that her 14 year old daughter had just cussed her out and now she is threatening her. A car was sent out to help mommy settle her dispute with her mouthy young.  What’s up with these kids today cussin out they’re mommas.  My momma would have knocked out all of my teeth, but this is a different day and time.

Somebody on Talford Avenue keeps calling 911 and hanging up: Around 9:02 p.m., on Jan.29, after several 911 hang up calls had been received from a house in the 17100 block on Talford Avenue, a car was sent out to check out just what the hell was going on. If you need them call them, but if you are not serious, don’t call the cops. They are already short handed. A car was sent out to investigate. Quit playing on the phone!

A White woman is staggering down Denison drunk as Cootie Brown:

On Jan.29, around 9:11 p.m., several calls were received from residents and passer- bys, who reported that there was a White woman, either very high or she is drunk as a Cootie Brown and she is in the middle of Denison Avenue staggering down the street. A unit was sent out to try and rescue “Good Golly Miss Molly” before some other drunk idiot ran her over.

Dude is walking down Community College Ave. talking to hisself: Folk’s who live in the projects along Scovill are used to seeing folk walking down the street talking to themselves, but this dude was different. On Jan.29, at around 9:12 p.m., there were several calls from people in the area of East 30^th   and Community College Avenue, reporting that there was some guy walking down the street with a violin case talking to himself very loud, but what is frightening is that they don’t know what this nut has in that violin case. Several cars were rushed out to try and calm the hysteria and nerves of the potential audience of this mysterious violinist.

A grown woman on East 79^th says a young girl just jumped her: This is truly a strange one and I don’t know what this was about.  On Jan. 29 at around 9:14 p.m., a call was received from a grown woman over on East 79^th andWoodland Avenue, who reported that a young juvenile girl had just jumped on and assaulted her. A car was sent out to check out what was going on and to see what this was all about.

A woman about 65 years old and over 6 feet tall is on Superior drunk: Dang! Here is another report about some woman who is in the middle of the street drunk as hell, but this time they say that this is an old woman about 65 years old and over 6 ft. tall, walking down Superior near East 47^{th. .} On Jan.29, at 9:13 p.m., there were several calls from residents over on East 47^th nearSuperior Avenue, who reported that there was an old sista out in the street and she is drunk as a skunk. Ya’ll hurry up and come and get this one. Shame, shame, shame!  A car was sent out to help “Long Tall Sally” get back up on the sidewalk.   

Denisha on 52^nd says her cousin Kayla is there raising hell: On Jan. 29, around 9:13 p.m., a very angry woman named Denisha over on East 52^nd Street, called and reported that her cousin Kayla, who lives with her, is cussin’ her out, raising hell and talking junk about what she is gonna do to somebody. A car was sent out to help settle this volatile family feud.

An officer is in a foot chase with a dude over on 152^nd and Storer: Around 8:56 a.m., on Feb. 1, an officer radioed for help and back up to help him catch a dude that he had pulled over on Storer Avenue, and now he was in a hot pursuit foot chase after this joker bailed out the car and took off running. The car is still sitting in the middle of the street with the door wide open and the dude is running like a bat out of hell. Several cars were rushed to the area to help him capture this track star.

Guardian Alarm Company said somebody just went in the side door: On Feb. 1, around 8:58 a.m., the Guardian Alarm Company called and reported that they had received a signal that someone had just went in the side door of a house that they monitor on 146^th and Edgewood Avenue. The alarm company said that whoever it is in the house and don’t know that they have triggered the alarm. A car was sent over to check out the situation.

An alarm is going off over at a business on West 6^th Street: On Feb. 1, around 9:07 a.m., an alarm company called Cleveland Police and said that the front door to the offices of the S.C. Marketing Company on West 6^th Street, had just gone off and whoever is in there doesn’t know the code. A car was rushed over to see just what was going on or was this a real breaking and entering case.

Some fool just busted the front window at Charter One Bank: Around 9:09 a.m., on Feb. 1, just after opening, an employee named Riana at the Charter One Bank on East 62^nd and St.Clair called and asked if a unit could come out and take a report about a window that someone busted. A car was sent out to take the report. The suspect wasGOA and UTL.

Husband and wife are fighting in the parking lot at Family Dollar: Around 9:18 a.m., on Feb.1, an employee at the Family Dollar onPearl Road, called and reported that all hell had broken loose and that a man is trying to fight off his wife. They are in their parking lot scrapping. The caller also reported that the wife is  drunk and has gone nuts. Several cars were sent out the break up this drunken brawl.

Looks like a Toyota with Porto Rico license plates is stolen: On Feb. 4, at about 11:31 a.m., an officer radioed back to dispatch for them to check and verify a VIN number on a light green Toyota with Porto Rico license plates that he had stopped.  The officer read off the suspicious looking VIN number and it first came back as Jeep 2000, and a second as a 2000 Pontiac out of Parma, Ohio, and then another came back as a 2007 Toyota.  The last thing that came back was that the car had been taken without the keys. What in the hell is going on here? Something is fishy, yeah think!

Elsie on West 75^th keeps calling 911 and hanging up: On Feb. 4, at about 11:35, a stressed out dispatcher radioed and asked if there is any car in the area of the 1400 block of West 75^th Street, would they please go by and check out a woman named Elsie who keeps call 911 and telling them to “send the police ya’ll know what this is all about” and than she hangs up. Please somebody, anybody, please go out and check out what she is talking about.  

Somebody just broke out a house window at East 156^thSt.: Around 11:36 a.m., on Feb. 4, an alarm company called and reported that someone had just broken out the den window of a house in the 300 block of East 156^th Street. Any car in that area can take that call. There were several, yes!

All points bulletin: Be on the lookout for a stolen 1995 Jimmy truck:

Around 11:41 a.m., on Feb.4, a dispatcher came on the air and announced an all points bulletin for everyone to be on the lookout for a 1995 GMC Jimmy truck that had been stolen from a house in the 13700 block ofEdgewood Avenue. She gave the plate and all other particulars concerning the missing vehicle.