This weeks Police Blotter
Criminal of the week:
Columbus
Police shoots crook in his behind: On Feb. 2, at 4:45 p.m., a patrol car attempted to pull over a car on a routine traffic stop near Dunedin and Cleveland Road. Once the vehicle had stopped, one of the passengers bailed out and took off running while the driver remained inside. Suspecting that there was something other than a simple traffic violation prompting the passenger’s bailout, one of the officers gave chase. After a short foot chase, the suspect turned, pulled his pistol, pointed it, misfired, and took off running again at which time the pursuing officer dropped a hot metal right in his behind. The matter is under investigation.
Akron
Hungry crook robs China Star Restaurant deliveryman: Around 10:30pm Feb.2, a delivery driver for China Star Restaurant, located on Copley Road, was robbed. The driver reported that he attempted to deliver food in the 1200 block of Cordova Avenue. When no one answered the door, the driver walked back to his car. The suspect approached the driver, pointed a gun at him and demanded money. The driver emptied his pockets and gave the suspect an unknown amount of money. The suspect fled on foot in an unknown direction. The suspect is a Black male, 18 – 30 years old, 5’0’ – 5’9’ 130 – 170 lbs., and was wearing a black hat and black coat. Anyone with information is asked to contact Crime Stoppers.
Shamika was arrested for stabbing a woman over ten bucks: On Feb. 4, at 2 p.m., Shamika Bates, age 20, was charged with Felonious Assault. Shamika and her victim got into a fight over 10 bucks and Shamika assaulted her and then stabbed the victim with a knife. Crazy fool! Now Miss Bladie Mae knows she is going to jail.
Billy knows that he is too damn old to be out stealing cars: On Feb. 4, it was reported that Billy Williams, 39, was charged with Receiving Stolen Property Auto, Willful Fleeing, Resisting Arrest, and Obstructing Official Business. Billy was observed in a stolen vehicle and fled from officers. He led them on a vehicle chase running stop signs and red lights. He crashed at Main and MLK and then bailed out and ran. Moments he was apprehended after a short foot chase. Bill knows he needs to quit.
His boy snitched and fingered Danny as thief stealing the 4 wheeler: Daniel P Hays, 25, of North Howard Street, was charged with Theft. A witness observed Daniel break into a vehicle and push a 4-wheeler down the drive at 668 Cole Avenue. Nate Marshall admitted to helping Daniel steal the 4-wheeler. Daniel has property belonging to the victim from the car break-in.
Cops bust ol’ Mary Black for chewing crack: On Feb. 4 it was reported that cops had busted a woman, Mary Black, age 48, of Youngstown, Ohio. Miss “B” was charged with Tampering with Evidence. Officers made traffic stop with Mary as the driver. She was chewing on something and when cops asked to open her mouth she kept chewing. Officer observed crack in her mouth and she continued to chew after repeatedly being asked to stop and spit it out. Mary finally spit a small pinch of the crack out, but the officers were unable to retrieve anything.
Willie Lawson nabbed for perpetrating as a Cleveland Police officer: On Feb. 4, it was reported that a dude, William Lawson, age 20, was charged with Weapons under Disability and Impersonating a Police Officer. Officers were called to a house on Triplett Boulevard, for a suspicious looking clown with a gun. William was found at the house wearing a uniform with Police and patches resembling Cleveland Police on it. He was also in possession of a gun belt with a loaded pistol and wearing a ballistic vest. Officer found a Civil Protection Order against Lawson. Willie brought the gun from, 52, year old Dallas Hendershot who was also busted for selling a firearm.
Levander charged with shooting at his baby’s momma’s sister: On Feb. 4, it was reported that Levander Anderson, a 26 year old male, was charged with Felonious Assault, Weapons under Disability, Discharging a Firearm in the City, Child Endangering and Possession of Defaced Firearm. Officers were called to a house on Noble Road, for shots fired. The victim state when she pulled into the drive to pick up her sister's children, Levander began shooting at them. He continued shooting as they pulled away. Officer got consent to search the house and found a loaded .45 caliber pistol with the serial number scratched off. Children were in the house during the shooting.
Mike charged as public drunk and stabbing another dude in the hand: On Feb. 4 it was reported that 25 year old Michael Gess, was charged with Felonious Assault and Domestic Violence. Officers were called to Dodge Avenue home for a stabbing call. Michael and the victim got into and argument with both being intoxicated. Michael cut the victim in the hand with a knife when they started fighting. Michael was apprehended over on Rose Boulevard. Guess whose going to jail?
Low down robber made restaurant employees empty their pockets:
Shortly after 10 p.m., on Feb. 4, the Little Caesars, located on East Avenue, was robbed at gunpoint. Two employees reported the suspect entered the restaurant armed with a handgun, walked behind the counter and demanded money. The suspect ordered the two employees to remove money from the registers, safe and then to “empty yo damn pockets.” The employees gave the suspect an unreported amount of cash from the business and the male employee handed over his wallet. The suspect then fled.
Cleveland
Woman wants her dude kicked out but won’t tell cops her address: On Feb.10, around 5:29 p.m., a dispatcher radioed to a unit and said that a woman called 911 damn near 20 times about some dude who was at her house raising hell and she wanted him kicked out, but each time she refused to give the dispatcher her address.
A car was sent out to her house to see what was going on. FYI, 911 with a house phone can be traced, but not on a cell phone. If you don’t want them, don’t call them.
Woman is trying to find a shelter because her landlord locked her out: Around 5:32 p.m., on Feb.10, a woman called and said she needed someone to take her to a shelter. Her landlord kicked her out and she could not get into a shelter on her own because she doesn’t have her ID, it’s locked in her house. A car was sent out to help this po’ lady and to take her to a shelter down on Payne Avenue that would allow her to come without an ID.
Is he crazy? A man just shot at a woman over on Everton Avenue: On Feb.10, at around 5:34 p.m., a caller in the 10100 block of Everton Avenue, reported that a man was in the house and that he had just fired several shots at a woman. A number of cars were rushed out to the scene what was on this fools mind.
A big ol’ German Sheppard is on the loose on Chester Avenue: Around 5:38 p.m., on Feb.10, several frantic calls were received for residents and passer-bys reporting that a big German Sheppard dog was running loose down Chester. The callers said that the dog has on a collar and he’s dragging a big thick “A” chain behind him. A Car was sent over to see if the could spot this big meat hound who was on the loose.
Driver on Lorain is drunk and flying like a bat out of hell: On Feb. 10, at 5:43 p.m., there were a number of calls from residents near West 73rd and Lorain Avenue, reporting that there was some clown driving a white Chevy Malibu down their street and he’s flying like a bat out of hell. All cars in the area were told to be on the watch out for this idiot who doesn’t give a hoot and cares less to value life.
Columbus
Heavy-set woman and lil’ skinny dude tricked gas station attendant: It’s a damn shame how these crooks can come up with ingenious ideas, but supposedly they can’t find a job. Back on Nov. 28, 2012, around 10:15 a.m., a maroon minivan, driven by a big heavy-set woman pulled into the Swifty Gas Station on Westerville Road, and a lil skinny dude jumped out running for the had for the rest room. A few seconds later he started banging on the door yelling that he was locked in. The attendant came from behind the counter and was going to open the door, that’s’ when the lil’ dude appeared and began pistol whipping him and demanding money. The case is under investigation and if you know something say something and call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645 8477.
Reggie got shot, but nobody saw nothing or knows nothing: There is some funny bull crap going on in this case. You do the math? On Jan.26, at about 1:50 a.m., the cops were called to Grant Hospital were a man walked in with a gunshot wound and had no clue of how it got there, who did it or from which direction the shot came from. According to the dude’s friend he had been shot in the area of Mound and Gilbert Streets. Several car were sent to that area but were unable to locate any evidence of a suspect or his where about. Reginald Conley remains in the hospital in stable condition. If you saw something, say something, and get paid.
Two clucks were trying to steal a large floor safe when it tipped over: Back on Jan.4, at around 1 a.m., some nuts crawled through the air ducks at Skyward Grille over on Scott Street. Once in, these fools stole all the cash in the register, took the petty cash box and a computer screen monitor. As if this was not enough, these nit-wits tried to steal a large floor safe, but the door was too small and they tipped it over and blocked themselves in. The two then spray panted the letters “S” and “Q” all over the walls before finding a way out. Cops are investigating the matter.
Cops spotted Anthony riding a motor scooter early in the morning: Around 3:21 in the morning a patrol car stopped a dude name Anthony Trussell riding a motor scooter down Eakin Road, and they must have wondered what in the hell is he up to. As he rode past the cops they realized that Mr. “A” was the dude that they were looking for in a robbery case. During the chase Anthony bailed off the scooter and took off on foot. After about ten minutes an officer found Trussell hiding in a tool shed in the back of a house on Stephen West Drive and busted his butt.
Dope fiend told pharmacy clerk, “Gimme all the pills in the safe”:
Back on Jan. 3, 2012, around 2:14 p.m., some dope fiend walked up to the pharmacy clerk at Giant Eagle’s over on Sawmill Road, gave her a note which read that he had a gun and he verbally told her to “Gimme all the pills in the safe.” The clerk realized that this dude is crazy and gave him what he wanted so he could get the hell out of there. Dude jumped into a light colored SUV and took off. Be on the look out for this idiot and if you know who this is tell on his butt and get paid.
Stupid looking Dude in fishing hat robs two Midwest Bank tellers: Oooowe! You know this chump is stone crazy. He knocked off two bank tellers at two different windows at the same time, he got some nerve. On Feb. 5, around 1:13 p.m., a White dude in his late 40s or early 50s walked into the Midwest Bank on Reed Road, wearing a tan fishing hat, opened his coat flashing his pistol and told the bank tellers at two different windows to hand over the loot. They think the chump was wearing a fake beard and mustache but they were not sure. The cops and Fed’s are looking for this clown and if you know something, say something and Call Crime Stoppers at (416) 645-4665 and get paid.







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