Somebody stole my TV: On July 31 around 5:59 p.m., a very distraught woman in the 2600 block of Euclid Heights Boulevard, called and reported that “My TV is missing from my home.” A unit was sent to take a report.

Columbus 

The Morgan girls slug it out with some other women: On July 26, around 9:55 p.m., a big fight broke out between a group of women who have had an ongoing feud with some of Ms. K. Morgan’s relatives.  The groups had a final clash and wound up in a big slugfest on East 26^th and Medina Avenue.  While fighting, “Babygirl” (Ms. Morgan) got stabbed and the big scuffle ended abruptly.  She was treated for her injuries.

Deaunte and his boy fired on near Monroe and Mt.Vernon: On July 30, at 10:17 p.m., Deaunte and a buddy were walking near N.Monroe and Mt.VernonAvenue, when two hooligans popped out of an ally and started firing away at the two. A bullet grazed Mr. D’s head and his buddy took of running.   “D” was taken to an area hospital and treated.   His buddy who split was not hurt.

Bandana wearing thug demands, ‘Gimme The Loot’: On August 1, at about 9:p.m., a tall bandana wearing thug a walked into the Sprint store on South Hamilton Road, flashed a lil’ pistol and demanded all of the loot. None of the employees challenged him and gave him an undetermined amount of cash. The bandit took off running westbound from the store.  The Columbus Police Robbery Squad is keeping an eye out for this guy.

Griff gets caught cutting a fool at money exchange robbery: On August 2, around 11:15 p.m., a man name Mr. Griffin entered to rob the check cashing store on East Livingston Avenue. After the employees ducked into a back room, Mr. fired 8 rounds into the safety glass. When it didn’t break he started beating the glass with his gun, the gun broke, so he started tearing up the store.  Griffin suffered several self-sustained cuts and bruises before police arrived and grabbed his crazy butt.

Cleveland Heights 

Bar bouncer busted for grabbing woman’s booty: On July 30, around 1:50 a.m., it was reported by a young woman and her boyfriend, that a big brazen bouncer at a bar in the Coventry area on Euclid Heights Boulevard had “grabbed her butt.” He also pushed her boyfriend around because he contested the disrespectful act. Needless to say the cops busted this idiot and charged him with sexual imposition and assault on the boyfriend.

Possible crackheads stealing aluminum siding off a vacant house: On July 29, at 3:55 p.m., a neighbor in the 3500 block of Woodridge Road, called and reported that two men were peeling the aluminum siding off the vacant house next door. A car was sent out to investigate.

Pissed off customer takes car and left without paying: On July 29, at 5:54 p.m., an employee from Motorcars Auto Body on Mayfield Road, called and reported that an angry, irate customer got pissed off, refused to pay, took their car and left the shop without paying.  Police advised this is a civil matter.

Dudes playing basketball are talking junk way too loud: On July 29, at about 7 p.m., a caller in the 1000 block near the basketball court on Quarry Drive, reported that some young men were playing ball, cussin way too loud and talking junk.

Bully smacking his woman around: On July 29, at about 8:27 p.m., a caller in the 3100 block of Kensington Road reported that there was a man in front of that house, beating and smacking a woman around. A unit was rushed to the scene.

Teen couple disrespecting a grown woman: On July 29, at about 10:22 p.m., a grown woman called and reported that she was being followed and harassed by a teenage boy and girl on Woodruff and Cleveland Heights Boulevard. A car was sent to check out what was happening in this matter.

Thugs robs and take man’s iPhone: Around 3:39 in the morning, on July 29, a passerby called and reported that a person at the corner of Meadowbrook and Briarwood Road, asked them to call police and report that a man had just robbed them of their black iPhone.  Police are on the lookout for this knucklehead robbing folks at that time of morning.

Landlord and tenant getting ready to through down: On July30, at 9:42 a.m., a person called from the 14100 block of Superior Road, and reported that the landlord and a tenant were out in front of the building in a loud argument and looks like they are getting ready to through down.  A car was rushed to the scene.

Tiffany Mc busted for driving under suspension: On July 30, at about 10:06 a.m., a cop pulled over Ms. Tiffany Mc at Mayfield and Belmar Road, and found that not only had Tiff violated a traffic law, but she was also driving while her license is under suspension. Girlfriend was busted, arrested and charged for DUS.

Somebody in my family been writing out of my checkbook: On July 30, around 3 p.m., and angry woman in the 9900 block of Rushleigh Road,  called and reported that somebody in her family had written a check out of her checkbook and she wants to tell on this scoundrel. The nerve!

Scandalous rascal trying to steal the tip jar from a restaurant: On July 30, around 3:18 p.m., an employee at the Subway Restaurant on Lee Road, called and reported that they had just caught some rotten rascal trying to steal the money from the tip jar that sits on the counter.  Police went and took a report of this low-down scandalous rascal’s act.

Send somebody quick! A ground-hog is in my garage: On July 30, around 7:42 p.m., a person in the 3500 block of Glen Allen Drive, called and reported that they had chased a ground hog and to send somebody out quick because he is in my garage.  Oh well!

Neighbor is threatening to kill my doggone dog: On July 30, at 10:11 pm., a frantic and angry person in the 1000 section of Nelaview Road, called and reported that the people next door is threatening to kill my dog.  Ya’ll better send somebody!

Ex-girlfriend reports, ‘I just want to John leave’: On July 30 around 10:54 p.m., an angry woman on Beechwood Road, called and reported that her ex-boyfriend John Mc was there and “he just won’t leave.”  A car was sent out to escort Dear John off the property.

Brandon G. arrested for raising hell in CVS: Around 11:51 p.m., an employee at CVS at Cedar and Lee Road, called and reported that a guy name Brandon was there raising hell and they want him out of the store. Cops showed up and discovered that Brandon had an outstanding warrant by CHPD and Mr. B should have left when he had a chance.

Dude sure looks suspicious with no shoes and no shirt on: On July 31, at 8 in the morning, several passing motorist called and reported that some dude is out in the middle of the street near Bluestone and Noble Road with no shoes and no shirt on. Police went to check this guy out.

Somebody stole my TV: On July 31 around 5:59 p.m., a very distraught woman in the 2600 block of Euclid Heights Boulevard, called and reported that “My TV is missing from my home.” A unit was sent to take a report. 

Richard and Pam caught trespassing on Noble Road: On July 31, around 6:35 p.m., there was a call from a person from apt. # 6 in the 1800 section of Noble Road, who reported that there was a disturbance by a man name’ Richard W. and a woman name’ Pam C.  Richard was busted for trespassing and Pam was charged with obstruction of justice and criminal damaging.  Busted!

University Heights 

Tyrone just won’t stop stealing from Target: On July 27, at about 4:35 p.m., Target security called and reported that they had nabbed a man 36, named Tyrone, who put a DVD player in a purse, and put the purse in a tote bag and walked out of the store.  Once caught, they searched him and discovered that he had on two pair of trousers that still had tags on them. Tyrone was also spotted stealing last week.

Man catches thief and asked, ‘What the hell are you doing?’: On July 27, around 3 in the morning, a man on Edgerton Road, got up to use the restroom and looked out his bathroom window and noticed his car door open and a chump bent over rambling through his stuff.  The man ran downstairs and hollered “What the hell are you doing?” The thief took off running, and disappeared, but got a Garmin GPS and some other stuff.

Boy busted for stealing a pair of Polo socks: On July 25, at 4:58 p.m., a security guard at Macy’s called and reported that he had detained a juvenile for stealing. The guard had watched the boy on hidden camera go into the men’s department, open a bag of 3 Polo socks, remove a pair, roll them up and stuff them in his pocket. The whole bag of socks is only worth $ 14.00.  Hopefully a lesson was learned.