Some dude over on Newton Avenue is high as hell on wet: Around 10:33 pm., on March 16, there were several calls for people over on Newton Avenue, reporting that some fool was high as hell on wet and he dancing in the street

Woman wants her stuff out of that house, because its’ infested with bed bugs: On March 9, at 10:55 pm, a hysterical woman called the police and asked them to come out and help her get her personal thing out of a house that is infested with bed bugs and those nasty folks won’t open the door.

Strange looking fool robs Big Lots store on Wilson Road: On Feb. 23, at 6:06 p.m., a strange-looking dude entered the Big Lots store on North Wilson Road, and took merchandise to the register as though he was going to make a purchase.

They spotted the two thugs that robbed a lady on Buckeye: Around 9:42 p.m., police were riding around with a lady in their car looking for two crooks that had just robbed her on Buckeye.